Photo by Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle
What’s better than funny parenting tweets? Hilarious holiday parenting tweets! Parents everywhere are getting ready for the big day and whether they’re bribing their kids to stay in line or just bemoaning the days leading up to Christmas, they are downright funny.
1. Totally winning it.
Asked my 2 year old what he wanted to do today, and he said he wanted to wear pajamas, eat cheese, and read books.
— Em (@EmAsInMoney) December 9, 2018
I think I'm killing this parenting thing.
2. Oh totes.
Most of your time as a parent during the month of December is spent threatening to take gifts back.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) December 10, 2018
3. Well played smoke alarm, well played.
Me: Since the kids are spending the night at Grandma’s, we FINALLY have the chance to sleep in.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 11, 2018
Smoke alarm battery: Not if I can help it.
4. Livin’ the dream.
Laundry isn’t a chore…it’s a lifestyle.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 10, 2018
5. Never. The answer is never.
At what age do kids stop destroying your things?
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) December 11, 2018
– asking for my sanity
6. They sound just alike, really.
One tricky thing about kids crying is trying to determine if they broke a crayon or got their arm stuck in a piece of farming equipment.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 11, 2018
7. Who needs The Club when you have kids?
One great thing about being a Mom is that if you ever have to leave something valuable in your car, you can just cover it with all the extra clothes and garbage lying around, and would-be thieves are none the wiser.
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) December 11, 2018
8. Yes PLEASE!
Can we all agree that if sippy cup manufacturers made sippy cups in one universal colour – rainbow – that it would help avert 75% of toddler tantrums?
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) December 12, 2018
9. Sweet dreams are made of these.
https://twitter.com/thecheekymommy/status/1073030425843503104
10. Out of the mouths of babes…
My 3yo has informed me I was “really fat yesterday” when her baby sister was in my tummy but now that she’s born I am “just plain old.”
— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) December 13, 2018
––Karly Wood
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