Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: October 19, 2018

Photo by Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

Being on Twitter is all about keepin’ it real, and with parents it couldn’t be more true. Whether it’s bath time, school or a visit to the pumpkin patch, our kids definitely bring out the best in us.

We hope you enjoy this week’s roundup of hilarious tweets––we sure did!

1. Rookie mistake.

Didn’t bring a powerful enough DSLR camera to the pumpkin patch and now all the other parents are looking at me like I’m an unfit father.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 13, 2018

2. The math checks out.

Kids' bath towels are 10% for drying kids and 90% for drying bathroom floors.

— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) October 14, 2018

3. Totally.

Shoutout to everyone who bathed their child with baby wipes tonight instead of a bath ‘cause you were just too damn tired to deal with another thing.

Y’all are my people.

— ☕️MacgyveringMom22🍷 (@MacgyveringM22) October 16, 2018

4. We need answers, science.

Is there a mechanism in a kid's brain that literally keeps him from computing what "be quiet" means?

— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) October 16, 2018

5. It’s a tough life out there.

Shoutout to all the parents who're ruining their teens' life by making them wear weather appropriate clothing

— ~*Wellness Witchery*~ (@TheMandiEm) October 16, 2018

6. SAME.

If you've never tried to put pants on a baby, just imagine trying to catch a raccoon and put him in jeans.

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) October 16, 2018

7. And so it begins.

Me: So, what did you bring home from preschool today?!?

3yo: *sneezes*

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 16, 2018

8. So, there’s that.

For those of you who love to remind mothers to cherish every moment, my daughter painted with her pop today.

No cherishing took place. #momsquad #momlife #painting

— 5KidsAndABunny (@5KidsandaBunny) October 17, 2018

9. NOPE!

If you have never snapped at your kid with an irritated “WHAT???” after the 500th time they called for you, only for your kid to respond with “I love you,” have you even experienced proper Parent Guilt yet?

— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) October 17, 2018

10. All day, e’ry day.

Kids: Because getting ready in the morning should be infuriating.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 18, 2018

––Karly Wood

Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: October 19, 2018

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1. Rookie mistake.

2. The math checks out.

3. Totally.

4. We need answers, science.

5. It’s a tough life out there.

6. SAME.

7. And so it begins.

8. So, there’s that.

9. NOPE!

10. All day, e’ry day.

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The Chatter Telephone Is Back & It Makes Real Phone Calls

Sledding Gets the VIP Treatment with FUNBOY’s New Winter Collection

We’ll Gladly Work 9 to 5 to Buy This Dolly Parton Advent Calendar

Little Debbie Is Coming to Ice Cream Pints for the First Time

1. Rookie mistake.

2. The math checks out.

3. Totally.

4. We need answers, science.

5. It’s a tough life out there.

6. SAME.

7. And so it begins.

8. So, there’s that.

9. NOPE!

10. All day, e’ry day.

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