March is about wearing o’ the green, eating Irish soda bread, and making leprechaun traps. Add fun to your days with these leprechaun jokes and St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids. Your little one will be laughing ’til they turn green! If you’re in the mood for more giggles, check out our spring jokes for kids and funny dad jokes!

St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids

1. What do you call an Irish spider?
Paddy Long Legs

2. Why shouldn’t you iron a shamrock? 
You don’t want to press your luck!

3. What kind of bow can’t be tied? 
A rainbow

4. What happens when shamrocks grow in poison ivy? 
You get a rash of good luck.

5. How can you spot a jealous shamrock? 
It’s green with envy.

6. What is the favorite music of the Irish? 
Sham-rock n’ roll

7. How did the Irish potato become bilingual? 
It became a French fry.

8. What do you call an Irish jig at McDonald’s?
A Shamrock Shake

9. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! 

10. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He could not afford the airfare.

11. What do you call a bad Irish dance?
A jig mistake.

12. What kind of spells do Irish wizards cast? 

Lucky charms.

13. Where can you always find gold?

The dictionary.

14. What do you call a fake Irish stone?

A Sham-rock.

15. What is an Irish baby’s favorite song? 

Patty cake.

Leprechaun Jokes for Kids

16. Why are leprechauns good at gardening? 
They have green thumbs.

17. What is a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?
Lucky Charms

18. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? 
Because they’re always a little short.

19. What kind of baseball do leprechauns play?
Little League

20. Why do leprechauns hate running? 
They’d rather jig than jog.

21. How did the leprechaun get to space? 
In a sham-rocket

21. How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?
He’s Dublin over with laughter.

23. How can you spot a jealous leprechaun?
He’s green with envy.

24. What position does the leprechaun play in baseball? 

25. What did the leprechauns talk about on their first date?
It was just a lot of small talk

26. Which superhero is the leprechauns’ favorite? 
Green Lantern

27. What is a leprechaun’s second favorite holiday?
Earth Day because they love to go green

28. Where do leprechauns like to relax

In sham-rocking chairs.

29. What did the baby leprechaun find at the end of the rainbow?

A potty gold.

Related: Everything You Need to Trap a Leprechaun This St. Patrick’s Day

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