We all love our spouse (’til death do us part, right?), but these funny tweets hit home all too well. In 140 characters or less, these tweets truly capture #MarriedLife. Scroll down to read some of our favorites.

https://twitter.com/iwearaonesie/status/767890076609220608

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How many can you relate to? Let us know in the comments below!

Vista’s Moonlight Amphitheatre is the perfect setting for your outing with the kiddos or family date night. There’s no better way to appreciate summer than by spending warm evenings outdoors at the theater with your little thespian-in-training. Experience a truly unique evening where the open sky and theater come together under the stars. This summer catch Shrek, The Musical ­with everybody’s favorite ogre!

Photo credit: Moonlight Stage Productions

What's Playing This Summer

In its 35th anniversary season, Moonlight Amphitheatre presents an exceptional line-up: All Shook Up (June 10 – 27, 8 p.m.), The Music Man (July 15 – August 1, 8 p.m.), and our favorite of the lot, Shrek, The Musical (August 12 – 29, 8 p.m.). Grab your mini entertainer, and enjoy a Broadway quality performance, complete with full orchestra, at a fraction of the price and with the ambiance of the moonlight shining down.

Photo credit: Moonlight Amphitheatre Facebook page

Before the Show 

Your little drama queen and king will love picnicking on the lawn or at picnic tables with family and friends before the show. So pack a dinner and grab your lawn chairs! Gates open 1.5 hours before show time, which is plenty of time to socialize and watch the sunset. If you’re feeling really social, pack a few extra goodies to share with new friends on the lawn.

If you don’t feel like packing dinner ahead of time, there are lots of food options available at the concession stands before the show and during intermission. If you want a fancy and delicious treat, make a reservation at the Artisan Café, the Amphitheatre’s onsite restaurant (reservations are required 48 hours in advance). We recommend packing a dinner and picnicking on the grass. Lawn seating and picnic tables are first come, first served; so get there early!

Photo credit: Moonlight Amphitheatre

The Scoop on Seating

Moonlight Amphitheatre offers two types of seating: lawn and reserved. If you purchase a lawn seat, leave your seats at home. The Amphitheatre will supply you with lawn chairs upon entry. To get a good spot on the lawn, be sure to arrive early. Reserved seats are stadium style seats closest to the stage. Whether you select a reserved seat or a spot on the lawn, there isn’t a bad seat in the house. For parents who are afraid their little entertainer might steal the show, head up to the Great Lawn where kiddos have more space to get their wiggles and giggles out.


Moonlight Tips

  • Parking is free and available throughout Brengle Terrace Park. The shuttle runs starting 2.5 hours before show time, and then again at the end of the performance. Plan to arrive early and wait in line to board the shuttle.
  • Evenings can get chilly, even during the summer months. So layer clothing or bring a blanket to snuggle your little ones during the show.
  • This venue draws a large a crowd, so be prepared to wait in line to enter the Amphitheatre.
1200 Vale Terrace
Vista, Ca 92084
760-724-2110
Online: moonlightstage.com

— Elizabeth Silva

 

What’s better than cozying up with a great book on a rainy day? How about getting outside and having a book-inspired adventure once the sun starts shining again? We’ve paired up a collection of new children’s titles by local authors with real-life, nearby adventures that you and your family can embark on, ripped straight from the stories!

For this pairing, we are spotlighting new books featuring the ever-popular (among the discerning under-eight literary critic circle) animal theme. From intrepid whales and sea lions to adorable baby bears and elephants, the stars of these picture books will keep you turning the pages, and the suggested activities will help bring the characters to life! Click through for our six recommendations for reading and adventure!

For a Whale of a Good Time

 

Read this: In Little Gray's Great Migration, by Marta Lindsey, Little Gray, a baby gray whale, must follow his mother on an epic 5000-mile migration from Mexico to the chilly but food-filled waters of the Bering Sea. But Little Gray is getting so tired, and Mama hasn’t eaten for months. Will they make it? Learn about this real-life adventure through engaging text and beautiful collage-like illustrations. Bonus: Author Marta Lindsey will be launching her book with a kids-welcome party at Green Apple Books on the Park on Saturday, February 28 at 11 a.m. Come for the reading and activities, stay for the whale cookies! RSVP at on.fb.me

1231 9th Ave
San Francisco, CA
415-742-5833
Online: greenapplebooks.com

Then do this: Spring is the time to head out to the coast and watch the parade of gray whales—often mother-and-calf pairs—cruising north. One of the best places is the stunningly-situated Point Reyes lighthouse (where author Marta Lindsey volunteered as a docent). During the busy gray whale migration period (January through April), Point Reyes National Seashore offers a shuttle on weekends to get folks to the viewing point without clogging up the roads. Buses leave every 20 minutes from the Drake’s Bay parking lot.

Online: nps.gov

Do you have any suggestions for other book-inspired local adventures? Tell us in the comments below!

—Emma smith

In a city that’s inspired the likes of tech powerhouses like Amazon and Microsoft, it’s no wonder that so many creative and innovate mom-run businesses call Seattle home too. From indie record producers to soft drink revolutionaries, we’ve got the deets on all things cool from some of Seattle’s most amazing mompreneurs. Click through the gallery to meet these mamas and find out their mommy-knows-best secrets to parenting success.

Ami Karnosh

Yummy Mummy Cookie owner, Ami Karnosh loves making delish, nutrient-dense cookies that derive minerals and vitamins from nettles, chia seeds and even kelp, for moms and their families. And when she’s not busy baking, she’s hanging with her daughter, Sophia.

Where she’ll be on a sunny day: Karnosh and her family can be found cruising around the neighborhood or the Burke Gilman Trail on their bikes, or picnicking alongside the animals at the zoo, when the sun is shining. Recently though they’ve taken to climbing the outdoor wall at the Northshore YMCA. Super fun!

Her must-have mom product: Running a close second to her own Yummy Mummy Cookies, is the Hyland’s Kids’ Kit, a homeopathic kit that’s perfect for everything from little bumps to fevers. She loves giving both as gifts to new moms!

The best thing about being a Seattle mom: With so many things to do both indoors and out, adventures are all around. Karnosh also loves the many support groups and meet-up groups around the city, and takes full advantage of the many family-friendly restaurants and businesses where she can get through the daily checklist while the kids play.

photo: Kristen Bontadell

Do you know a Seattle mompreneur we should meet? Tell us about her in a comment below.

–Allison Sutcliffe

Imagine a big countryside ranch right in our own backyard. Nestled behind the Peñasquitos Canyon Preserve, this hidden gem will get the kiddos jumping for joy. There are goats, chickens, veggies and large open spaces for playtime. Pack a picnic, take a hike, or just hang out at the Los Peñasquitos Ranch House.

The old ranch house built in 1823 by the recipients of the first Mexican land grant in San Diego County and is the second oldest standing residence. In 1862 the house was enlarged and is now a National Historic Archaeological District. The house is surrounded by canyons filled with trails. Free tours are available on the weekends or by appointment. The tours illustrate the life of its Spanish, Mexican, and early American inhabitants. The younger ones may not appreciate its history, but they’ll sure enjoy the sound of the wooden boards beneath their running feet.


Even when there are no tours available there’s plenty to do in this wide open space available anytime of year. They can create a “castle” out of a tree, chase each other through the “woods” and play hide and seek all within mama’s view. If you feel like adventuring beyond the Ranch House, put one some walking shoes and journey down one of the many hiking trails. Kids will love the waterfall that’s about three miles into one of the trails.


The center of the old ranch house hosts the perfect size water fountain for toddlers to check out. Bring your extra pennies and have the kids make a few wishes and toss them in the water. Keep your eye on the adventurous ones though, they may try to step in!


Your kiddos will really get a kick out of the two super tall goats and the active chickens. The goats are pretty humorous and very willing to step by the little ones. If you get worn out from all the fun just throw out a blanket and have a picnic.

Be sure to wear closed-toed shoes and put on some sunscreen. Although there is shade under the trees, the grounds can get a bit warm when the sun in shining. You may also want to pack some water and snacks since there aren’t any food shops on the Peñasquitos Canyon Preserve.

Los Peñasquitos Ranch House
12020 Black Mountain Rd.
San Diego, Ca 92129
(858) 484-7504

Website: co.san-diego.ca.us/parks/openspace/penasquitos.html

What hidden spots of history have you found in San Diego? Tell us in the comments.

– Brianne Grajkowski

Images by BriGeeski

At 11,245 feet tall, Mount Hood reigns supreme as Oregon’s loftiest peak. The stunning summit overlooks the Columbia River Gorge; a glorious region with numerous family adventures to offer. Families may indulge in year-round skiing and snowboarding at Timberline Ski Area, the only ski area in the country that is open all 12 months of the year! Additionally, kids will enjoy apple and pear picking at Mount Hood Organic Farms in the fall, skiing or snowboarding and snowtubing at SkiBowl in the winter, and an abundance of spring and summer excursions like hiking, fishing, camping, horseback riding, white-water rafting, and mountain biking. The array of activities families may experience together is sure to inspire you to check out this invigorating setting.

Go: Year-round for all different types of adventures, varying by season.

Approximate travel time: Mount Hood is 50 miles east of Portland, so approximately 1-1.5 hours.

Possible lunch spots: Celilo offers a sophisticated gourmet menu that is also affordable and kid-friendly. Many regard the restaurant as a destination in and of itself in Hood River.

How to dress: Weather appropriate depending on season and activities of choice.

Need to know: Take a 35 mile-long scenic drive along Oregon’s ‘Fruit Loop’ which includes over 15,000 acres of fruit trees. Stop at farms and roadside stands along the way to indulge in fruit picking and tasty treats.

Bonus: Parents who are movie buffs will enjoy beholding The Timberline Lodge on Mount Hood, as this location provided the exterior backdrop for the film, “The Shining.”

Cost of trip: Moderate

Online: Mount Hood/The Gorge

—Beth Shea