Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: November 9, 2018

Photo by Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

What a week: Daylight Saving Time has us (and our kids) deep in the crazies this week! While everyone is adjusting to the shorter days, hopefully the whole family is finally back on track and ready head into the weekend. Here are some of the funniest tweets from this last week.

1. Livin’ that mom life.

Never in my life has anything happened that prepared me for the moment I’d have to ask my child if he put something in his butt.

Just, you know, living my best life tonight. 😂😂

— Boy Mom Life (@Heatherheiser2) November 4, 2018

2. A toddler after our own heart.

Toddler: *screams to go to Target*

Me:*drives to Target to stop the screaming also because I'm sure I need something*

Me (At Target): "Why did you need to come to Target so bad?"

Toddler: "because I like Target"

— That Momma in the Desert (@thatmommainaz) November 3, 2018

3. A moment of silence, please.

Please keep my daughter in your prayers. She just found a fuzz on her shirt. We’ll send out the GoFundMe link shortly.

— The Veteran Dad (@theveterandad1) November 4, 2018

4. Well played, two-year old, well played.

Having a baby monitor is great. Until your toddler figures it out and starts using it like a walkie talkie to beckon you to do his bidding.

— Boy Mom Life (@Heatherheiser2) November 6, 2018

5. So well-cultured.

My kids are so open to experiencing culture. They’ll try anything, from chicken tenders at a Mexican restaurant to chicken tenders at a Mediterranean restaurant

— The Dad (@thedad) November 5, 2018

6. Right?

I’m just a 37 year old laying on my toddler’s hardwood bedroom floor using a bouncy unicorn as a pillow quietly begging her to go sleep. #momlife #dadlife #toddlers #toddlerlife

— Marissa S. Pumpkins 🎃💚🍃💛 (@michimama75) November 7, 2018

7. It’s a quick read.

“But I just went food shopping yesterday”

-a parenting memoir

— Janina Maria (@dontlosethekids) November 7, 2018

8. If you needed a reason.

If you’ve ever walked around your house & thought to yourself, “I wish there was a way for all the toilets to be unflushed all the time,” I highly recommend having children.

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) November 7, 2018

9. Story of our lives.

I know there are people suffering in the world and I don’t want to downplay that, but I just walked into a wet bathroom floor with my socks on. #Dadlife #Parenthood

— dADDisms (@Beagz) November 8, 2018

10. Another reason to love the season!

Hey, remember the last time there wasn't anyone in your house that had a cold?

Yeah….me neither.#parenting #dadlife

— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) November 8, 2018

––Karly Wood

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