It’s that time of year––time for the annual Kardashian Christmas card! Usually known for its flashy style, this year’s holiday photoshoot proves to be much different than year’s past.

As the Kardashian clan grows, it looks like the fam will be taking pics of their own mini tribes this year. Kim released her newest and laid back holiday photo, captioning it as “The West Family Christmas Card 2019.” Keep scrolling to see this year’s Kardashian Christmas card—and some of our faves from over the years.

2019

The West photo shows the entire gang sitting in cozy clothes on the family stairs in coordinating sweatsuits. Not only is the photo a comfy departure from glitz and glam, it’s also the first time the entire West family has been photographed since the arrival of baby Psalm in May.

 

2018

The simple white motif puts all the focus on the kiddos—and while the fam is missing quite a few members, we still love how sweet and simple everyone looks. We give them a legit A for effort because we know how hard it can be the wrangle the fam this time of year.

 

2017

This year’s card was all about the moms and kids (not unlike this year), and we now understand while Kylie Jenner sat out because of that whole surprise pregnancy! This card was the family’s first after skipping 2016.

 

2015

North West and her cousins Penelope, Mason and Reign graced the simple card in 2015. Saint West was actually born on Dec. 5, but he’s not included in the card most likely because the photo was taken before his birth. This card came after skipping 2014.

 

2013

The Kardashian’s 2013 card was a lot to handle. The oversized photo, shot by artist David LaChapelle featured all the leading ladies, but was sans the guys, including Kanye West, Lamar Odom, Scott Disick and Rob Kardashian.

 

2012

The totally fun and nearly kid-free card from 2012 captured happier times, before the Kris and Caitlyn split and Lamar’s addiction struggles surfaced. We can’t help but love the natural-looking poses that celebrate the season.

 

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2011

The Kardashian’s 2011 card was special because it was available in 3D! The flashy fam was all there, but notably missing was Kim’s husband at the time, Kris Humpries. The pair had just filed for divorce at the time.

 

2010

Baby Mason made his card debut in 2010 alongside dad Scott Disick. The glamorous card is what fans would come to expect for future Kardashian cards.

––Karly Wood

 

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LC’s newest addition made his first family Christmas card debut recently—and the nine-week-old is every bit as adorable as you’d imagine.

Former reality star/current designer Lauren Conrad announced the birth of baby boy Charlie Wolf Tell back in October, with a sweet Instagram painting pic post. Now the mama to two (Conrad and husband William Tell also have a two-year-old son, Liam James), is sharing the family of four’s “joyous” holiday card.

Even though the family may look picture-perfect in the IG post, Conrad’s caption says something very different—and very real. Along with the pic, the mommy to two writes, “Happy Holidays!! Time to pin down your children to brush their hair and keep them clean in the outfits you spent hours shopping for, cleaning and laying so you can take 1000 photos all to get one usable option that says “We’ve got it together! We always wear this much white and no one in this photo has spit up in their hair.”.”

Conrad continues, “And then once the cards arrive you get up at 6 AM to stuff envelopes because you meant to send them out days ago only to realize that the special holiday stamps you ordered were accidentally thrown out… and at this point your just hoping they are delivered before the new year.”

As if that’s not enough reality from the former reality star, Conrad comically adds, “Anyone who manages to get their pets into family photos deserves a medal.”

—Erica Loop

Featured photo: Lauren Conrad via Instagram 

 

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The Grinch, Ebenezer Scrooge, Charlie Brown and the Sugar Plum Fairy are all set to take the stage in San Diego’s best holiday shows! Treat your kids to a magical performance to revel in the excitement of the holidays. We’ve got a list featuring classic faves like How the Grinch Stole Christmas to brand new productions like Cirque Dreams Holidaze. Watch your little elves’ eyes light up when the curtain goes up at these delightful extravaganzas. Read on for the details.

Hip Hop Nutcracker

Hip Hop Nutcracker via Facebook

The Hip Hop Nutcracker, a contemporary work set to classic the Tchaikovsky score, celebrates its 5th year anniversary and hits the road to play at the Civic Theatre. You’ll find MC Kurtis Blow, one of hip hop’s founding fathers, opening the show with a short set before rapping the introduction. Even more, a dozen all-star dancers, an on-stage DJ and an electric violinist. The traditional Tchaikovsky score beautifully complements the power moves of the 12 dancers, with traditional and incidental music re-mixed and re-imagined, helping to bring a beautifully surprising and contemporary vibe to the production.

The Hip Hop Nutcracker
Nov. 7, 7:30 p.m.
Tickets: From $33.50/person
San Diego Civic Theater
3rd Avenue & B St.
San Diego, CA 92101
Online: sandiegocivictheatre.com

Dr. Seuss’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Jim Cox

Get a front row ticket to the land of Whoville and you won't be disappointed! Every year San Diegans flock to the Old Globe Theater to be entertained by their rendition of Dr. Seuss’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas and time and again audiences leave feeling wowed. Based on the classic Dr. Seuss book and back for its 20th incredible year, the family favorite features the songs “Santa for a Day,” “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” and “Welcome, Christmas (Fah Who Doraze).” Scrooges everywhere are dared not to love this magical show.

Event details.

Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Nov. 4-Dec. 24; (11 a.m. matinée for kids under 3 years old)
Sensory-friendly show on Dec. 14
Tickets: From $29/adult; $19/youth
The Old Globe
1363 Old Globe Way
San Diego, CA 92101
619-234-5623
Online: theoldglobe.org

A Charlie Brown Christmas

A Charlie Brown Christmas

Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and the entire Peanuts gang are back at Balboa Theater to bring this holiday classic to life! With live actors, an animated backdrop, and Vince Guaraldi’s timeless music, this is a beloved holiday classic you won’t want to miss.

Event details.

A Charlie Brown Christmas
Dec. 27, 1:30 p.m.
Tickets: From $34/person
Balboa Theater
868 4th Avenue
San Diego, CA 92101
Online: sandiegotheatres.org

Ebenezer Scrooge’s BIG San Diego Christmas Show

stevendepolo via Flickr

San Diego has a new show for its Christmas stocking with this fast, funny, and highly theatrical reimagining of one of the most beloved holiday stories ever told. All the traditional elements of Dickens’s A Christmas Carol are intact—including the iconic ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Future—but with a comic local twist! Audiences of all ages will cheer Ebenezer Scrooge’s rediscovery of the Christmas spirit in this riotous Dickens mash-up filled with music and laughter—all set in “wintery” San Diego!

Event details.

Ebenezer Scrooge’s BIG San Diego Christmas Show
Nov. 23-Dec. 29
Tickets: From $39/person
The Old Globe
1363 Old Globe Way
San Diego, CA 92101
619-234-5623
Online: theoldglobe.org

Cirque Dreams Holidaze

Ian Ibbetson 2017

Light up your holiday season! You’ll enjoy the unique cast of cirque artists and theater talent that will wow your whole family. With over 300 imaginative costumes, 20 world-class astonishing acts, the finest singers, original music and seasonal favorites, celebrate Thanksgiving, Chanukah, Christmas and New Year’s in a 2 hour breathtaking spectacle. This show has something for everyone in your crew, so grab your tickets today!

Event details.

Cirque Dreams Holidaze
Dec. 17 & 18, 7:30 p.m.
Tickets: $45-$100/person
340 N Escondido Blvd.
Escondido, CA 92025
800-988-4253
Online: artcenter.org

A Christmas Carol

Ken Jacques

You and your little carolers will feel like you've stepped into a Victorian Christmas card once the curtain comes up at the Cygnet Theatre. This reimagined take on the original holiday classic: A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens, is adapted by Sean Murray with an original score by Billy Thompson. Audience involvement is encouraged as guests are invited to engage in photo ops at the lobby Christmas tree and pre-show singalongs from their seats. Suitable for all ages.

Event details.

A Christmas Carol
Nov. 27-Dec. 29
Tickets: $35/adult; $27.50/child (with paying adult)
Old Town Theatre
4040 Twiggs St.
San Diego, CA 92110
Online: cygnettheatre.com

San Diego Ballet: The Nutcracker

San Diego Ballet

For many people, the holidays just aren’t the holidays without a performance of The Nutcracker. The San Diego Ballet's version appeals to the child in all of us and is a must-see for tiny dancers who dream about tulle and lace-up ballet slippers. Budding stage performers will be inspired by the mix of professional dancers and ballet students (some taking the stage for the very first time). Another reason to love the San Diego Ballet version of The Nutcracker is that the show features an international cast from China, Japan, Russia, South Africa and Mexico.

Event details.

The Nutcracker
Dec. 28 & 29
Tickets: $49-$134/person
Copley Symphony Hall
750 B Street
San Diego, CA 92101
Online: sandiegoballetdancecompany.org

A Magical Cirque Christmas

Lou Baldanza

Your fam will be spellbound and on the edge of their seats at this new holiday show. The producers of Broadway’s smash hit “The Illusionists” have brought together all kinds of entertainers for this extravaganza. Experience the magic of Christmas with dazzling performers and breathtaking cirque artists from all corners of the world, accompanied by your favorite holiday music performed live. Get into the spirit of the season with this merry treat that’s perfect for the entire family.

Event details.

A Magical Cirque Christmas
Dec. 28, 7:30 p.m.
Tickets: From $27.50/person
San Diego Civic Theater
3rd Avenue & B St.
San Diego, CA 92101
Online: sandiegocivictheatre.com

The Nutcracker

San Diego Civic Youth Ballet

A magical journey! Join Clara in the Land of the Sweets with the Nutcracker Prince at the San Diego Civic Youth Ballet’s annual production of The Nutcracker. Witness an epic battle between toy soldiers and mice before being whisked away to an enchanting land of falling snow, waltzing flowers, and the dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy! This classic holiday production is a beloved San Diego family tradition.

Event details.

The Nutcracker
Dec. 11-22
Tickets: $15-$20
Casa del Prado Theater
Balboa Park
1800 Village Place
San Diego, CA, 92101
Online: sdcyb.org

Festival of Christmas: A Fargo Christmas

Ken Jacques

Every holiday season for 40 years families visit Lamb's Players Theater in Coronado looking to be entertained, and every year the theater delivers. Resident Playwright Kerry Meads delights theater goers with her version of A Fargo Christmas, a hilarious play that brings together a rising star, a real estate mogul, a precocious child and an octogenarian looking at the same “dream” property to be their new home by Christmas. This show is appropriate for all ages, but due to the theater's small size, tickets are available for ages 5 and up only.

A Festival of Christmas
Dec. 5-29
Tickets: $28-$82/person
Lamb’s Players Theatre
1142 Orange Ave.
Coronado, CA 92118
Online: lambsplayers.org

Noel Noel

San Diego Symphony

Music to your ears! Ring in holiday cheer at Noel Noel, a holiday concert for the whole family. The sounds of old-fashioned and new-found festive music makes the season bright and delightful as audiences sing along with the San Diego Master Chorale. Decked with boughs of holly and sparkling lights, Copley Symphony Hall at the Jacobs Music Center warmly welcomes you and the North Pole’s most famous resident! Even more, attend the one-hour family version in the afternoon. Snatch up your tickets today, because they go fast.

Event details.

Noel Noel
Dec. 14-22; Dec. 15, 1-hour family version
Tickets: From $25/person (from $10/person for family version)
Copley Symphony Hall
750 B Street
San Diego, CA 92101
Online: sandiegosymphony.org

California Ballet: The Nutcracker

San Diego Theater

Love the idea of seeing a performance of The Nutcracker in all its glory, but worried your little one may turn sour halfway through the two-hour show? The California Ballet version has toddler-friendly performances that are only 60 minutes long. Read all the details on this kid-friendly show here.

The Nutcracker
Dec. 14-24
Tickets: Start at $45/person
San Diego Civic Theater
3rd Avenue & B St.
San Diego, CA 92101
Online: sandiegotheatres.org/the-nutcracker

––Aimee Della Bitta & Nikki Walsh

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It’s hard to believe an entire year has already passed since the newest royal baby Prince Louis was welcomed into the world, but the young royal has just turned one and his parents commemorated the moment with the release of some adorable photos.

From his birth and christening to a royal family Christmas card, Prince Louis has already spent plenty of time in from of the camera in his short year. None of his photos have been quite as adorable as the ones Prince William and Duchess Kate have shared in honor of his birthday however.

The photos feature a happy, smiling young prince, complete with rosy cheeks and two tiny teeth, playing in the garden of Anmer Hall, Norfolk.

In another photo shared by KensingtonRoyal, the official Instagram feed of The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince Louis looks a little more serious, but equally adorable in a dapper outfit with a collared shirt.

It won’t be long until this newly minted one-year-old will no longer be the baby of the royal family, with the impending arrival of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s baby just around the corner.

—Shahrzad Warkentin

Featured photo: KensingtonRoyal via Instagram

 

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It’s T-minus four days and counting until Christmas, and there’s a good chance your mailbox has already been inundated with holiday cards. Some families go for the classic summer or fall family portrait while others go for more, um, “stylistic” approaches. Here are seven of the funniest family Christmas cards to make even the biggest humbug crack a smile.

A Very Cretaceous Christmas

tdastru via reddit

According to reddit, this is what happens when "dad's in charge of the family Christmas card." Not going to lie, this is a pretty adorable and creative Christmas card—and I have a pretty good idea what everyone will be for Halloween next year, too.

A Very "Down Home" Christmas

CartoonAndrew via reddit

Redditor CartoonAndrew (also known as hellvetika on Instagram) is a professional drag performer. He and his family have a tradition to do a completely off-the-wall Christmas card every year; according to reddit, they're in their seventh year of Christmas card mayhem. This lovely take on the annual portrait is from four years ago. But where on Earth did they find—much less obtain—a pig?

"Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal!"

adeannephoto via Instagram

There's sibling rivalry, and then there's this. Seems like this little Christmas elf took "away in a manger" a bit too literally on that whole "away" part.

Ummmm....

tamagothecat via reddit

I'll let redditor tamagothecat explain this lovely rendition of the Christmas story himself: "Me and my cat's Christmas card was deemed "sacrilegious" by a few people. What do you think?"

Yes. The correct answer here is yes.

All the Single Ladies

Emily Seawright via Twitter

This viral Christmas card photo took Twitter by storm last month. Poor Emily. But really, aren't we all Emily at one point or another in our lives?

And Then There's This Very Special Single Lady

kelsofb via reddit

When you've been single your whole life, you have to get a little creative come Christmas-time, as this redditor did in 2016.

Mama Tried.

wankershim4ever via reddit

According to reddit, this was Christmas card photo this family went with in 2016*. Honestly, after the crazy rush of winter holidays, I feel like this is how every parent feels once the New Year finally rolls around. 

*As far as I can tell, no babies were harmed (for life) in the making of this holiday card.

Merry Christmas!

Do you have a funny holiday card you’ve come across this winter? Share your photos in the comments!

—Keiko Zoll

We’ve all been there. You get the annual Christmas card from your cousin, sister-in-law, aunt or some other relative and cringe. There are perfectly posed pics of the kids looking like they just walked off of some mini model runway. And then there are the stories. Oh, the stories. Well, one family’s annual Christmas update wasn’t exactly what everyone expected. Check out this brutally honest Christmas card and you’ll see why the internet is kind of freaking out about it.

photo: PNWndn via Reddit

One Reddit user submitted a fabulously funny pic of a Christmas card from “The Allen Family.” Instead of the typical glowing details that highlight a year filled with honor rolls, first place trophies and family wins, this card is almost unbearably honest.

What’s so honest about this Christmas update. To start with, apparently little Landon is, “precocious and super annoying.” Umm, yeah sounds like a 3-year-old. And, of course, most of the artwork he brings home is “awful.” Hmm. Maybe a little harsh. Right?

Then there’s Hunter. He’s energetic, but he’s also, “surprisingly unathletic.” And he just got cut from the soccer team. No trophy here!

But let’s not forget about 18-year-old Maddy. What does she do? She, “goes over her data each month on her cell phone.” Typical!

And if you were wondering about mom and dad, well “Tom still tucks his t-shirts into his jeans and just took money from our retirement account to buy a fishing boat.”

Do you have a funny Christmas card story? Share yours in the comments below.

What’s better than a video game that your kids can play over and over again? A membership to one of the many exciting places in Seattle that your kids visit over and over again (for a year at least). From hands-on museums and pop culture excitement, to the great outdoors and live encounters with wild animals, we’ve put together a definitive list of all the good places that families like to visit (and linger) many times over. Read on for our top picks.

photo: Sunshine M. via Yelp

Indoor & Outdoor Fun

Woodland Park Zoo
In an informal poll, the Woodland Park Zoo was the most highly sought after membership by families in the Seattle area, and for good reason: there’s something for everyone! In addition to the hundreds of animals found throughout the 92 acres that make up the zoo, there are plenty of outdoor spaces to run around (including playgrounds) if you get tired of looking at animals, an indoor play space known as Zoomazium, excellent educational opportunities, a restored 1918 carousel, gift shops and large indoor food court. Membership benefits include half-price guest admissions, early access to special events and more.

Woodland Park Zoo
601 N. 59th St.
Seattle, Wa 98103
206-5428-2500
Online: zoo.org

Open: Daily, 9:30 a.m.-4 p.m. (extended hours during the spring & summer)
Annual Membership: $69/Flexible Guest Adult; $49/Named Adult; $19/Child; Under 2 Free

Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium
Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium is the only combined zoo and aquarium in the Pacific Northwest spread out over 29 acres. Next to Mount Rainier, it is the #2 tourist destination in Pierce County. While your kids may not be impressed with those facts, they will enjoy getting up close and personal to the live sharks, riding a camel and exploring the interactive Kids’ Zone. Combo membership benefits includes free admission to Northwest Trek Wildlife Park in Eatonville.

Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium
5400 N. Pearl St.
Tacoma, Wa 98407
253-591-5337
Online: pdza.org

Open: Daily, 9:30 a.m.-4 p.m. (extended hours in the spring & summer)
Annual Membership: $124/Household (two adults and all children); $100/One Plus One (two members)

photo: Maria P. via Yelp

Seattle Aquarium
For city-dwellers along the sea, a membership to the Seattle Aquarium is sure to instill a life-long love of all the cuddly and prickly creatures that live in the briny depths off our shore. The Aquarium is particularly great for the pre-k crowd as well as any budding environmentalists in your family who want to learn more about conservation efforts that affect the waters in the Pacific Northwest. Membership benefits include early admissions to the aquarium on select days (which means you get the place all to yourself!), two half-price guests admissions with every visit and 10% off on all gift shop and cafe purchases.

Seattle Aquarium
1483 Alaskan Way
Seattle, Wa 98101
206-386-4300
Online: seattleaquarium.org

Open: Daily, 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m.
Annual Membership: $189/Family Plus (2 adults, 5 children, 1 guest); $149/Family (2 adults, 5 children)

Museum of Flight
For a city full of kids who have parents skilled in engineering, aeronautics, technology and adventure-travel, the Museum of Flight is the perfect place to unleash those great little minds to dream big about the wide world. With all sorts of planes that you can see, touch and climb inside, this museum fulfills the Seattle requirements of being both a super cool (and educational) place to get your wiggles out, as well as being indoors which is an added bonus when you want to take the your WWII history-buff Gramps out for a weekend adventure, but it’s pouring cats and dogs. Upgrade to an “Aviator Membership” to get free admission for kids under 18, and four free one-time guest passes.

Museum of Flight
9404 E. Marginal Way S.
Seattle, Wa 98108
206-764-5700
Online: museumofflight.org

Open: Daily, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Annual Membership: $100/Family; $75/Two Adults

CityPASS
Although usually marketed for tourists, if you are new to town, or want to try out a bunch of spots before committing to a full year’s membership…or if you just want to cram as much adventure as possibly into your kids’ Winter Break, consider getting your family a CityPASS. Valid for over a week once you start to use it (9 days to be exact), your CityPASS will give you access to a day/night Space Needle pass, the Seattle Aquarium and an Argosy Cruise around the Seattle harbor. Plus you’ll also get a choice of attending the MoPOP (Museum of Pop Culture) or the Woodland Park Zoo and a choice of the Chihuly Garden and Glass or the Pacific Science Center. Phew! Whirlwind mandatory fun begins now!

CityPASS
Buy online: citypass.com/seattle

Cost: $79/Adults (13 & up); $59/Kids (4-12)

photo: Pexels

Outdoors-y Fun

Parks & Forests
If you’re like most Northwest-y families, a Discover Pass is probably already on your “must get” list each summer, as it is your year-long ticket to the great outdoors and all of Washington’s state parks and recreation lands. If you and your family are already avid hikers, campers,  snowshoers, bird-watchers or beach-goers (or maybe this year is finally the year you commit to getting outside more), why not get your Discover Pass early and start planning a super-fun winter excursion or your camping trips for spring. Check out the Northwest Forest Pass for easy year-round access to all of Washington and Oregon’s National Forest lands. Or surprise your family with a multi-state road trip this summer and get them the Annual National Park Pass.

Discover Pass: $30/car ($35 if purchased online or by phone)
Buy online: discoverpass.wa.gov

Annual Northwest Forest Pass: $30/car
Buy online: discovernw.org/store

Annual National Park and Federal Recreation Land Pass: $80/car
Buy online: discovernw.org/store

photo: The Center for Wooden Boats 

The Center for Wooden Boats
For a city on the Sound, and surrounded on all sides by lakes and waterways, we’re lucky to have boats and ships (and sea planes!) galore to gaze at as well as to adventure out on. If you have a budding sailor (or pirate!) in your midst, then a membership to The Center for Wooden Boats will be sure to delight. Membership gives you 20-40% off of boat and canoe rentals at the CWB, so if you’re an experienced rower or sailor you can get underway right away. If you’re new to boating (or boat making), membership also provides up to $250 off of some of their amazing classes and workshops (including ones just for young people like kayak building or paddle carving, or how about a family sailing class?). Ahoy, Matey!

The Center for Wooden Boats
1010 Valley St.,
Seattle, Wa 98109
206-382-2628
Online: cwb.org

Open: Tues.-Sun., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. (during the winter); open until 8 p.m. in spring/summer
Annual Membership: $75/household (everyone at the same mailing address)

Bloedel Reserve
If you’re looking for a civilized tradition for your family walks and want to add some culture to your outdoor exploration, consider frequenting the Bloedel Reserve. Just a stone’s throw (OK, a ferry ride and a quick drive…) away from downtown Seattle, the Bloedel Reserve offers a spectacular amount of botanical eye-candy in the form of formal gardens, wooded trails, tranquil vistas and delightful Asian and Colonial architecture. Truly a wonderful day trip (pack your picnic!) and great place to take out-of-town guests—you’ll leave the Bloedel Reserve wondering why it took you so long to get back there.

Bloedel Reserve
7571 N.E. Dolphin Drive,
Bainbridge Island, Wa 98110
206-842-7631
Online: bloedelreserve.org

Open: Tues.-Sun., 10 a.m.-4 p.m.
Annual Pass: $135/Family (six members); $100/Family (four members); $75/Dual (two members)

photo: Ed U. via Yelp

Seattle Japanese Garden
Perfect for families with strollers or other mobility issues, as many of the paths are paved or nicely graveled, the Japanese Garden is a little closer to the city. Although smaller in size than the Bloedel Reserve, Seattle’s Japanese Garden has a spectacular offering of seasonal flowers and trees. Its meticulous maintenance might make you feel guilty about your own yard, but it is also the perfect spot for a serene moment with your family and to honor the connection that the Northwest has to Japan and Asia. This is also an amazing membership idea is you have any budding photographers in your crew.

Seattle Japanese Garden
1075 Lake Washington Blvd. E.
Seattle, Wa 98112
206-684-4725
Online: seattlejapanesegarden.org

Open: Hours vary depending on month. (Closed Dec.-Apr.). Check website for admission times.
Annual Pass: $30/Family (two adults & children)

Northwest Trek
Although a little out-of-the-way for those north of downtown, Northwest Trek is a dream-come-true for any family that is enamored with the call of the wild. Admission includes a narrated tour through the park in the tram (open-windowed, heated buses so you can get up close and personal with the animals) where you can see elk, moose, bighorn sheep and bison in their natural(-ish) environment. Then, take a walk through their awesome zoo where you’ll see grizzly bears, wolves and cougars, along with many other native-to-the-Northwest species. There’s also the Discovery Center where you can get some hands-on learning about local animals and Kid’s Trek, an awesome playground where everyone can burn off the crazies. And although not included in the membership price, Northwest Trek also has outrageous zip lines and ropes courses for kids ages six and up that you’ll certainly want to add into your plans. A fun membership advantage is that Trek members also get 20% off admission to the Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium in Tacoma.

Northwest Trek Wildlife Park
11610 Trek Dr. E.,
Eatonville, Wa  98328
360-832-6117
Online: nwtrek.org

Open: Fri.-Sun., 9:30 a.m.-3 p.m. (Additional weekday hours vary depending on the month. Check the website for admission times). Closed holidays.
Annual Membership: $125/Household (two adults & children under 18); $100/Dual (two adults)

Photo: KidQuest Children’s Museum

Families with Tiny Tots

Children’s Museums
Whomever decided it was a good idea to create museums just for kids and families has earned a well-deserved spot in the Great Ideas Hall of Fame. These play-based learning centers are full of hands-on, interactive exhibits that will keep your kiddos entertained for hours and serve as an awesome gathering place for groups of families looking to get out together. If you have toddlers in your life, an annual membership may just be the best money you ever spent. You’ll be surprised by how much fun you’ll have building forts in Seattle’s Children’s Museum, playing in the water at KidsQuest Children’s Museum in Bellevue, exploring the giant tree house or planting a carrot patch at the Hands On Children’s Museum in Olympia or digging for dinosaur bones on the Tall Timbers Rooftop Adventure at the Imagine Children’s Museum in Everett.

Seattle Children’s Museum
305 Harrison St.,
Seattle, Wa 98109
206-441-1768
Online: thechildrensmuseum.org

Open: Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Annual Membership: $85/Family (one adult & one child); $20/Additional Adult or Child; $18/Additional Grandparent

KidsQuest Children’s Museum
1116 108th Ave. NE.
Bellevue, Wa 98004
425-637-8100
Online: kidsquestmuseum.org

Open: Tues.-Thurs., 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Fri., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat. 9 a.m-5 p.m.; Sun., noon-5 p.m.
Annual Membership: $95/Family (one adult & one child); $30/Additional Adult or Child

Hands On Children’s Museum
414 Jefferson St. N.E.
360-956-0818
Online: hocm.org

Open: Tues.-Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun.-Mon., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Annual Membership: $175/Deluxe (two adults and children + two guests); $145/Basic Family (two adults & children); $105/One Plus One (one adult & one child). Other options are available.

Imagine Children’s Museum
1502 Wall St.
Everett, Wa 98201
425-258-1006
Online: imaginecm.org

Open: Tues.-Wed., 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Thur.-Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Annual Membership: $130/Household (two adults & children); $90/Two Fun (one adult & one child)

photo: Romp

Pay-to-Play Cafés
If you happen to be one of the many (many) parents in the Seattle area with a caffeine addiction, for whom a home-brewed cuppa Joe just won’t do, and/or who finds yourself making play dates at coffee houses just so that your kiddos can go get someone else’s play space all messy while you enjoy your latte, then it’s probably time to invest in a membership to one of the lovely pay-to-play cafés in town. Play Date Sea in Seattle offers 8,000 sq. feet of play space for the kids (including an interactive dance floor, climbing walls and lots of places to crawl and explore) and a nice cafe that offers inexpensive kids meals, snacks a large beverage menu for mom dad. ROMP in Bellevue has a light and modern ambiance, and a full kitchen for you to use (or great order-in options, too). For the little ones, there’s a large, active-play area, as well as ample space for your kiddos to do everything from paint a masterpiece to build forts to play dress-up. The Play Happy Cafe in Lynnwood is designed for kids ages 0-6 (and their favorite adults who can hang out in the cafe enjoying delicious food and free WiFi).

ROMP
13500 Bel-Red Road, Suite 7
Bellevue Wa, 98005
425-748-4497
Online: romp.com

Open: Mon.-Tues., 9:45 a.m.-5 p.m.; Wed. 9:45 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Closed Thurs.-Sun.
Membership: $98/month for Blue Level (one child full-time access + classes); $75/month for Yellow Level (one child a.m./p.m. access but no classes); $60/month for Red Level (one child morning and afternoon only). $50 registration fee. Additional children add $15-$30.

PlayDate SEA
1275 Mercer St.
Seattle, Wa, 98109
206-623-7529
Online: playdatesea.com

Open: Sun.-Thurs., 9 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri.-Sat., 9 a.m.-9 p.m.
Membership: $188/25 visits for Royal Player Pass (age 4 & up); $88/10 visits for Player Pass (age 4 & up); $94/25 visits for Royal Toddler Pass (age 3 & under); $44/10 visits for Toddler Pass (age 3 & under).

Play Happy Cafe
4114 198th St. S.W., Suite 3
Lynnwood, Wa, 98036
425-582-7007
Online: playhappycafe.com

Open: Mon.-Thurs., 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Fri., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 10 a.m.-4 p.m. (Closed on weekends during the summer)
Membership: $180/20 visits; ($135 for sibling); $135/10 visits ($72 for sibling)

photo: Sunshine Music Together

Music Classes
Toddlers and little kids love to sing and shout and shake their “groove thangs.” If your little sweetie belts out the “Wheels on the Bus” every time you get in the car or turns everything into a drum, it’s probably time to check out the vast array of music classes offered in our area. There are classes for every age, in every neighborhood, every single day of the week. So whether you’re home with the kiddos and need something to fill that pre-nap gap on Wednesday mornings, or you want to spend some quality weekend time learning songs for your next road trip, our guide to kids music classes around Seattle is sure to find a winner that fits your family. (Note: While not truly a “membership,” these classes are usually offered in sessions lasting between 9-15 weeks and are an awesome way to jump-start the year with a little family fun.)

Families with Older Kids

Pacific Science Center 
Whether you’re a science buff, a sucker for IMAX movies or just love the butterfly house, the Pacific Science Center is a Seattle mainstay for indoor fun no matter your age. With amazing new exhibits each year the Science Center always has something mind-expanding to offer its visitors. Members also get access to free laser and planetarium shows year-round as well as a number of free IMAX and guest passes to the Science Center.

Pacific Science Center
200 Second Ave. N.
Seattle, Wa 98109
206-443-2001
Online: pacificsciencecenter.org

Open: Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. (closed Tuesdays); Sat.-Sun., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Annual Membership: $125/Family (up to eight members); $98/Dual (two members—one must be an adult)

Photo: Ren G. via Yelp

Emerald City Trapeze Arts
For something completely different, why not jump on the flying trapeze with your kids?! If you’ve got tweens or teens (or even elementary school kids) who are showing the signs of being early adrenaline junkies, Emerald City Trapeze Arts is a great way to indulge their desire to jump from extreme heights in (relative) safety and to learn from the pros! Memberships at Emerald City can get pretty pricey (up to $8,800/year), but they also offer monthly membership and a variety of classes, however too many to list here. Just imagine the pictures you could take for your Christmas card next year!

Emerald City Trapeze Arts
2702 6th Ave. S.
Seattle, Wa 98134
206-906-9442
Online: emeraldcitytrapeze.com

Open: Class times and days vary. See website for details.
Annual Membership: $4,400-$8,800
Monthly Membership: $400-$849

photo: Sari Marissa G. via Yelp

Museums That Inspire, Delight & Educate
If you’re aching for some inspiration to get your creative juices flowing, or if that trip to Europe didn’t pan out and you need an excuse to inject some culture into your family’s world, an annual membership to the Chihuly Garden and Glass Museum or to the Seattle Art Museum  are sure to fit the bill.

Chihuly Garden and Glass Museum
The Glass Museum is dazzlingly eye-popping, and also a sure fire way to start discussions about “What is art?” Watch the gardens come and alive and change throughout the year and just take in all of the color. Members enjoy special access to new exhibits as well.

Chihuly Garden and Glass Museum
305 Harrison St.,
Seattle, Wa 98109
206-753-4940
Online: chihulygardenandglass.com

Open: Sun.-Thurs., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; Fri.-Sat., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.
Annual Membership: $220/Family (two adults & up to four children)

Seattle Art Museum (SAM)
SAM’s permanent exhibits are so nicely curated that you can visit them again and again and always find something new to inspire you. The visiting exhibits are world-class; you’ll make a special visit just to check them out. There’s also fun kid spaces in the museum that will give your young Monets the opportunity to finally get their hands on some of the art-sy goodies. Membership at SAM will also get you into the Seattle Asian Art Museum.

Seattle Art Museum
1300 1st Ave.
Seattle, Wa 98101
206-654-3100
Online: seattleartmuseum.org

Open: Wed.-Sun., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. (open Thurs. until 9 p.m.)
Annual Membership: $109/Family (two adults & all children); $99/Dual (two members)

 

photo: Natalia Dotto Photography

Museum of History and Industry
MOHAI in South Lake Union is a wonderful indoor activity for families with kids of all ages, but the membership program is particularly great for families with older kids since children under 14 are free. Older kids will enjoy some of the more in depth exhibits, like the Bezos Center for Innovation, and adults and grandparents will get a kick out of the uniquely Seattle characters on display like J.P Patches.

Museum of History & Industry (MOHAI)
860 Terry Ave. N.
Seattle, Wa 98109
206.324.1126
Online: mohai.org

Open: Daily, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Open until 8 p.m. during the first Free Thursday of the month. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve. Closed on Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Annual Membership: $95/Family (up to two adults & all children under 17)

Washington State History Museum
If history is your thing, the Washington State History Museum in Tacoma is full of cool paraphernalia from the past. For full-on entertainment, membership doubles as admission to the Capital Museum in Olympia as well as the Washington state Historical Society. Score!

Washington State History Museum
1911 Pacific Ave.
Tacoma, Wa, 98402
253-272-9747
Online: washingtonhistory.org

Open: Tues.-Sun., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Open until 8 p.m. the third Free Thursday of the month.
Membership: $75/Family (up to two adults & all children under 17); $60/Dual (two members)

Burke Museum of Natural History and Culture
Established in 1899, the Burke Museum is the oldest natural history museum west of the Mississippi River and contains more than 16 million artifacts, including the world’s largest collection of spread bird wings. It is located on the campus of the University of Washington.

Burke Museum
17th Ave. N.E. & N.E. 45th St.
Seattle, Wa 98195
206-616-3962
Online: burkemuseum.org

Open: Daily, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Annual Membership: $75/Family (two adults & up to four children under 18); $55/Dual (two adults)

photo: S.L. via Yelp

MoPOP (Museum of Pop Culture)
Formerally known as the Experience Music Project, MoPOP still contains lots of artifacts from the Seattle music scene (Including Pearl Jam, Nirvana and Jimmi Hendrix to name a few), but now the museum has expanded its focus to include all forms of popular culture including movies, science fiction, comic books, television, local sports, mythology and lots more. With ever-expanding exhibits, this will be the spot you return to again and again.

MoPOP
325 5th Ave. N.
Seattle, Wa 98109
206-770-2772
Online: mopop.org

Open: Daily, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Annual Membership: $125/Family (two adults & up to five children); $89/Dual (two members)

Good to Know: Be sure to check out the membership pages linked above for additional benefits far beyond your year-round entrance fees. Many memberships provide extra perks that add up to tons of savings!

In this age of gift cards and Groupons, a membership or annual pass is the type of out-of-the-box-and-into-the-envelope thinking that will give you a year’s supply of good times for your family. Did we miss your favorite membership? Tell us in the comments below. 

— Jeffrey Totey & Katie Gruver

Sitting on Santa’s lap may be a holiday favorite for some kids, but for others — especially those with autism — the crowds, lines, lights, and noise can be excruciating. After learning their son, Brayden, had autism, Erin Deely and her husband thought the perfect Christmas card was a notion they had to let go of. That was until they brought six-year-old Brayden to a Caring Santa program at a mall in North Carolina. This program gives special-needs families their own controlled environment to meet with Santa.

Brayden was able to meet Santa on his terms: belly-down on the floor. “Oh my gosh, to be able to do something that other families do . . . Normally a lot of things are harder for us as a family, and we got to do the same tradition as everyone else — we just do it on the floor,” Erin said.

We can all agree this is a picture-perfect moment!

Do your kiddos love visiting Santa? Let us know in the comments below!

Whether for a Halloween party or a birthday bash, face painters can take a kiddo’s special day to a whole new level of awesomeness. Bonus: Many of these local artists often double as balloon twisters, airbrush tattoo appliers, clowns, and even princesses!

The Pirate Girl Painter
The Pirate Girl Painter is Irene S. Sitoski, and she’s a one woman show of face painting, balloon twisting, glitter tattoos, and henna (OH MY!). Besides having an awesome company name, Irene has worked with big names including the George Washington University, Johns Hopkins University, The Washington Capitals, The Baltimore Orioles, and the US Army! Not to mention, countless kiddos on their big day.

Cost: $125+
443-805-1304
Online: thepirategirlpainter.com

Jolie Faces
Located in Silver Spring, Maryland, this family owned face painting business is run by Aurélie, an artist with a bachelor degree in Graphic Design. Also included on her team is Rod, the balloon twister and temporary tattoo artist, and Zahiris, the body painter and glitter tattoo artist. Not only do they serve the DMV, but they also travel to York, Pennsylvania (random…but just in case) for gigs.

Cost: $100-$150/hour
301-660-1323
Online: joliefaces.com

Fun Faces DC
You know you’re going to have a great time with a company whose slogan is “We bring the fun to your face.” Not only can owner-artist Kay paint faces, but if you’re looking for someone to paint a nursery or a mural on your kid’s wall, she’s the woman to talk to. Fun Faces DC offers face painting, balloon twisting, henna, temporary tattoos, and even princess visits! Good to know: If you live 30 miles outside of their zip code (20906), you will incur a travel fee and may have a two-hour minimum.

Cost: $175+
240-370-6418
Online: funfacesdc.com

Faces by Arla & Company
If you want to give Arla’s skills a test before you hire her, you can see her working at Ledo Pizza in Falls Church every first and third Monday of the month (6 pm-8 pm), and at Red Hot & Blue in Kingstowne on Tuesdays (6 pm-8 pm). In addition to many of the tattoo options offered at other face painting companies, Arla’s team includes caricature artists, stilt walkers, and even Santa and his elves!

Cost: $175+
703-901-2752
Online: facesbyarla.com

Big Grins Face Painting and Body Art
Big Grins is dedicated to making your child’s party as safe and fun as possible. They use FDA compliant/cosmetic-grade makeup and hygienic practices, and have methods for controlling anxious kiddos waiting in line so there aren’t any arguments. Victoria Squire, the owner, has been painting faces since she was a teen, and has been honing her skills in other art forms ever since. In additional to the usual offerings, Victoria offers party crafts as well, which should keep your children busy while you try to contain the chaos.

Cost: $125+
240-668-4746
Online: biggrinsfacepainting.com

Heavenly Face Designs
This company offers many theme options, including princess, pirate, fairy, super hero, and Star Wars, as well as UV reactive glitter and body paints for parties with black lights. Check out their site for an adorable pumpkin belly pregnancy shoot, with pictures taken by Bonnie Velazco, an associate of Heavenly Face Designs. It’s never too early to get a fun Christmas card photo of the whole family!

Cost: $100+
703-969-9608
Online: heavenlyfacedesigns.com

Have you booked any of these amazing face painters? Tell us what they painted for you or your kids in the comments section below. 

—Kelly Ann Jacobson

Photos courtesy of Jolie Faces via Facebook, Fun Faces DC via Facebook, Faces by Arla via Facebook, Big Grin Face Painting via Facebook, Heavenly Face Designs via Facebook, Pirate Girl Painter via Facebook

Argosy Cruises is known for their harbor tours and themed dining cruises, but it’s their Tillicum Village Sightseeing Cruise and Native American Salmon Bake that keeps families coming back every summer. If your crew is itching to escape the city for the day, consider a cruise to historic Blake Island—legendary birthplace of Chief Seattle. It’s the perfect way to introduce your little first mate to the Puget Sound region’s rich Native American Heritage.

Cruise to the Island
When you board the Goodtime II you will find two enclosed decks and exterior deck space on the bow. If you’re looking for a true (wind in your hair) boat experience, grab a seat on the bow. Otherwise, the second floor deck offers a great sightseeing experience and is where you will find the snack bar and the boat’s narrator. During your 45-minute live, narrated cruise to Blake Island, feel free to walk around the boat, take in the stunning views of the Seattle waterfront, West Seattle, Mount Rainier and Vashon and Bainbridge islands and grab a snack and a beverage at the boat’s full-service bar.

A Warm Island Welcome
Upon arriving at Tillicum Village, you will be greeted by a local tribe member and given a mug of steamed clams in nectar. Surprisingly, many kids like manila clams so don’t be shy about encouraging your little one to give ‘em a try. Regardless of whether your kiddo likes the clams or not, he or she will enjoy picking the shells out of their mugs and smashing them on the clamshell pathway to the longhouse. This is one place where kids are encouraged to play with their food, so go ahead and smash away!

Inside the Longhouse
After you enjoy your clams, you will get to venture into the traditional cedar longhouse. Inside, you will find a gift shop with Native American trinkets, totem poles, Blake Island-themed gifts, candies and stuffed animals as well as a small café that serves coffee, assorted beverages and snacks. You will also have the opportunity to watch your salmon being cooked on cedar stakes around a roaring alder-wood fire—just as the coastal Native Americans have done for centuries.

What’s on the Menu?
In addition to traditional alder baked salmon, the buffet menu includes a Signature Northwest Stew which consists of bison, beef and venison married together in a rich veal stock and  combined with root vegetables and potatoes, Wild Grain Harvest Rice, Whole Grain Tillicum Bread (a rich, dark, slightly-sweet bread made with a hint of molasses and so good you can purchase loafs to take home), Field Greens Salad, Polenta with Wild Mushroom Ragout, Fresh Fruit Salad and a Blackberry Crisp made with local berries from Remlinger Farms. All meals are served with complimentary tea, coffee and soda; wine and other beverages are available for a fee.

Entertainment with High-Tech Effects
Following the delicious buffet meal, you will be treated to a 23-minute performance highlighting the myth, magic and dances of the native Coast Salish tribes. The show combines holograms projected onto the stage, live dancing, and narration by local native storyteller Roger Fernandes of the Lower Elwha Klallam Tribe. This is the only place in the world where you can see the show’s dancers, dressed in authentic clothing and masks, teach their dances and songs from their families who have owned them for generations. Your kiddos will especially love the story of “Pushing Up the Sky” (Hint: It requires audience participation) and learning how the Duwamish, the Suquamish and the Snohomish gathered to work together to lift the sky and lift themselves out of darkness, a symbol of their strength in unity. And both you and your crew will love the costumes and the awesome masks used during the dances. Psst! You can take a close-up look at the masks after the show.

Time to Explore
After the show, you will have about 45 minutes to explore the island’s beaches and forest trails, talk with the show’s performers, explore the longhouse or enjoy a narrated tour of the totems and art. If the Littles need to burn off some energy before boarding the boat back to Seattle, there is a nice playground located between the longhouse and the beach. During your exploration, expect to see lots of wildlife on and off shore. Tillicum Village is located on Blake Island State Park, a 475-acre marine camping park and home to many creatures.

Good to Know
1. There is stroller parking on the boat’s lower deck if you must bring one along. The trails around the island are gravel so we suggest bringing along a baby carrier as well.

2. No outside food or drink is allowed on the boat, however we did see sippy cups and refillable water bottles. Snacks, ice cream and beverages (both the kid and adult kind) are available for purchase on the boat’s upper deck.

3. Don’t forget your camera or iPhone; the photo opps are endless here! If you are lucky, you might even get a family pic worthy of your next Christmas card.

4. Dress for the weather! If you are planning on hiking around the island (which we highly recommend), wear sturdy, comfortable shoes. If you’re planning on playing on the beach or in the water, a change of clothes would be a good idea.

5. Plan to pay for parking. There are a number of garages near Pier 55 and 56. Check downtownseattleparking.com for a list of garages and rates.

6. There is no kids’ menu so be sure to review the menu before you go. If your little one isn’t fond of the menu items, pack along snacks to enjoy during your exploration time. There are plenty of picnic tables and shelters as well as grassy space to throw down a blanket

7. Vegan meals are available with advance request.

8. The last dance in the show is when the dancers clack the mouths of their large masks together so prepare sensitive ears for the loud noise. Nothing is scary though.

9. If you want to stay and play on Blake Island longer than the allotted time, ask the crew if you can catch a later boat back to Seattle. Just make sure you don’t miss the last scheduled boat.

10. After you disembark the boat, be sure to look for your boarding photo located on the upper dock. For $15, you can purchase a 5×7 photo keepsake to remember your day. If you want to purchase additional copies or a digital image, you can do so online.

Argosy Cruises
1101 Alaskan Way
Pier 55, Suite 201
Seattle, Wa 98101
206-623-1445
Online: argosycruises.com
Tickets: reservations.argosycruises.com/acscripts/webret.dll?|group=ATV

Rates
Adults: $79
Seniors: $72
Youth (4-12): $30
3 and Under: Free

Times
July 5 – September 1, 2014
Mon.-Fri. & Sun.: 11:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. & 4:30 p.m.-8:30 p.m.
Saturday: 11:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 4:30 p.m.-8:30 p.m. & 6:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m.

September 2 – October 26, 2014
Saturday: 11:15 a.m.-3:15 p.m. & 5 p.m.-9 p.m.
Sunday: 11:15 a.m.-3:15 p.m.

Will you be visiting Tillicum Village this summer? Let us know in a comment below.

Kristina Moy, words and photos

Photo of dancers courtesy of Argosy Cruises