When it comes to the season of the rabbit, we’ve always got a few good puns up our sleeves. These Easter jokes are ready to make your little bunnies laugh, whether you want a joke-a-day or just a day of jokes, these jokes for kids are the perfect way to celebrate the season. Don’t forget to check out our favorite spring jokes for kids, and riddles for kids!
Easter Bunny Jokes
What kind of bunny can't hop?
A chocolate bunny.
What do you call a bunny with lice?
Bugs Bunny!
Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat out?
IHOP.
How does the Easter Bunny travel all over the world?
Via hareplane.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Via hare mail.
What do you call a Transformer Bunny?
Hop-timus Prime.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
Eggs-ercise
What does a bunny like to dance to?
Hip-hop.
What do you call a bunny with money?
A millionhare.
What is a rabbit's favorite jewelry?
A 24-carrot gold ring.
What do you call a rabbit with a cold?
A runny bunny.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
I'd like to get to gnaw you.
What do you call a bunny who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
Why did the Easter Bunny go on strike?
He wanted a better celery.
Easter Egg Jokes
What did one egg say to the other egg?
Heard any good yolks lately?
What do you call a zen Easter egg?
An ommmmmmlet.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Egg Hunt gonna' start?
What did the egg say when the Easter Bunny told a joke?
You crack me up.
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one. After that, it's not empty anymore.
What stories do Easter eggs tell their children?
Yolk tales.
What did the Easter Egg ask for when he went to the hair salon?
A new dye job.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for his miserable summer.
—reader submitted by Kaci Y.
Funny Easter Jokes
Why are you so tired in April?
Because you just finished a March.
How does Easter always end?
With an "r."
Why did the jelly bean go to school?
Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.
What kind of vegetable is angry?
A steamed carrot!
Would February March?
No, but April May.
Where does Easter take place every year?
Where eggs marks the spot!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!
Where did the vampire keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket.
