Jokes about Valley life abound.  But love it or hate it, Santa Clarita (and Valencia and Saugus) are more than just the jokes, folks.  Whether you call it “Awesometown” (which makes locals cringe), believe these burbs are as far away (and as hip) as Kansas or secretly love the tons of parking and fabulous schools, we set out to prove or disprove some “facts” about family living in the SCV.

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It’s the Boonies: False
The conversation goes something like this:
“You live in Santa Clarita, where’s that?” asks New Friend.
“Near Six Flags Magic Mountain,” you answer.
“Ohhhh, waaaaaayyyyy out therrrreee,” Friend gasps with a shocked, disgusted face.

But it’s not as “out there” as you might think. By the numbers, Santa Clarita is:
– 33 miles from downtown L.A. (About an hour commute if you time certain freeways right like taking the 5 to the 210 to the 2 back to the 5 to the 110…OK, SNL and The Californians have a point, we do talk about which freeway to take a lot.)

– 21 miles from Sherman Oaks/Studio City areas (around 30-45 minutes)

– 34 miles to Santa Monica beach (about an hour)

– 36 miles to LAX (and 20 miles to the Bob Hope airport, which is always preferable)

– 42 miles to Ventura beach (via a gorgeous 50-60 minute drive on the 126)

Granted, these are traffic-average estimates. But the point is, it can take longer to crawl 5 miles down Ventura Blvd. or the 10 than to drive to Santa Clarita from wherever in L.A. you are.

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There’s No Nightlife: True (But You Won’t Miss It)
While it’s true there’s not much to do past 10 p.m., there’s a good reason. Like you, most people who live in SCV have kids. And the fact is, most of the time, all us parents can get up the energy to do is grab a latte in Starbucks as we close down Target. For the rare date night, there are are a few wine bars in town, there’s one nightclub (The Vu, in Newhall), the bar at Salt Creek Grille often has live music (of the jazz variety), and the Buddha Lounge inside Kisho offers dancing and drinks. The crowds are a mix between parents getting their grooves on to the 21-27 year old set that are home from summer break from college. The Alamo is also a popular place for late night, strong margaritas and is centrally located, walking distance for many. The city chooses to focus more on its daytime activities, which abound from 20+ miles of lighted paseos connecting the town to 30+ parks to 70+ miles of hiking and biking. (So, nobody walks in LA?  That’s why we like the Valley…)

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Affordable Housing: True (Comparatively!)
There’s more of a desert breeze than an ocean one, but housing in Santa Clarita remains a great investment. Compared to the median price for a house in Santa Monica of $1,169,100 for a 1,455 square foot home and $3,500 monthly rent, the median price for a slightly larger 1,698 square foot house in Santa Clarita is $448,500 with a median $1,905 monthly rent.

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It’s Melt Your Face Hot: True (But Only For A Few Months A Year)
The average temperature in Santa Clarita from July–September hovers in the mid 90’s. Some days easily creep into the 100’s and the whole town is abuzz with air conditioners. It’s about 10 degrees cooler in San Fernando Valley and 20 degrees cooler on the westside. Sometimes, though, the increased warmth feels nice, like during winter months; when it’s misty and chilly in Los Angeles proper, it’s sunny and temperate in Santa Clarita. Counting in the year round temps and mild winters, the average temperature is 77 degrees. Plus, as they say, it’s a nice dry heat.

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Great Public Education: True
Many families move to Santa Clarita to save on private school costs and avoid LAUSD. Since it has it’s own school district, it manages its own budget and hasn’t had nearly the negative effects as elsewhere in the city with teacher layoffs, etc. Nearly two-thirds of elementary schools in this area have made the California Distinguished Schools List (many more than once), and many are walking distances from homes. Again, with the walking…

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There’s No Good Food: False
While there are no trendy, celeb-spotting, bank-breaking establishments (with exception to Le Chene’s French cuisine served in a castle amid secluded oaks), Santa Clarita has plenty of tasty offerings with the added perk that most of them are kid-friendly. Local favorites are Rattler’s BBQ, Egg Plantation, Newhall Refinery and Mom Can Cook (for Thai food). Also every Saturday night is Food Truck Saturday where the best of LA’s food trucks all park in one place, tables are set up and music plays on a hill with pretty sunset views.

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There’s No History or Culture: False
Santa Clarita is richer in culture than most Los Angeles area towns! From when it got named in 1769 by Spaniards on horseback to the state’s first gold discovery in 1842 at the “Oak of the Golden Dream” in Placerita Canyon, to the opening of the Saugus Café in 1887 (the oldest still-operating restaurant in LA) to its modern day annual Cowboy Festival celebrating its roots in Hollywood westerns, it has a rich history. Old Town Newhall has just been revamped and hosts regular arts and food markets and free concerts in the parks draw everyone out to mingle and dance. There’s also a local playhouse, not to mention the fact that Cal Arts Institute, ranked best art school in America by Newsweek, calls Valencia home.

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There’s No Good Shopping: False
While this would have been true ten years ago, when most people had to trek down to the SFV or westside for shopping, Santa Clarita now offers many options for shopping that aren’t chain-store dominant. With the recent opening of the outdoor shopping mall Patios to the revamped Newhall Old Town, there are many treasures to find from antiques to the latest boutique fashions to frequent.

When’s the last time you visited Santa Clarita?  Do you think we’re spot on, or we’ve missed the mark?

—Shannon Guyton

Food trucks have revolutionized lunch time, bringing gourmet “fast” food to the streets of Seattle. But in addition to working the food truck circuit, most trucks are willing and able to attend school functions, little league events and even family parties, bringing their delectable delights to your door. Bypass the popcorn and candy concessions and let one of these food trucks serve you at your next big shindig.

Buddha Bruddah

New on the food truck scene, Buddha Bruddah combines Asian mixed plates with some Aloha spirit, cooking up delicious food and friendly, Hawaiian-inspired service. Buddha Bruddah usually has four plates on the menu: thai red chicken curry, sweet and spicy pork, Hawaiian grilled beef, and Huli Huli ginger chicken, accompanied with various sides. All options are popular with adults and older kids and are generously portioned so sharing with a toddler is easy to do. Smaller appetites will love the sides: yakisoba noodles, Phad Thai, and mac salad. Buddha Bruddah uses high quality products and makes all sauces from scratch. And for those who like a little heat, they offer a fresh made spicy chili bar that will set your mouth (and heart) on fire.

Phone: 425-827-2188
Email: drea@buddhabruddah.com
Online: buddhabruddah.com

photo: Buddha Bruddah

Does your family have a favorite food truck? Tell us about it in the Comments below.

— Abbey McGee

With lantern-strung streets lined with elaborate facades and trinket-filled shops, Chinatown is a visual delight for little explorers. The neighborhood displays nearly as many murals as the Mission and just as much vibrancy. You’d be hard pressed to find an inch of blank space in the city’s oldest and most colorful district. Day trip it in your own backyard and watch your youngster gobble up culture just as fast as they do their dumplings.

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Chinese Historical Society of America
All visits to Chinatown should begin at this charming museum housed in an ornate building designed by Hearst Castle architect Julia Morgan. Visual and tactile exhibits offer a proper introduction to the Chinese experience in San Francisco. A resident artist keeps things lively for little ones. Tip: drop by the Chinatown branch library (1135 Powell St) to score free tickets by flashing your SF library card

965 Clay St.
San Francisco, CA 94108
415-391-1188
Online: chsa.org

St Mary’s Square
Tucked away off busy Grant Street, this hidden nook sports a fun play area with a scenic backdrop of Financial District towers.

651 California St
San Francisco, Ca

Willie “Woo Woo” Wong Playground
This modern playground bears the name of a local 1940s basketball player named for the rootin’ “woo woos” he would get.

830 Sacramento St.
San Francisco, Ca

Shop

Bargain Bazaar
Chinatown has innumerable shops bursting with with unique trinkets and toys that reach out to little hands. With three floors crammed with goodies, this fun shop is our favorite.

667 Grant Ave.
San Francisco, Ca
415-391-6369

Buddha Exquisite Corp.
This shop is a visual extravaganza of Joss paper, the paper versions of money and material goods burned at funerals. Marvel at perfect paper replicas of iPads, 6-packs of Coke, sushi platters and air-conditioned mansions complete with maid and armed guard. They’re much cheaper than the real thing, so make sure your kiddo’s letter to Santa is real specific.

756 Jackson St.
San Francisco, Ca
415-391-2806

Eat

Good Mong Kok
Nothing satiates little tummies quite like a savory pork or chicken bun. Squeeze your way into this shoe-box sized take-away for some of the best dim sum in Chinatown. Bummer for Bugaboos: Stockton’s jam-packed sidewalks make it a strict No Stroller Zone.

1039 Stockton St.
San Francisco,Ca
415-397-2688

Yin Du Wonton Noodle
Drop by this cozy mom & pop eatery for delicious, inexpensive wonton noodles and rice dishes (prices peak at $5.95) in a pristine setting.

648 Pacific Ave.
San Francisco, Ca
415-834-9388

Golden Star Vietnamese Restaurant
Overlooking Portsmouth Square, this tasty restaurant fills up during lunch for pho, grilled meats and kid’s favorites: crispy imperial rolls.

11 Walter U Lum Pl.
San Francisco, Ca
415-398-1215

Begoni Bistro
This restaurant sports a menu of refined Vietnamese dishes and the most stylish dining room in the neighborhood. Boon for beer lovers: it’s also one of the few places in Chinatown where you can get good brew on tap.

615 Jackson St.
San Francisco, Ca
415-757-0120
Online: begonibistro.com

 

Golden Gate Bakery
This bakery is justly famous for their dan tat — rich custardy egg tarts in delicious flaky crust — as well as their corresponding lines.

1029 Grant Ave.
San Francisco, Ca
415-781-2627
Online: goldengatebakery.com

Fancy Wheat Field Bakery
Pop in for a large selection of egg tarts and baked goods. Your child’s new favorite treat might be a fluffy, sweet bread cocktail bun filled with sweetened coconut paste.

1362 Stockton St.
San Francisco, Ca
415-982-1368

Do you have a favorite Chinatown hangout? Tell us in the comments below! 

—Garrick Ramirez

All photography by Garrick Ramirez