They blow us away with their intelligence, smiles and unconditional love. But, sometimes more often than not our kids just leave us scratching our heads and laughing. For National Puzzle Day we want to hear the most bizarre, hilarious, confounding and overall puzzling things your kids have ever said. Share your stories with us on social media by tagging #RedTricycle or send our editor an email (Editor AT tinybeans.go-vip.net). We’ll feature our favorites!

And, to kick it off, our Community and Marketing Manager, Sara shared with us a conversation she recorded with her then four-year-old daughter, Charlie.

This morning, confusion ensues when Charlie uses the word “barrettes” instead of “hair clips” like she usually does.

Charlie: Mommy, my teacher has breasts.
Me: Why yes, Charlie, I suppose she does.
Charlie: She keeps them in a box. I have breasts too, but I don’t keep them in a box.
Me: Actually honey, you don’t have breasts yet. You will when you’re a grown up.
Charlie: I do TOO have breasts! I KEEP THEM IN A JAR MOMMY. My breasts are PURPLE AND PINK WITH POLKA DOTS.

photo: Donnie Ray via flickr

What pet doesn’t need house training, food, water and is willing to wear whatever you make it? A pet rock, that’s what! Show off your stylish sidekick in its best outfit by using your imagination to dress it to the nines. Check out the outfits we’ve seen other rocks rock, from ladybug hearts to panda bear smiles, below.

Paint Ladybug Patterns
For garden lovers, this love-bug design is for pet rock owners who want to take their pet outdoors. We love how this design went one step beyond traditional polka dots and swapped them out for hearts.

photo: Avia Venefica via flickr

Easy One Eyed Monster
To create this one eyed creature, grab some pipe cleaners, googly eyes and color pencils. It’s less messy than paint but just as easy to create!

photo: San José Library via flickr

A Real Pet Cat
This painted rock is a little complicated for less steady hands, but the art is too amazing not to include. For families who don’t want pets on their furniture, they might find themselves willing to make an exceptions with one that looks this nice.

photo: Sharyn Morrow via flickr

Fancy Rocks of Paradise
When it comes to personality, it’ll be hard to beat these pet rocks. Don’t be afraid to get dramatic with your costumes and let your rocks flaunt their long eyelashes and pouty lips.

photo: Eamon Brett via flickr

Accessorizing Your Pet
Don’t forget to equip your pet with neat accessories. Think glitter and feathers. As kids we were obsessed with drink umbrellas and now this love can be passed on to our pet rocks as they bask with us under the sun.

photo: Bart via flickr

Fur-ball Fuzz
Give your pet rock a big smile with some yarn and colorful ornaments. This pet rock has gold and rose cheeks along with its smile. 

photo: San José Library via flickr

Farm Animal Menagerie
Create your own farm! Kids can add clay around the rock to give it shape or give their rock a buddy like the dragonfly pictured below.

photo: Sheila via flickr

How are you dressing up your pet rock? Show us your creations by using the hashtag #redtricycle and #petrockday on Facebook or Instagram!

— Christal Yuen

If you’ve ventured over to the High Line this month, or braved the crowds to check out the new Whitney Museum recently, you may have encountered people headed east, mysteriously covered in colored polka dots of different sizes. An installation by acclaimed (and wildly popular) octogenarian Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama on view at the David Zwirner gallery in Chelsea is the reason why, and we’re here to tell you: hurry up and take the kids before it’s gone!

photo: David Zwirner Gallery

What’s Up Dot? 

Part of a larger show entitled “Give Me Love,” the piece responsible for the Technicolor stickers is titled, “Obliteration Room,” and this show marks its debut in the U.S. (Agreed, it’s not the most-uplifting name; we leave it to you to get into it with the kids or not.)

Originally conceived in 2002, this iteration of the piece resembles, from the outside, a pre-fab suburban American house (complete with plastic lawn chairs and the star and stripes flying outside.) Inside, however, is a different story. When the show opened, the interior of the house — including all furniture, appliances, fruit and decorative coral specimens — was painted entirely white. It did not, however, remain that way for very long, as the key element of the piece is for visitors to “decorate” the white-washed surfaces with stickers of all different colors and sizes. (Each guest is given a sheet as they cross the threshold.)

So essentially, it’s a chance for you and the kids to go stick stickers all over a cool, weird house — and if you so choose, get into a discussion about contemporary art.  Whatever your agenda, what’s not to love?

photo: David Zwirner Gallery

Is That It?

In the house, yes. However an attached gallery also features some very fun, and equally trippy, oversized, polka-dotted and perforated pumpkins in more bright colors and chrome. They’re worth a look, but be forewarned: they beg to be touched but are off-limits, so keep little hands in check. (The exhibit also includes some colorful abstract large-scale paintings, but those are less likely to wow the kids.) If you’re hungry for more, entirely different art you can check out Richard Serra’s “Equal” at Zwirner’s 20th Street gallery, or go for the gusto by visiting the Whitney. (Read our guide to the new museum here.)

photo: David Zwirner Gallery

When to Go

The short answer: soon! (The show closes on June 13.) Ideally, a weekday is when to visit if you want to avoid crowds and a wait.; lines are shortest at the beginning of the day. (When we stopped by on a recent Saturday afternoon, the line was down the block and the wait was about 45 minutes to an hour.)

Yayoi Kusama “Give Me Love”
Free
May 9-June 13
Tuesday-Saturdays
10 a.m. — 6 p.m.
David Zwirner Gallery
519 & 525 W. 19th St.
Chelsea
212-727-2070
Online: davidzwirner.com

Will you be going to “Give Me Love?” Tell us in the comments below!

—Mimi O’Connor

Chances are you associate her last name with the mega-Facebook empire that’s taken over so much of your free time. But, Randi Zuckerberg (she’s the sister of Mark Zuckerberg and former marketing honcho at Facebook) is much more than what meets the eye. For starters, Randi is the CEO of Zuckerberg Media and Editor in Chief of Dot Complicated, a new lifestyle community. This month the savvy businesswoman will add published author to her resume with the publication of two titles–Dot, a children’s book and Dot Complicated, a book about how technology influences and frames our daily lives. To top it all off Randi is mom to two-year-old Asher. We recently spoke to Randi about her life as a working mom, her new children’s book and what we’d find if we took a peek inside her bag.

Tell us about how the idea for your children’s book “Dot” came to be.
I have a two-year-old son who can navigate my iPad with baffling ease, loves to ‘cheese’ for a picture whenever he sees my phone, and believes he can see his grandparents at any time of day through Skype or FaceTime. Our children are the first generation of digital natives that have grown up immersed in technology. And we’re the first generation of parents that are figuring out to be parents (and role models) with all this technology around us. How much screen time is too much? Is it too soon to let my kids play on a tablet or phone? How do I instill in my kids a healthy love for active play and the outdoors? I hope that spunky Dot can teach kids (and adults!) the beauty of unplugging, a lesson I want to keep close to heart in today’s digital age.

Can you fill us in about what your typical day looks like? Are there any family rituals baked into your daily routine?
In the mornings, I love waking up to the sound of my son Asher singing to himself (amazingly, he has never been a fussy riser). My husband and I take turns driving him to preschool throughout the week, after sneaking in our favorite morning cuddle with him. Then, we’re off to a busy day of work – though no work day is typical. I love those days that are booked with a mix of everything – from meetings to team brainstorms and new project discussions with clients. We make it a point to try to eat as a family as many nights as possible. We always look forward to Fridays, where we join other families from Asher’s preschool for traditional home-cooked dinners.

What’s your idea of an ideal Sunday with your family?
Checking out a new exhibit or festival with my family. Recently, we went to the brand new Star Wars exhibit at the San Jose Tech Museum – a hit for the entire family! Asher loves trains, and we’ve been to quite a few train expos and parks. My favorite part of any Sunday, though, is the lazy morning spent with just the three of us at my favorite restaurant in Los Altos for brunch, Bumble. After Asher is in bed, my favorite weekend indulgence is to relax with a cup of coffee and browse some of my favorite shopping websites: ModCloth, Stella & Dot and Sole Society, to name a few.

Any advice for working moms who are trying to “do it all”?
I feel like a lot of parents are trying to “do it all” – and I’ve realized how much pressure I put on myself just trying to fit everything in. So, I’ve stopped trying to do it all in one day. Between family, work, fitness, friends, and sleep, I choose three things each day to focus on doing really well. There’s no way to do all five perfectly in one day, but this way, I find that I’m able to balance what is most important to me over the course of each week.

Do you have any rules when it comes to letting your son have access to technology? At what age will you let him sign onto social media?
Since he’s so young, my tech ‘rules’ for my son are pretty simple. I limit his tablet screen time to when we’re outside the house (to distract him on a long flight or waiting at a casual restaurant, for example). He enjoys playing actively at home and outside. As for social media – who knows what new norms will be when he grows up? The legal age restrictions for each platform will guide us in making decisions for each situation independently.

What are you most looking forward to doing with your family/son during the holidays?
I’m looking forward to sharing Thanksgivukkah with Asher this year. Thanksgiving and Hannukah fall on the same day once every 70,000 years! It’s going to be quite a celebration in our household this year. Sweet potato latkes? Cranberry-sauce glazed brisket? Yum! It will be such a special family time.

If we opened your purse, what would we find? 
My polka-dotted wallet (because I’m wearing polka dots every day in celebration of my book releases), hand sanitizer (trying to stay healthy for book tour), Starbucks app on my iPhone, an extra phone charger for those long flights, and a nutritious KIND bar.

If you could tweet or Facebook one thing on your mind right now, what would it be?
Here’s a tweet: “Feeling appreciative of all of your support as I release my 1st books. Let me know if I can do anything for you this Thanksgiving & beyond!” And on Facebook and Instagram, I would post a photo of polka dots: “Wearing lots and lots of polka dots on my book tour! #FeelingDotty #dotcomplicated”.

If you had to ask Randi one question what would it be? Fill us in below!