The Eastside. Home of Bill and Melinda Gates, the world’s largest PC software company and Costco’s signature label. Haven for wine lovers and for shoppers and business execs alike. We love it, and we love to mock it. If you’re living in the burbs, you know the ropes (and you likely wouldn’t trade it for anything). Read on to find out if you’ve officially acclimated (or never left) the Eastside—then let us know in a comment which signs you identify with the most.

photo: Hina S. via Yelp

1. Wear Lululemon pants. Or a hoodie. Or both. Generally both.

2. Grasp the prerequisite Starbucks mug (likely filled with frothy mom fuel, but if it’s past 3 p.m. it might be wine masquerading as a latte. Just saying. No judgment.).

3. Require a large parking lot close to your final destination, otherwise forget about it. Street parking? Parallel parking? You can’t be serious?

4. Cruise around in an SUV. Usually of the luxury variety (as do your littles).

photo: Amanda Apodaca 

5. Know the exact times Bellevue Square opens and closes, and all the best back routes to get there.

6. Push a jogging stroller. Also of the luxury variety.

photo: Bugaboo Buffalo

7. Drive to a park (vs. walk) 9 times out of 10.

8. Don Uggs, Hunter Boots, Toms or Tory Burch sandals depending on the season (and your mini me likely does too).

photo: Rebecca McGinnis 

9. Plan your Seattle visits strategically depending on traffic and the 520 bridge schedule.

10. Are thinking about having a third kiddo, and already have him or her on the preschool waiting list.

photo: Jennifer B. Davis

11. Know how to avoid the Microsoft Merge at 520/405/I-90 at rush hour.

12. Dream of cruising University Village shops – Land of Nod, Pottery Barn Kids – but it just seems too far.

photo: University Village Facebook page

13. Can easily find the “hidden” Bellevue Toys R Us (and know that the Alderwood one is bigger, and thus the only store likely to have exactly what you’re looking for).

14. Always visit a favorite pumpkin patch/corn maze/tree farm, literally just down the street from your home.

Photo: Jennifer B. Davis

15. Confuse Magnolia and Madrona.

16. Consider riding a bus or a ferry a major, day-long “outing.”

photo: Kristina Moy

17. Have never been to the Locks (and are still somewhat convinced they open right to the ocean).

18. Don’t know about (and are missing the fun that is) Archie McPhee’s.

photo: Archie McPhee Facebook page

What did we miss? Share your Eastside parent-isms in a comment below!

—Jennifer B. Davis

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Now this is definitely one kid Santa has on his good list. After all, it’s not every Saturday morning your child wakes up and announces he’s using his money to feed the homeless. But that’s exactly what Reddit user Phineas1713‘s son wanted to do. Sharing the Christmas spirit early, this generous guy spent all $120 of his savings to fill brown bags with sandwiches, fruits and treats for the needy. The pint-sized good samaritan then personally passed the bags out to the hungry in Houston. Check out the heartwarming story and photos below.

Reddit user and dad of three, Phineas1713, said he thought about telling his son to save his money and let mom and dad pay for the groceries, but the light in his boy’s eyes convinced him to let his lil’ dude roll with it.

Dad making sandwiches.

Here’s the boy with the heart of Christmas happily stuffing each bag with food he handpicked at the grocery store.

Total number of bags containing lunches for homeless in Houston.

While the boy did most of the handing-out, this was the only photo they got of the lunch bags in action. However, Dad and mom must be proud of how their son is acting as a real Santa Claus!

Did this story warm your heart? Don’t forget to share it on Facebook! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! 

— Christal Yuen

photos: Phineas1713 via imgur

There are more and more Chicago-centric apps out there — which means family outings (like playground visits!) are more fun and everyday stuff (like finding parking!) is less hassle. We sifted through them to give you the 12 must-haves, including ones that help you park, pay your dinner bill and even find a potty. Flip through our photo album for the scoop.

ParkNav

Many a playdate has been cut short due to well-meaning parents circling the block for the fifth time, convinced that a parking spot will open up. ParkNav is the cure. The app locates you and produces a map that shows where you’re likely to find free, metered, or permit parking. Easy color coding and real-time results put an end to the circling and stalking. Plus, the cool Find Car feature remembers and maps your car location every time. Take that, mommy brain. Free. Download for iPhone or Android.

What is your family’s must-have app? Let us know in the Comments section below.

— Selena Kohng

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photo: Jenny Downing via flickr

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Heading to the movies with little ones sounds better in principal than in reality. Between bathroom breaks, begging for treats and your basic “I want to sit there” battles, sometimes it’s just easier to Netflix and Chill. Enter, the drive-in theater: it’s the parent’s answer to not having to constantly shush your kids/sneak in outside food/carry your 5-year-old down the dark aisle. Read on for how to prepare for a great drive-in experience.

photo: Thomas Hawk via flickr 

Reality Check
First things first. Find the bathroom. Map it, visit it before the movie starts, and retrace your steps. Most movies start after dark or at least at dusk. This can be dangerously close to bedtime. If you’ve got wee ones that still nap, see if you can push the nap time back an hour or so, giving them a little more staying power for the film and make sure the day-of isn’t an overactive one. Dress kids of all ages in their PJs for the movie, and pack toothbrushes for after-Red Vine frenzies.

photo: Kyle Jones via flickr 

Cozy Up
Pack blankets and pillows for each person and an extra layer or two. Today’s drive-in is a little different than when you were a kid: many places allow families to put up lawn or camp chairs and “tailgate” for the film. It’s pretty nice to have a little snuggly action in the car too.

Switch It Up
Let the kids sit in the front while mom and dad sit in the back. They’ll have a better view and you can whisper to one another while your kiddos are engrossed. It’s like a totally fake date night.

Super-hack: If you have more than one vehicle or go with a friend, try stringing a hammock up between the two cars for the actual best seat in the house. 

photo: David Gutierrez via flickr 

It’s the Little Things
In addition to the above mentioned items, little things that make a big difference include:

Cash for the snack bar.

Garbage bags for easy clean-up.

Sippy cups or cups with lids so the back seat doesn’t get sticky.

Coloring books, crayons, pens for pre-movie doldrums.

A board game the family can play if there’s a spot to spread a blanket.

Wipes (but you never leave home without those).

photo: Jim Culp via flickr

Nom, Nom, Nom
Easiest option: eat at home before you leave. Worst option: dining only from the snack bar. No matter what, save yourself money and scary sugar-overload by packing extra snacks. Take advantage of all that extra space you have for storing grub. You can even pop up a big batch of popcorn at home and bring it with.

Superhack: Some drive-ins actually allow grilling in the truest tailgate sense. Yep. Just check it out first with whatever drive-in your attending. 

Still Not Convinced? 
If you’re still not sure a drive-in is the ideal family outing, or if there isn’t an outdoor film series or drive-in near you, you can hack it at home by dragging in their mini-cars or cardboard boxes and setting up a home-made drive in right in your own home. Line up vehicles and stuffed animals for the crowd. This is a great way to test-drive the idea with the tots.

Have you gone to the drive-in with your kids? Tell us about it in the comments below. 

 

Welcome to our first weekly post from our friends at Seattle Magazine, which keeps readers on the pulse of restaurants, personalities, arts, entertainment and culture that reflect the tapestry of our dynamic landscape. We’ve teamed up for an exciting partnership to bring you a weekly dose of fantastic Date Night ideas throughout greater Seattle.

Babysitter, check. Hot new outfit, check. Some alone with your significant other, perfection. Now that you have your priorities in order it’s time to head out for a night on the town. Here are three quintessential culinary suggestions from our friends at Seattle Magazine for the best restaurants around Seattle that are worth the splurge.

$133
Cafe Juanita
Kirkland

TRUE VALUE: A sure thing, from impeccable service to subtly sensational pastas.
When you need a special occasion to occur without a hitch, Juanita is the place.
The room is comfortable, the conversation friendly, and the servicealways knowing but with a lovely West Coast ease. And Holly Smith’s modern Italian-Northwest cuisine provides one wave of delicious flavor after another.  …. read more

$330
Mistral Kitchen
Downtown

TRUE VALUE: This is as high art as cooking gets in this town. Bite after bite is an
epiphany. For the food obsessed, this is the best way to blow a paycheck—and
remain convinced that it was a wise investment.
Some consider the Chef’s Table dinner at Mistral Kitchen to be one of the last bastions of true fine dining in the city—every choreographed motion, from private, table side cocktail demonstrations by celebrated mixologist ….. read more

$156
Le Gourmand
Ballard

True value: Sit and be awed by one of Seattle’s master chefs, dazzling us as he has for years (and now in a newly glitzy dining room!). You may not be able to eat here often, but after one visit, you’ll wish you could. Many splurge-worthy restaurants are splashy and dazzling from the start. Not Le Gourmand, whose French-inspired dishes have roots firmly in the Northwest. In almost every way, this place whispers, from its nondescript brick façade to the humble, quiet nature of chef-owner  …. read more