4 Exciting New Attractions Coming to Disneyland & California Adventure

by Karly WoodApril 5, 2019

April is a big month at the House of Mouse, because there are several new rides at Disneyland Resort! If you’re planning an upcoming vaycay to the magical theme park then you’ll want to keep reading.

Disney’s California Adventure has spent the last year undergoing a major transformation, incorporating tons of Pixar-themed shows and rides, and this month we finally get to see some of the final changes. While we had to say goodbye to several classics to make way for the fresh attractions, it was well worth it.

photo: Disney Parks

It’s been almost a year since King Triton’s Carousel was closed for good, but Jessie’s Critter Carousel is ready to ride! On Friday, Apr. 5 the Western-themed Toy Story merry-go-round that’s packed with creatures from “Woody’s Roundup” will open. The ride sits adjacent to the newly redesigned Incredicoaster just over at Pixar Pier.

California Adventure’s Sunset Showcase Theatre is finally getting a permanent show when Mickey’s PhilharMagic hits the stage. The 3D experience opens later in April and features animated characters and songs from your favorite films like The Little Mermaid and Aladdin. You can expect special effects and similar humor to the show that takes place at Disney World.

Over at Disneyland, we’re eagerly awaiting the opening of Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge, which opens May 31 and will offer never before seen attractions and alcoholic beverages––a first for the park. And not to be outdone, California Adventure has plans in the works for the closed Bug’s Land, when it will open a Marvel Land in the next few years.

––Karly Wood

Feature photo: Skylar Sahakian via Unsplash

Huge Changes Are Coming for Families Visiting Disneyland, So Plan Now

Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: Apr. 5, 2019

by Karly WoodApril 4, 2019

This week we’re living our best life with kids: navigating Spring Break, trying to keep enough snacks in stock and all the other things that come with raising tiny humans. If you’re in the trenches and need a mini-break, kick back with our roundup of funny tweets and know that you’re not in it alone!

1. No, no you do not.

If your child hasn’t had 4 costume changes, 17 snacks, 1 failed nap, and 2 meltdowns in the last 30 minutes, do you even have a toddler?

— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) March 30, 2019

2. SNACKS.

My kids’ favorite meal is… HA HA HA JK – they don’t eat meals, they only want snacks.

— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) April 1, 2019

3. Truth.

Parenting through the years:

1st kid: Organic food only

2nd kid: “McDonald’s once in a while isn’t so bad.”

3rd kid: “Did he just eat dog food? I’m sure he’s fine.”

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 1, 2019

4. 🙄

Kid: I don’t want help.
Kid: I don’t want help.
Kid: I don’t want help.
Kid: I don’t want help.
Kid: I don’t want help:
Kid: I NEED YOUR HELP RIGHT THIS SECOND. WHY AREN’T YOU HELPING ME?
Kid: I could have done it myself.

— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) April 1, 2019

5. Can’t be greedy!

You can enjoy a nice dinner, or you can eat together as a family. You cannot have both.

— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) April 1, 2019

6. Because, kids.

“Your hair is not a napkin” is something I say now, apparently.

— Mom.Whine.Repeat (@MomWhineRepeat) April 3, 2019

7. #dadlife

He died doing what he hated most – tripping over one of his son's toy trucks and falling down the stairs of an overly-warmed house with too many lights on.

— dADDisms (@Beagz) April 3, 2019

8. Goals.

We are getting an IKEA in my town shortly which is great because it gives me an entirely new place to lose my kids in public.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 2, 2019

9. The truth about game night:

Family game night is my favorite way to become incensed with rage towards both my family and games.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) April 3, 2019

10. When you don’t want to go to school…

I hope your morning is better than my daughter's, who desperately wishes she had been bitten by a vampire so that she could stay home from school.

— That Pesky Prostitüt™ (@LittleMissAngr1) April 4, 2019

––Karly Wood

photo: Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

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Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: Mar. 15, 2019

by Karly WoodMarch 15, 2019

We survived Daylight Saving and lived to tell about it! Admittedly, much of this week was spent adjusting to longer days and the usual parent shenanigans. Keep reading for our roundup of how Twitter parents survived the last week.

1. But seriously.

"There has just GOT to be a way to make my mornings with the kids more difficult."

– the person who came up with Daylight Savings Time

— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) March 11, 2019

2. Let the games begin!

https://twitter.com/MelissaBeagley/status/1104914823081390080

3. And that we’re both super!

The only thing I actually have in common with a superhero is we both wear the same outfit everyday.

— Erin De Boer (@erin_de_boer) March 11, 2019

4. Nope.

If you don’t kick your kid’s toy across the room after your trip on it, are you even a parent?

— 𝔻𝕒𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕕&𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕗𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕕🌻 (@ihoplollipop) March 11, 2019

5. DO YOU KNOW!?

7: Guess what? Two kids from my class threw up today
Me: oh no, really?
7: I think so
Me: you think?
7: well I know they went to the nurse
Me: ok so you know?
7: ummm
Me: *dunking all the backpacks in bleach* DO YOU THINK OR DO YOU KNOW?

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 12, 2019

6. Is that so much to ask?

I just want to have the kind of family that can leave the windows open on a nice day without the neighbors thinking we’re trying to kill each other.

— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) March 12, 2019

7. Everyone needs a hobby!

As a mom, my hobbies include yelling “What’s going on in there?” without ever getting up to check what’s actually going on in there

— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) March 12, 2019

8. It’s going to be a long day.

OMG is it almost your bedtime yet?

– me, to my kids, at 8 A.M.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 14, 2019

9. Thank you, daylight saving.

We may have lost an hour of sleep, but at least our kids get an extra hour of daylight… so they can argue about going to bed at their normal time because it's still sunny outside.

— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) March 11, 2019

10. Yeah, so there’s that.

I know we were supposed to be here 15 minutes ago, but all 3 of my children had to open and shut the door before we could leave.

— Erin De Boer (@erin_de_boer) March 9, 2019

––Karly Wood

photo: Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

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Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: Mar. 8, 2019

by Karly WoodMarch 7, 2019

Parents are getting through the tail end of being couped up with the kids this winter by sharing some hilarious sentiments on Twitter this week. Whether it’s reveling in that cup of coffee or wondering why we just can’t stop repeating ourselves, our roundup of funny tweets will give you a chuckle.

1. ::oommmmmm::

Repeating the same thing over and over to your kids isn’t so bad if you think of it as chanting a zen mantra: “Put on your shoes. Put on your shoes. Put on your shoes. Ommmmm.”

— SpacedMom (@copymama) March 7, 2019

2. ☕☕☕

5: OK mommy – can we play Uno now?? It’s morning time!

Me: Not yet. First I need to have my coffee.

5: No fair!! First you’re going to have your coffee, and then you’re going to have a second coffee, and that’s gonna take a long time!!!

Me: Yes. Yes it is.

— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) March 3, 2019

3. Samesies.

My 2.5 yo has been putting her dolls to bed all afternoon and frankly I’m a little resentful of how much sleep she’s letting them get.

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) March 4, 2019

4. Tiny daggers 🤣

Baby fingernails…

Aka tiny daggers that are sharp enough they can open cans.

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) March 5, 2019

5. Enjoy that alone time while you can get it!

The first rule of parent club is you never tell anyone that you're going to the bathroom.

— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) March 5, 2019

6. GENIUS!

There weren’t any swings available at the park so my daughter yelled, “SOPHIA, EMMA, OLIVIA, AIDEN, YOUR MOM SAYS IT’S TIME TO GO!” and now the park is empty.

— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) March 5, 2019

7. Because parenting.

I’m going out on the town with my wife tonight so we can complain about how tired we are someplace else.

— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) March 6, 2019

8. Basically.

Me: Do you know where your cup is?

3: Yes.

Me: Where?

3: I don’t know.

And that’s basically all you need to know about toddlers.

— Erin De Boer (@erin_de_boer) March 6, 2019

9. NOOOOOO

The way your toddler acts during 2-4 is how they will act from 12-20.

You've been warned.
-mother of grown kids and a toddler

— I Just Sat Down. (@anxiouscougar) March 6, 2019

10. What, WHAT?

4: Daddy, I slept really good last night, I didn’t even sneak downstairs…

Me: Yes, you did sleep good… wait… what night did you sneak downstairs?

— Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) March 7, 2019

––Karly Wood

photo: Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

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by Karly WoodFebruary 28, 2019

Goodbye February! We are ready to embrace shamrocks and the warm spring weather, but until the snow totally thaws we’re going to keep ourselves warm with the laughter that comes with catching upon on some funny tweets. Keep scrolling to see this week’s roundup of hilarious thoughts on parenting from Twitter.

1. 👏

I closed the shower curtain this morning and 2.5 said, “good job mommy!” so I’m relieved to see the bar is set really low this morning.

— Marissa 💚💛🌱 (@michimama75) February 23, 2019

2. Too TRUE!

Me watching the Oscars: Haven’t seen it. Haven’t seen it. Haven’t seen it.
Me watching the Kids’ Choice Awards: TEEN TITANS GO WAS ROBBED

— SpacedMom (@copymama) February 25, 2019

3. Same.

The way Lady Gaga looks at Bradley Cooper is the way my kids look at snacks the second dinner is served.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 25, 2019

4. Don’t fall for it!

Parenting tip – when your kid says “trust me”, under no circumstance should you actually trust them.

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) February 26, 2019

5. No there are not.

There just aren’t enough songs about moms folding laundry and slowly losing their minds.

— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) February 26, 2019

6. Yep.

I imagine being a storm chaser is a lot like getting kids to brush their teeth.

— Carbosly (@Carbosly) February 27, 2019

7. Starting the day off right.

You know it's going to be a good day when you're putting the bedding into the washing machine at 3 in the morning…#parenting #dadlife #momlife

— Dadding Around (@DaddingAround) February 28, 2019

8. Yes, please.

I wish anything gave me the satisfaction in life that my kids get from tattling on each other.

— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) February 28, 2019

9. Sickness BE GONE.

I’m so over my kids being sick this winter. Tonight they’re getting a Lysol, essential oils, holy water, burned sage, and apple cider vinegar bath.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) February 27, 2019

––Karly Wood

photo: Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

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Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: Feb. 22, 2019

by Karly WoodFebruary 21, 2019

Parenting ain’t easy, but at least we have our tribe of Twitter parents to keep us laughing! Whether you’re having a great day or one for the books, our roundup of funny tweets is sure to get you smiling in no time. Keep scrolling to see this week’s collection!

1. 🤯

https://twitter.com/meaghano/status/1097323903490248704

2. Spring, summer, fall…

Unwashed hair, wrinkled shirt, leggings and unidentifiable stains are all part of my key looks for the Spring 2019 fashion line. Available now.

— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) February 17, 2019

3. Always.

As a parent, you do everything humanly possible to shield your children from Caillou. But they will find him. They will always find him.

— Erin De Boer (@erin_de_boer) February 18, 2019

4. Consider it done.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you should probably check on your quiet toddler.

— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) February 18, 2019

5. That’s all kids telling a story.

Imagine being 5 minutes from the end of the longest movie ever & it starts over because it forgot something. That's my kid telling a story.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 19, 2019

6. Lesson learned.

A friend wanted to know what it’s like to be a mom, so I busted down her bathroom door while she was taking a shower so I could tell her that I’m thinking about changing the name of one of my stuffed animals.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) February 21, 2019

7. But hey––the kids will think it’s fun!

Welcome to your 30s. Sometimes you'll injure your back while sleeping and have to walk around like a Disney witch for the entire day

— The Dad (@thedad) February 20, 2019

8. Have a great day, honey.

My husband’s hobbies include tickling, wrestling, and tossing our children around, until they’re all screaming and bawling. And then immediately leaving for work.

— Erin De Boer (@erin_de_boer) February 19, 2019

9. Again, 🤯.

Dad: We’ll take a dozen donuts

Kid: And a dozen donut holes

Dad: We just got a dozen donuts, why do we need the donut holes?

Kid *head spinning*: Because donut holes contain the d̶ǫ͞n̨͢u̵t̷ ̶̧s̶͝o̧u̶ls̸

— dugglebutt (@dugglebutt) February 21, 2019

10. You’re hungry AGAIN?

My kid asked me what’s for dinner and I’m like, omg didn’t you eat yesterday

— Katie (@good_one_rick) February 20, 2019

Photo by Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

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by Karly WoodFebruary 14, 2019

This week in parenting: the wise musings of three-year-olds, the honesty of four-year-olds and lessons in Spinal Tap. If you’re looking for some funny takes on everyday parenting moments, then keep reading for our roundup of hilarious tweets for the week.

1. Yes, yes you have.

Not the usual note your kid brings back from the orthodontist..
He wasn’t familiar with the hip tunes at the office so the orthodontist sent this home to me ..
Have I failed as a rock n’roll dad ..? pic.twitter.com/N4uvRGnwtw

— Bill Sheerin (@AssignGuy) February 11, 2019

2. WHY CHILD?

5: ew mom I can see your butt!

Me: THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM WITH ME

— Janina Maria (@dontlosethekids) February 8, 2019

3. The worst is when you do it, and there aren’t even any kids in the car!

https://twitter.com/bammersacat/status/1094010297285718016

4. Not wrong at all.

https://twitter.com/SnarkyMommy78/status/1095098252419104768

5. It’s quite the skill.

And for my next trick I'll turn my kids into starving, dehydrated philosophers who also need to pee a lot, by simply using these two magical words, "It's bedtime."

— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) February 13, 2019

6. It’s called a “mom uniform.”

https://twitter.com/MommedRealHard/status/1095489641690542082

7. ::subscribes::

If you eat all the cookies and nobody saw you eat the cookies, did you even eat the cookies…?

– A podcast by my 3yo

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) February 12, 2019

8. Sorry?

My 4yo wants to know if anyone would like to trade blue eyes for
her green eyes?

The full on tantrum at dinner would lead me to believe this matter is urgent.

— Erin De Boer (@erin_de_boer) February 11, 2019

9. Oh, in THAT case.

https://twitter.com/ErinChrusciel/status/1095679435842469888

10. It is what it is!

Sorry, but I’m gonna be late for work. The floor is lava.

— The Dad Briefs (@SladeWentworth) February 14, 2019

––Karly Wood

Photo by Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

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5 Outrageously Awesome Valentine Gift Ideas You Probably Haven’t Thought of Yet

by Karly WoodFebruary 14, 2019

While Feb. 14 may long be thought of as a day to shower your loved ones with romantic gifts, it can also be a fun opportunity to come up with some crazy Valentine’s Day gift ideas! It’s getting close to the big day, so if you’re on the hunt for an outrageous gift that shows you really care, keep reading to see our roundup of out-of-this-world ideas.

Send an Alpaca-Gram

JW Marriott via Instagram

This year, why not give your special someone the gift that keeps on giving––an alpaca-gram. The JW Marriott El Convento Cusco in Cusco, Peru is now taking free requests for their local alpaca, Panchita to call a loved one on the big day! If you're selected, expect a FaceTime call from Panchita and lots of loving wishes. You can visit the Love Panchita website to drop your name in the hat. Recipients will be chosen at random.

Give a Salami Bouquet

Food 52

Nothing says "I love you" like a bouquet of salami! This meat-lovers dream from Food 52 comes in three and six-pack options, with a variety of flavors. Be sure to get expedited shipping so you can get it just in time for Valentines.

Deliver 4 Foot Tall Roses

1-800-Flowers

There are roses, then there are roses. This bouquet comes in at a whopping 4 feet tall, and while the $200 price tag isn't for the faint of heart, it most definitely takes the cake on outrageous.

Ridiculously Expensive Chocolate

Godiva

When it comes to chocolate, no one does it better than Godiva. Their signature Connoisseur Gift Basket ($325) is the best they have to offer, with nine treats and an Italian-made throw blanket to use whilst you're working your way through that box of chocolates.

A Piece of Your Heart

Amazon

Because it's Valentine's Day! Sure, you can give a traditional, romantic-shaped heart but now you don't have to. Nerdbugs "I Aorta To Tell You How Much I Love You" ($25) anatomically correct heart is soft and cuddly, and ships same day––just in time for Feb. 14.

––Karly Wood

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Disney Unveils First Real Look at Will Smith’s Genie in “Aladdin” & Fans React

by Karly WoodFebruary 12, 2019

Sunday night’s Grammy Awards saw plenty of stars, but the internet is mostly talking about the first glimpse of the new live-action Aladdin trailer that debuted during a commercial break. We’ve all been waiting on pins and needles to catch sight of Will Smith as the Genie, and well, let’s just say hasn’t necessarily didn’t lived up to fans’ expectations.

What were everyone’s reactions? Keep reading to see our roundup of the top tweets on the upcoming film.

1. That is one cheeky monkey.

only thing about live action aladdin i approve of pic.twitter.com/pQD861GDY5

— 🧜🏻‍♀️🐇 l (@merbunny) February 11, 2019

2. 🤣

the new aladdin film with will smith looks great! pic.twitter.com/lSRxDlyIrA

— Rebel Scum Finn (@realtraitorfinn) February 11, 2019

3. The Fresh Prince of Agrabah

Now this is a story all about how,
My lamp got flipped turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, my friend Jafar,
I'll tell you how I become the genie of a town called Agrabah. #Aladdin #Genie pic.twitter.com/FetOBUgaNr

— n3rdabl3. (@n3rdabl3) February 11, 2019

4. But why are you crying? Too good, or too bad?

My first reaction to this was to laugh out of shock and then cry… Either way I can't wait to watch #Aladdin! pic.twitter.com/ukSDTN8y2q

— John Flickinger (@theFLICKpick) February 11, 2019

5.NOPE!

https://twitter.com/UberKryptonian/status/1094782753256755200

6. One of these things just isn’t the same.

One of these things is not like the other. #Aladdin pic.twitter.com/DKDFbn5F8G

— Mikey Mkoka-Nicholson (@Mikey_Nicholson) February 11, 2019

7. The stuff of nightmares.

i'll never sleep again and it's all will smith's fault #aladdin pic.twitter.com/wUL79ZchIG

— Qᴜɪɴɴ (@QuinnKeaney) February 11, 2019

8. We totally see the resemblance!

https://twitter.com/CaillouPettis/status/1094777489610629125

9. Totes.

First look at the blue version of Genie got me like… #Aladdin pic.twitter.com/BhoCJwHLVU

— Heather Concannon (@hmmconcannon) February 11, 2019

10. Couldn’t have said it better.

Seeing this new #Aladdin trailer!! pic.twitter.com/M9Hbr1buPh

— Amber (@glambergirlblog) February 11, 2019

11. True story.

It turns out that Will Smith’s #Aladdin Genie will haunt my nightmares

— Rebecca Iannucci (@rebeccaiannucci) February 11, 2019

12. THAT’S where we’ve seen him before!

https://twitter.com/vimo_67/status/1095050922764324864

13. You ain’t never had a friend like me.

NOPE DON'T WANT A FRIEND LIKE YOU THANKS BYE pic.twitter.com/RIjc4YeE5a

— @carlivelocci.com on the other app (@velocciraptor) February 11, 2019

14. Some people ARE excited!

Wait shut the front door… A real life #Aladdin is happening yasss!!!! And freaking Will Smith is the Genie!!!! Yasssss!!!!!
Sorry we can get back to the #GRAMMYs now. My inner child just came out in a big way lol! pic.twitter.com/qT9AVgmKRv

— Morgan Myles (@MorganMylesLIVE) February 11, 2019

15. Sorry (not sorry).

https://twitter.com/kylebuchanan/status/1094790594579197952

16. Touché!

Everyone is upset about Will Smith as Genie in Aladdin…

While I've been upset for 27 years that people been calling a Flying Rug a Magic Carpet.

— DoomShizzle (@DoomShizzle) February 11, 2019

––Karly Wood

Feature photo: Walt Disney Studios via YouTube

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Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: Feb. 1, 2019

by Karly WoodJanuary 31, 2019

While much of the country is just focused on staying warm––thanks, polar vortex!––Twitter is doing its thing, making us laugh. If you need something to take the chill off, grab your cup of hot cocoa, a blanket and get warm reading some of these hilarious tweets from our roundup this week.

1. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Me: "Who got pee on the floor?"

5y.o: "Wait- did you say the floor or the wall?"

Me: "Floor."

5: "Oh- not me, then."

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) January 24, 2019

**2. It’s not just a day, it’s an event.**

https://twitter.com/The_Salty_Mommy/status/1089533277088743427

3. Business as usual.

None of the rules have changed at my house, but here I am repeating them 17 times every damn day

— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) January 29, 2019

4. Just for 5 minutes!

I’m just a mom, kneeling in front of my kid, begging her to play alone so I can drink my coffee.

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) January 29, 2019

5. ALL THE SNACKS.

All parents want is for our kids to go to bed so we can watch a show with bad words in it and eat the hidden snacks.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 30, 2019

6. Are you an amateur or a veteran?

The difference between an amateur parent & a veteran is knowing to ask, after your child says they’ve showered:

“With soap??”

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) January 30, 2019

7. It’s an acquired taste.

Since becoming a parent I’ve really acquired a taste for coffee that’s been reheated 5 times.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) January 30, 2019

8. Practically a documentary.

I wish all the parenting books I read when I was pregnant had mentioned that the scene from A Christmas Story where the mom can't eat bc she keeps getting asked for stuff is the truest piece of cinema ever filmed.

— Therapist Mom, Ph.D. (@adequateparent) January 30, 2019

9. Sleep: a visual representation.

Getting sleep as a parent:#parenting pic.twitter.com/aA8zwDLjbQ

— Dadding Around (@DaddingAround) January 31, 2019

10. You can call me “dad.”

https://twitter.com/jurisdoc741/status/1090761820414058496

––Karly Wood

Photo by Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

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