No one will deny that growing up in Atlanta has its perks—and quirks. From a heat wave that won’t stop to being the birthplace of some of the world’s biggest brands, there are some things that Atlanta kids especially can giggle at. Keep reading for our favorite jokes that Atlien kids will really love.
Q: What did the icy road say to the car?
A: “Want to go for a spin?”
Q: What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
A: Iced tea.
Q: What do toads drink on a hot summer days?
A: Ice cold Croak-o-cola, of course!
Q: Why was the squirrel late for work?
A: Traffic was NUTS.
Q: How many Houston Astros does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peach?
A: It was pit-iful.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of Coke?
A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Q: What did the bee do when it was hot?
A: Took off his yellow jacket.
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Q: Which dog breed chases anything that’s red?
A: A bull dog!
Q: What kind of music does a kangaroo listen to?
A: Hip-hop!
Q: What did the pig say on the really hot day?
A: I’m bacon.
Q: What do you say when your aquarium breaks and everything is gone?
A: I have no porpoise anymore.
Q: What do you call a Georgia Bulldog football player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!
Q: What do you say when your homework flies away?
A: It’s gone with the wind.
Q: The girl at the Delta Airlines check-in desk said “Window or Aisle?”
A: I replied “Window or you’ll what?”
Featured image by iStock.
—Shelley Massey
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