School-appropriate jokes for kids that will get all the laughs
Back-to-school season means saying goodbye to summer and getting ready for the next adventure, which typically includes a lot of gear like cool kids’ backpacks and new playground-ready shoes. But don’t forget to pack some funny school jokes for kids in their back pockets, too! Our collection is filled with hilarious but cute jokes that will bring on the belly laughs. Looking for even more giggles? Check out these extra squeaky clean jokes, printable lunchbox jokes, and corny dad jokes. Get ready to LOL.
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1. What does your computer do for lunch?
Has a byte!Â
2. What did the buffalo say at drop off?
Bison.Â
3. What did the student say to the teacher after he missed the first day of school?Â
No, ma'am. I didn't miss it at all.Â
4. Why do math books always look so sad?
They are full of problems.Â
5. Why did the kid eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.Â
6. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
7. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
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8. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
9.Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
10. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary? Â
The thesaurus.
11. What does a book do in the winter?
Puts on a jacket.Â
12. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
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