The Ultimate Ugly Christmas Sweater Guide for the Whole Fam (Even Pets!)

A Christmas Story is one we watch over and over again, so why wouldn’t we grab one of these Ralphie-themed sweater?

A Christmas Story Sweater ($49.99), FUN.com—Buy Now

Sand and Santa? We have no complaints. Even in the coldest climates, you can bring a little Hawaiian holiday into your days.

Mele Kalikimaka Sweater ($14.99-$24.99), FUN.com—Buy Now

Tastefully tacky, this one is a lot of fun (and actually, it’s a super flattering silhouette!).

Merry Christmas Tacky Tassels Sweater ($59.95), Amazon—Buy Now

Fa-la-la-la-llama! And yes. He has reindeer antlers. Of course.

Llama Christmas Sweater ($16.82-$25.54), Amazon—Buy Now

Get ready to compete with the actual Christmas tree in this one!

Tasteless Tinsel Sweater ($59.95), Amazon—Buy Now

If you run a little hot, or your holidays aren’t snowy, this tee has the same sentiment as a classic sweater but less…sweaty.

Too Hot for Sweaters Sweater ($19.95), Amazon—Buy Now

Who doesn’t love a holiday hoodie? We sure do.

Ugly Christmas Hoodie ($42.99), Amazon—Buy Now

Santa ready for the slopes is as appropriate as it comes!

Skiing Santa Sweater ($25.37-$32.32), Amazon—Buy Now

Maybe you didn’t know, but dinosaurs love the holidays.

T-Rex Sweater ($74.95), Amazon—Buy Now

If sweaters and t-shirts aren’t your cup of egg nog, may we suggest this dapper button-down?

Ugly Christmas Shirt ($28.95), Amazon—Buy Now

This one falls on the cute side of things, and we’d suggest pairing it with faux leather leggings!

Metallica Christmas Light Sweater ($79.95), Amazon—Buy Now

A (Christmas) lightsaber battle is ideal for any Star Wars fan!

Star Wars Christmas Sweatshirt ($44.95), Amazon—Buy Now

Mr. Narwhal is arguably the best cameo character in Elf, are we right?

“Bye, Buddy” Narwhal Sweater ($49.95-$50.95), Amazon—Buy Now

You heard what Journey said. Bet you didn’t know that it doubled as a Christmas song.

Don’t Stop Believin’ Christmas Sweatshirt ($20.99-$28.95), Amazon—Buy Now

Another more classic than ugly sweater, we think it’s pretty cute and 100% party-ready.

Reindeer Sweater ($39.99), Amazon—Buy Now

Any Seinfeld fan will absolutely appreciate this sweatshirt!

Festivus Christmas Sweatshirt ($34.99-$36.99), Amazon—Buy Now

Look, if you’re going to continue rockin’ the gym through the season, you should absolutely brag about it.

Reindeer Gainz Christmas Sweater ($49.99), Amazon—Buy Now

The scarf belt is what really pulls it together, we think.

Snowman Christmas Sweater Dress ($59.95), Amazon—Buy Now

This one toes the line between cute and ugly, but it’s also really soft so we’ll take either!

Chevron Christmas Sweater ($36.99), Amazon—Buy Now

What does Santa do in his off-time? Drives around with alpacas, it seems. 

After-Hours Santa Sweater ($24.50), Macy’s—Buy Now

Flaunt your baking skills and festive fashion with one of these aprons!

Christmas Sweater Option ($34.00), Uncommon Goods—Buy Now

If you’d rather be a bit more subtle in your sweater selection, this is the one for you.

Sweater Weather Sweater ($30.00), Target—Buy Now

Rock around the Christmas Tree in this rockin’ sweatshirt!

Rolling Stones Christmas Sweatshirt ($21.99), Target—Buy Now

Kids can use this one over and over thanks to the mini light wand that comes with it!

Light-Up Drawing Christmas Tee ($25.00), Uncommon Goods—Buy Now

For the little dinosaur digger!

Dino Christmas Sweater ($48.00), Target—Buy Now

Oh, howl-y night! 

K9 Christmas Sweatshirt ($25.99), Amazon—Buy Now

Not all kiddos like traditional holiday food, and we’re totally fine with that!

Pizza Christmas Sweater ($29.95), Amazon—Buy Now

A little sporty, a lot jolly—we’re in love with this sweatsuit.

Hoodie Christmas Sweatsuit Set ($28.99), Amazon—Buy Now

We aren’t excluding dresses from the list, especially not when they resemble a Christmas tree that Cindy Lou Who would wear!

Santa Hat Christmas Dress, ($21.95), Amazon—Buy Now

The yellow and black construction cone “trees” got us!

Construction Christmas Sweater ($20.99), Amazon—Buy Now

The non-traditional colors really make this one pop.

Santa Unicorn Christmas Sweatshirt ($25.99), Amazon—Buy Now

Don’t ignore this one…

Santa is Calling Christmas Sweatshirt ($13.99-$14.99), Amazon—Buy Now

Keep them warm and whimsical in this ruff-ly Christmas sweater!

Ruff-ly Collar Pet Christmas Sweater ($13.99), Amazon—Buy Now

This one comes with a hood that has attache antlers. Need we say more?

Antler Pet Christmas Sweater ($12.99), Amazon—Buy Now

What if they wore a Christmas tree instead of destroying one?

Christmas Tree Pet Christmas Sweater ($14.99), Amazon—Buy Now

Sequins pretty much scream the holidays. Uh…bark the holidays?

Joy Sequin Pet Sweater ($13.00), Target—Buy Now

It. Has. Ear. Holes. In. The. Hood.

Penguin Car Pet Christmas Sweatshirt ($10.00), Target—Buy Now

This one works after the holidays, too.

Green Bobble Hoodie Pet Sweatshirt ($10.00), Target—Buy Now

This one comes in three color combinations and includes a pom-pom.

Fair Isle Pet Christmas Sweater ($40.00), Target—Buy Now