You know what’s funny? Pickles. Bring laughter to the dinner able with one of these pickle jokes for #NationalPickleDay. Not sure if you even like pickle jokes? Well…

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found via memebase.cheezburger.com

1. What do you call a pickle sale?

A sweet dill!

2. How do pickles enjoy a day out?

They relish it.

3. Where is the Liberty Dill found?

In Phila-dill-phia. 

4. What do you call a cucumber from the rainforest?

A tro-pickle.

5. What is green and pecks at trees?

Woody Wood-pickle. 

6. Why are bananas better than pickles?

Because they have a-peel. 

7. What is green and flies?

Super Pickle! 

8. What’s a pickle’s favorite show?

Dill or No Dill.

9. How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

What’s your best pickle joke? Share it with us in the comments below!

— Christal Yuen

featured image: Photo-Mix via Pixabay 

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