Playing the kazoo doesn’t require an advanced music degree: in the world of song it’s the equivalent of humming. Which means for kids, it’s one of the funnest and rewarding “wind” instruments around. Here are three songs you and the kiddos can try on the kazoo.

photo: carvalho via flickr

Row Your Boat

Lyrics:
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream

This one is great done in a round: once you get the hang of the tune, the second person can come in at the end of the first line. If you’ve got more people, each person starts after the first line (boat).

London Bridge

Lyrics:
London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair lady

A good, short-ish straightforward song that the kids can do over (and over, and over) again. You’ve been warned.

Old MacDonald

Lyrics:
Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a _____ (animal).
E-I-E-I-O
With a ______ _____ here and a _____ ______ there, 
Here a _____ there a _____ everywhere a ______ ______.
Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O

Sing the first line and have the kids do the kazoo part for “E-I-E-I-O.” You can also sub a kazoo sound for kind of animal, and just do kazoo for the animals sounds.

Have you mastered the kazoo? 

—Amber Guetebier

 

 

It doesn’t have to make the Guinness Book of World Records to become a household milestone. By creating a little (very friendly) competition you’ll get laughs and family time all at once. Read on for ideas to get you inspired to make your own family almanac of accomplishments.

photo: Louis Chan via flickr

Longest

Who can do the following for the longest period of time?

Stand on one leg.

Hop up and down (on one foot or two). 

Make one, continuous humming sound.

Staring contest.

Go without laughing (this one is harder than you think).

Fastest

Who can beat the household record for speedy tasks like:

Front yard dash.

Hallway skip.

Bed making.

Saying these tongue twisters.

Tallest

Who’s got the most sway when it comes to these?

Tallest in height.

Building the tallest block tower.

Making the most epic pillow stack.

Mostest

Who can heap more on the pile when it comes to:

Reading books.

Getting ready for bed without a fuss.

Wining Crazy 8s or another favorite game.

Most outrageous LEGO creation.

Doing somersaults.

Even More

Who is the silliest person in your house?

Who is the youngest?

Who is the oldest?

Who makes the best pancakes?

Does the best cat impression? Dog?

What silly, funny or fast records did you try to break in your household? Let us know in the comments!

—Amber Guetebier

In the world of toy trains, there are those who “like” Thomas and then there are those, who, well…they really wan’t to be Thomas. If you’ve got a Little Blue Engine haunting your halls, floors and possibly even your dreams, you are probably the parent of a Thomas-obsessed child. Not sure if you’ve crossed over to that side of the tracks yet?  Read on for a Really Useful list of warning signs.

Photo by Melissa Bouse

1. The family pet has been renamed Percy (or James, or Clarabel or Henry).

2. You know by name each train you’ve stubbed your toe on.

3. Check your purse: you never leave home without out at least two trains (and two coal cars).

4. The coffee table has been replaced by a train table.

5. The living room rug is now called Sodor (and you can’t really walk through it. And you thought the train table would help.Ha!)

6. You catch yourself humming, “They’re two, they’re four, they’re six, they’re eight…” while pairing socks.

7. You have contemplated, and possibly given in to, the idea of buying a second set of tracks for Grandma’s house so you don’t have to haul them back and forth.

8. Riding the subway is actually fun.

9. Honestly, you can kinda relate to Cranky.

10. Time outs have been given for such antics as “shunting” another kid at the playground.

How do you know your kid is obsessed with Thomas? Share the “signs” in the comments below! 

 

—Amber Guetebier, Jacqui Boland, Meghan Rose, Gabby Cullen, Kristina Moy, Ayren Jackson-Cannady, Wendy Guetebier

Need a small boost of energy to get you through the day? What’s Up Moms just published this spot-on, relatable Taylor Swift parody that has us wondering if it’s time for our third coffee before our lil’ Elsa or Olaf wakes up. Ready to be humming this catchy tune all weekend? Hit play below.

 

— Christal Yuen

Jazz great Louis Armstrong may have been born in New Orleans, but he made his home in Queens from 1943 until his death in 1971. Now, New York City kids and their parents can learn all about the groundbreaking trumpet player and internationally acclaimed singer via a variety of exhibits and shows geared towards fans of all ages.

Louis Armstrong: Jazz Ambassador
Making Books Sing
311 W. 43rd Street (Third Floor)
Manhattan

Through Sunday, November 18, catch this hour long, one-man show of Satchmo himself (played by Jeremy Giraud Abram) defending his life in front of God (in an invisible cameo role), the Angel Gabriel (he’s the other guy with the trumpet)… and a theater full of enthusiastic families. A few lucky kids even get to go up on stage to learn Pops’ famous dance moves. Though younger tots may have a hard time understanding what exactly is going on, not to mention the references to American Jim Crow laws and Louis’ listing of his multiple wives and how they became exes, the music, highlighting standards like “What a Wonderful World” and “When the Saints Go Marching In,” keeps them engaged and bouncing along in their seats for the duration of the performance. Afterwards, there’s even a chance to meet and chat with the actor! The show offers two performances a day on both Saturdays and Sundays, and will soon be going on tour to Stanford, CA and other locations. So keep an eye out for its return to the city.

Louis Armstrong House Museum
34-56 107 Street
Corona, Queens

“Louis Armstrong: Jazz Ambassador” was staged in coloberation with the Louis Armstrong House Museum, which is open every day except Mondays for tours that leave on the hour.  Visitors stroll through the house where Louis and Lucille Armstrong made their home for close to thirty years, seeing not only Louis’ gold records and art collection, but also photos of the family with members of the community. A highlight of the tour is Louis’ office, where guests can listen to recordings of him working on a new song, see his handwritten notes on sheet music, and kids can ask questions about the other exotic items they’ve never seen before – like the reel-to-reel tape recorder, and a phone that seems to require sticking your finger in a slot and turning it? There is also the outdoor garden, complete with koi pond. Annual family friendly events at the House Museum include trick-or-treating and crafts in the Fall, a birthday party on the 4th of July complete with cake for all, up and coming jazz artists performing outdoors in the Summer, and even a Jazzmobile Block Party with hula-hoop contests to really get the joint jumping. School visits are also available.

A Horn for Louis
Either before visiting the house, to get the kids excited, or afterwards, in order to impart more information, the children’s book, “A Horn For Louis,” presents a simplified version of Louis’ early life and the story of how he acquired his first instrument. As a seven year old boy, Louis worked for a Russian immigrant family of junk dealers in New Orleans, who loaned him the money to buy his first trumpet – as a Hanukkah gift, no less!  Knowing that will help explain why Louis always wore a Star of David around his neck, as well as some of the other artifacts around his house.

Louis Armstrong Statue
East 59th Street & Park Avenue
Manhattan

If your kiddo isn’t quite up for chapter books, hour long theater, or a trip to Queens, start them off slowly – and colorfully – with a larger-than-life polyurethane foam, resin and steel statue of Louis Armstrong, erected as part of a series of whimsical installations on the Upper East Side. Seeing his sparkling coat and glistening trumpet may be just the thing to kick-start a lifelong interest in music. Or it could be kind of fun to climb on, too.

For jazz-loving moms and dads who’d rather their little guys be scatting and bopping to “Wonderful World” over “It’s a Small World,” or humming “Blueberry Hill” as they turn their mouths and palms purple, New York City is the place to be! They even have jamz for “hipsters” as young as six months old!  Check out a complete list of Jazz for Junior classes, here.

“Like” this story below if you plan to teach your kids about this iconic musician by visiting the above sights. 

— Alina Adams (she took the photos too!)