Ugly, but make it fashion. Ugly Christmas sweaters are here.
There’s nothing as iconic as the ugly Christmas sweater. Oh, sure, they started out being worn un-ironically (over turtlenecks and paired with a festive brooch, right? We know you’re picturing it now.), but they’ve become a seasonal staple that isn’t going anywhere. Have you been resisting this trend? It’s time to embrace it. Do you already have a collection of jolly jumpers? We’re ready to help you add to it! Either way, these sweaters are the icing on the Christmas cake (Yule log?).
Hilariously ugly to adorably snuggly, this is the ultimate Ugly Christmas Sweater Guide.
For the Adults
A Christmas Story Sweater
A Christmas Story is one we watch over and over again, so why wouldn't we grab one of these Ralphie-themed sweater?
Mele Kalikimaka Sweater
Sand and Santa? We have no complaints. Even in the coldest climates, you can bring a little Hawaiian holiday into your days.
Merry Christmas Tacky Tassels Sweater
Tastefully tacky, this one is a lot of fun (and actually, it's a super flattering silhouette!).
Llama Christmas Sweater
Fa-la-la-la-llama! And yes. He has reindeer antlers. Of course.
Tasteless Tinsel Sweater
Get ready to compete with the actual Christmas tree in this one!
Too Hot for Sweaters Sweater
If you run a little hot, or your holidays aren't snowy, this tee has the same sentiment as a classic sweater but less...sweaty.
Ugly Christmas Hoodie
Who doesn't love a holiday hoodie? We sure do.
Skiing Santa Sweater
Santa ready for the slopes is as appropriate as it comes!
Maybe you didn't know, but dinosaurs love the holidays.
Ugly Christmas Shirt
If sweaters and t-shirts aren't your cup of egg nog, may we suggest this dapper button-down?
Metallic Christmas Light Sweater
This one falls on the cute side of things, and we'd suggest pairing it with faux leather leggings!
Star Wars Christmas Sweatshirt
A (Christmas) lightsaber battle is ideal for any Star Wars fan!
"Bye, Buddy" Narwhal Sweater
Mr. Narwhal is arguably the best cameo character in Elf, are we right?
Don't Stop Believin' Christmas Sweatshirt
You heard what Journey said. Bet you didn't know that it doubled as a Christmas song.
Another more classic than ugly sweater, we think it's pretty cute and 100% party-ready.
Festivus Christmas Sweatshirt
Any Seinfeld fan will absolutely appreciate this sweatshirt!
Reindeer Gainz Christmas Sweater
Look, if you're going to continue rockin' the gym through the season, you should absolutely brag about it.
Snowman Christmas Sweater Dress
The scarf belt is what really pulls it together, we think.
Chevron Christmas Sweater
This one toes the line between cute and ugly, but it's also really soft so we'll take either!
After-Hours Santa Sweater
What does Santa do in his off-time? Drives around with alpacas, it seems.
Christmas Sweater Apron
Flaunt your baking skills and festive fashion with one of these aprons!
Sweater Weather Sweater
If you'd rather be a bit more subtle in your sweater selection, this is the one for you.
Rolling Stones Christmas Sweatshirt
Rock around the Christmas Tree in this rockin' sweatshirt!
For the Kids
Light-Up Drawing Christmas Tee
Kids can use this one over and over thanks to the mini light wand that comes with it!
Dino Christmas Sweater
For the little dinosaur digger!
K9 Christmas Sweatshirt
Oh, howl-y night!
Pizza Christmas Sweater
Not all kiddos like traditional holiday food, and we're totally fine with that!
Hoodie Christmas Sweatsuit Set
A little sporty, a lot jolly—we're in love with this sweatsuit.
Santa Hat Christmas Dress
We aren't excluding dresses from the list, especially not when they resemble a Christmas tree that Cindy Lou Who would wear!
Construction Christmas Sweater
The yellow and black construction cone "trees" got us!
Santa Unicorn Christmas Sweatshirt
The non-traditional colors really make this one pop.
Santa is Calling Christmas Sweatshirt
Don't ignore this one...
For the Pets
Ruff-ly Collar Pet Christmas Sweater
Keep them warm and whimsical in this ruff-ly Christmas sweater!
Antler Pet Christmas Sweater
This one comes with a hood that has attache antlers. Need we say more?
Christmas Tree Pet Christmas Sweater
What if they wore a Christmas tree instead of destroying one?
Joy Sequin Pet Sweater
Sequins pretty much scream the holidays. Uh...bark the holidays?
Penguin Car Pet Christmas Sweatshirt
It. Has. Ear. Holes. In. The. Hood.
Green Bobble Hoodie Pet Sweatshirt
This one works after the holidays, too.
Fair Isle Pet Christmas Sweater
This one comes in three color combinations and includes a pom-pom.
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