Your Kid Ate What?!

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Kids eat bizarre, jaw dropping things. I should know. I once walked out of the bathroom to find a giant, raw pork chop hanging out of my tiny toddler’s mouth! Check out some of these unconventional munchies that kids have feasted on.

Pet Food


In truth, at least this is food or some sort.

Bath Water


I die every single time I see my toddlers lapping up the bath water. Note to self:  scrub out the tub!



At least their teeth will be pretty rainbow bright colors, right?

Poop…Any Poop


Cat poop, dog poop, their own poop. Kids eat poop, and it is disturbing beyond measure.

Old Food Found in the Car


Cookie crumbs, the remnants of a month old bagel, a sippy full of milk  that has curdled, rock hard french fries. They will find it and they will eat it.



What is it about decaying leaves that sounds so appetizing to little ones?

Hygiene Products


I don’t think we have a single stick of deodorant in this house without a few bite marks in it.

Cat Litter


This is gross and apparently very common.



I cannot even count the number of times my girls have shoved a penny in their mouths, or in their ear, or attempted to shove one up their tiny noses. Your body is NOT a vending machine!


Kristin is a blogging SAHM of 4 unruly princesses.  When she is not busy raising humans and vacuuming up toys she can be found at the local Target or hiding in her laundry room where she writes for Red Tricycle, Suburban Misfit Mom and Sammiches and Psych Meds.

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