5 Ridiculously Simple Dinner Ideas for When Your Brain Is Just Fried

You know that point in the day when you already produced at least one nourishing, palate and-mind expanding meal? And you had to clean up. And then someone got irrational because you said “no more screen time” even though you say it all the time. Every. Single. Day. To add injury to insult, you can’t pinpoint exactly when you wrenched it, but your neck is definitely hurting.

So, here you are, it’s 5:30 p.m. and you’re facing the existential crisis otherwise known as “dinner.”

Anybody can look up a recipe on their phone, but that might look Instagram perfect and make you feel worse. And it goes without saying that you should refrain from watching cooking shows on TV right now. They’re aspirational and perfect for the right time of day, which this is most assuredly not.

Well, moms, dads and caregivers—we’ve been there and we’re here to help. You want easy? We have it. Ingredients likely to be in your cabinet? Check. We don’t call these recipes—we call them lifelines.

Here’s our list of five ideas to get you on to bath time, bedtime and beyond.

Ant’s Picnic

They fall for it every time. With just a little help from you so they don’t spill sticky mango juice all over the just-cleaned floor, they can assemble a group of yummy finger foods. If you have one of those “the carrot is touching the cheese” kids, just break out the segmented plate. (You’re welcome!)

Dinner can be as easy a few grapes, several nuts, string cheese, a turkey roll (deli turkey rolled up), a piece of whole-wheat toast and a carrot stick. Nobody’s picky when they made it themselves. Wink, wink.

Be Italian

White beans, olive oil and lemon juice. If you have sage, go ahead and get jiggy with it after you chop into microscopic pieces—the smaller the green stuff the fewer the complaints. If not, salt and pepper are fine.

Now, you’ve got a crostini topper (just make some toast), a bed for some canned or jarred tuna if they’ll eat that or a perfectly delicious pasta sauce.

Breakfast for Dinner

On a day like this, a few food groups are enough. Stop flipping out and flip a pancake or an omelet instead.

Taco Bar

If you can handle some drips and spills on the table, this can be quick and painless. Beans and cheese are the basics. Rice is optional. Left over chicken or meat can be cut up and heated easily. If you have an avocado, you’re in the big leagues!

Sauce in a Jar

Anytime you have about quarter jar of peanut butter left, make Pong Pong sauce right in the jar. Just add about 3 tablespoons each of sesame oil, tamari and rice wine vinegar until the consistency is just about pourable. If you have any, add chopped scallions, garlic,and ginger.

Trust us, it is yummy on any carb you can think of, from soba noodles to sponge cake. (Okay, that one’s gross.)

Dinner dilemma, be gone!

The Anti-Cookbook Easy, Thrifty Recipes for Food-Smart Living
Tinybeans Voices Contributor
We're Shelley Onderdonk and Rebecca Bloom. A veterinarian and a lawyer-turned-writer walk into a kitchen… We aren’t chefs and that’s exactly the point. We have a lot to share about food-smart living with our own young-adult children and other people and their children, too. Together, we wrote The Anti-Cookbook: Easy, Thrifty Recipes for Food-Smart Living.

It’s a new year—and that means new Disney movies on Netflix. Now that it’s 2019, expect to see some of your faves (and your kiddos’ faves too) coming to the small screen in your living room. So what movies will the streaming service bring to Disney fans in 2019?

Read on to find out the top Disney picks your littles will love watching over the next 12 months.

Photo: Courtesy of Netflix

Disney Movies New to Netflix in 2019

Christopher Robin

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Last Ark

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Marvel Studios’ Ant-Man and the Wasp

Ralph Breaks the Internet

Solo: A Star Wars Story

The Incredibles 2

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

Keep in mind, these are just the Disney flicks that are new to Netflix in the new year. You can still watch the following Disney flicks anytime.

Popular Disney Movies on Netflix

101 Dalmatians

A Wrinkle In Time

Beauty and the Beast

Black Panther

Bolt

Bridge to Terabithia

Cars

Chicken Little

Coco

Hercules

High School Musical 3: Senior Year

Lilo & Stitch

Meet the Robinsons

Mulan

Pocahontas I and II

Tarzan (1999)

The Emperor’s New Groove

 

—Erica Loop

 

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A new year, a new batch of kids shows and movies coming to Netflix in January 2019! The streaming provider will release several new seasons of its favorite shows, along with two brand new Netflix Originals we are dying to watch in the coming month.

While you may shed a tear over some of the departures, there are plenty of new shows and movies to get excited about. Here are our top kids and family streaming picks for January!

Carmen Sandiego Season 1

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? The super thief has arrived on Netflix after tons of excitement. The series will follow all her international escapades and thrilling adventures. The spy who put the "Miss" in misdemeanor will steal your remote starting Jan. 18.

Pinky Malinky Season 1

Join Netflix's newest buddies for season one of Pinky Malinky. Pinky was born a hot dog and likes to find the bright side of everything with his pals. Sounds cute! Feast your eyes on this new show starting Jan. 1.

A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 3

The Netflix Original A Series of Unfortunate Events is back with season three! Count Olaf is still going head to head with the Baudelaire orphans as they try to reveal their long lost family secrets. The new season drops on New Year's Day.

Trolls: The Beat Goes On! Season 5

The last scene of season four of Trolls: The Beat Goes On! left us with quite the cliffhanger. Now, the gang is back for a new round of wormholes, snow and a journey to the Fountain of Glitter! The beat continues on Jan. 18.

...And Even More Kids Movies!

Aside from Netflix's lineup of original content, some classic family movies and shows new to the steaming provider are hopping into rotation in the New Year.

In the family and kids genre, dance along to Happy Feet starting Jan. 1. Get ready to do your best Kessel Run with Solo: A Star Wars Story on Jan. 9. Take a trip to Hotel Transylvania: Summer Vacation on Jan. 24. Get ready for plenty of super-heroic adventures with Marvel Studios' Ant-Man and the Wasp on Jan. 29 and Disney•Pixar's The Incredibles 2 starting Jan. 31.

What's Leaving Netflix in January

Get ready to say goodbye to several kid favorites in January, too, as these titles will blast off on the following dates: 

Leaving Jan. 1:

  • Beethoven's Christmas Adventure
  • Kung Fu Panda
  • Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
  • The Iron Giant
  • The Princess Diaries

Leaving Jan. 4:

  • Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World 

Leaving Jan. 18:

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Even as we say goodbye to these titles, with new shows like Carmen Sandiego and Pinky Malinky, the kiddos will have plenty to watch Netflix on those cold winter days. Happy streaming!

––Karly Wood

All photos: Courtesy of Netflix

 

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You’re standing in the middle of the mall paying for a ridiculously expensive over-sized cookie (that will probably ruin your kiddo’s dinner) when your toddler makes a break for it. Try as you might, wrangling your racing tot just isn’t happening. So what do you do? Along with freaking out, you probably listen for that tell-tale, “Mommmmmmmy!!!!!!” Well, a National Geographic video of a baby sloth reuniting with its mother is kind of a similar scene—but in the animal kingdom, and not the local mall/Target/grocery store/anywhere else your child likes to make a run for it.

When tourists found a baby brown-throated three-toed sloth on a beach in Costa Rica they didn’t just leave the sand and ant-covered little ball of adorableness alone. They brought the sloth to the nonprofit Jaguar Rescue Center, where vets checked it out. Even though the baby was healthy, it needed its mother. And that’s where the Center’s founder, and resident biologist, Encar Garcia stepped in.

Garcia recorded the baby sloth’s cry on her smartphone. The biologist and her team took the recording, via portable speakers, into the wild to play. As the team played the baby’s vocalizations, they saw an adult sloth coming out of the trees. Garcia, along with veterinarian Fernando Alegre, brought the baby to the adult sloth.

What horned next? The female sloth recognized the baby (most likely by scent) and accepted the little sloth back. Oh, and then some seriously cute can’t-miss nuzzling took place between the reunited pair!

—Erica Loop

Featured Photo: Mathias Appel via Flickr

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There’s something about bugs that captures kids’ imaginations. From Madagascar hissing cockroaches and giant centipedes, to darkling beetles and pink toe tarantulas—your budding entomologists or little arachnologists will want to get the buzz on these six places where they can see and touch bugs of all shapes and sizes. Click through the gallery for the creepy crawly deets.

Bremerton Bug Museum

It's a bug's life in Bremerton at this museum devoted to insects, arachnids and reptiles, too. And best of all, it's free. Hop aboard a ferry to see orange roly-polys, emperor scorpions, Australian spiny stick insects, giant millipedes. blue death-feigning beetles and more. Explore bizarre bugs under the microscope, look through glasses that let you see like a bug and watch busy ants build tunnels in an eight foot long ant farm!

Bremerton Bug & Reptile Museum
1118 Charleston Beach Road W.
Bremerton, Wa 98312
Online: bugmuseum.com

Hours: Daily, 10 a.m.–5 p.m.
Cost: Free

photo: Kristina Moy

Have you visited these buggy spots? Do you have a favorite? Tell us in the comments below!

— Helen Walker Green

Don’t you love it when a show you used to watch as a kid makes a comeback? Well, the furry stars of Fraggle Rock are returning to HBO remastered, announced the Jim Henson Company this week. The series, which premiered in 1983, follows the lives of three different puppet creatures: the Fraggles, quirky cave-dwellers who love to explore, the Doozers, small, ant-like creatures who devote their lives to construction working, and the Gorgs, a large family of farmers. Fraggle Rock has over 96 episodes, 100 original songs, and the puppet stars promoted the virtues of friendship, diversity and taking care of the planet.

Photo: The Jim Henson Company

Were you a fan of Fraggle Rock? Let us know in the comments below!

H/T: EW

You know it’s hard out there for a kid. Parent’s plugging them into five point restraints like they’re phones on a charger. Being told what to eat. Where to sleep. What to say. But you know what? They have no problem telling you they’re not going to take it anymore. Read on for 10 of the weirdest and strangest reasons kids have thrown a tantrum.

photo: Adam Tuttle via flickr

1. Her name. So you’re telling me that I, your mom—who conceived, bore, and birthed you—not to mentioned named you, have been calling you by the wrong name all these years? You’re really Starfish Sunshine? Well I beg your pardon, double-S.

2. The color of his food. Everyone knows a kid in the “I only eat white food” phase. But have you ever met a kid that only eats green? No. Because that kid doesn’t exist. And we dare you to try and find one.

3. The wrong band-aid character. Forget the fact that she doesn’t really need a band-aid in the first place, but woe be the dad who suggests a Darth Vader when what she’s looking for is a Cubby.

4. A hurt ant. Why isn’t anyone helping him save. the. hurt. ant?!? (The one that he accidentally clubbed while trying to save it. That one.)

5. The name of her soccer team. We do kind of have to give it to her on this one. I mean, would you get fired up playing for the Rainbow Donuts? Maybe, but that’s besides the point. She isn’t. And she’s not going to be.

6. Not tickling him long enough. Every parent knows that The Tickle Monster can take on a life of its own. Let it off its leash long enough and the inevitable tickle-me-more meltdown is bound to happen.

7. The dog didn’t walk on the leash the right way. Never mind that the dog is an 80 pound lab that’s been in the family a decade longer than your bio kid. That fur ball should know better than to stop and sniff a hydrant.

8. Someone ate all his muffins. It was him. How dare he?

9. The oven. No, he doesn’t just want to eat cookie dough. He actually wants warm, fluffy cookies. The oven’s just being a problem. Again.

10. She got wet… taking a bath. Colorful boats? Check. Washable wall markers? You bet. Water? What?! Who said anything about water? It was all fun an games until the water part.

How do you know the tantrum revolution has begun? Tell us in the comments section below!

—Shelley Massey

There’s something undeniably cool about communicating via secret code. And the long-beloved language of kiddie spies, sleuths and language lovers is Pig Latin. The nonsense-sounding words are actually simple to speak and understand once you know the basics. So practice with this Pig Latin primer and you may just be able to boast that your kiddo is “bilingual” on their kindergarten application!

Words that Start With Consonants

For words that begin with a consonant (like hello) or a consonant cluster (like friend), simply move the consonant or consonant cluster from the start of the word to the end of the word. Then add the suffix “-ay” to the end of the word.

For example: The word “hello” would become ello-hay, the word “lunch” would become unch-lay and the term “Pig Latin” would become ig-pay Atin-lay.

Words beginning with consonant clusters would change like this:”Friend” would become iend-fray, the word “brother” would become other-bray and “smart” would become art-smay.

Words that Start With Vowels

For words that begin with vowels, all you need to do is add “-yay” (some Pig-Latin speakers may add “-way”) to the end of the word. It’s a little bit of a brain break, as you don’t need to change any letters around, just say the word as normal then add “-yay” to the end.

For example: The word “it” becomes it-yay, the word “olive” becomes olive-yay and the word “under” becomes under-yay.

This also holds true for the personal pronoun “I”, which becomes i-yay.

Extra Tips: 

Compound Words
Longer words that contain two distinct words are usually broken up into two parts, then the speaker follows the rules above for each of those words. It makes them harder to understand for those not fluent in Pig Latin (and isn’t that the whole point?)

For example: The word “bedroom” becomes ed-bay oom-ray and understand becomes “under-ay and-staay.”

That Tricky Letter Y
For words that contain the letter Y, you will have to ask the age-old question: Is that Y behaving like a vowel or a consonant? If it is the first letter in the word, chances are its in consonant mode and you should then follow the “Words that Start with a Consonant” rule above.

For example: The word “Yellow” becomes ellow-yay and “young” become oung-yay.

If Y is the last letter in a two or three letter word, such as “my” or “cry” the normal rules apply.

For example: “My” would become y-may. “Cry” would become “y-cray”

However, if the letter “Y” comes at the end of a consonant cluster, like in the word “rhythm”, it is treated like a vowel and does not move to the end of the word. For example, “rhythm” becomes ythm-rhay.

Got it? Good!

Now it’s time to practice. Here are ten common phrases that you can use to get your brain and tongue working like a native Pig Latin speaker. Ood-gay uck-lay!

What’s up?  At’s-whay up-way?

How are you? Ow-hay are-way ou-yay?

What are you doing later? At-whay are-way ou-yay oing-day ater-lay?

I love you. I-way ove-lay ou-yay.

I have a secret  I-way ave-hay a-way ecret-say.

I want a cookie too. I-yay ant-way a-yay ookie-cay oo-tay.

I like bananas. Bananas are good. I-yay ike-lay anana-bays. Anana-bays are-yay ood-gay.

Can you speak Pig Latin? It’s really not that hard. You should try it. An-cay ou-yay eak-spay Ig-pay Atin-lay? It’s-way eally-ray ot-nay at-thay ard-hay. Ou-yay ould-shay y-tray it-way.

Can you speak Pig Latin? Then leave your comment below in it! 

–Erin Feher

photo: Jolie Loeb

To outsiders, it may seem that the only thing that separates Marin from the rest of the Bay Area is an oft-photographed bridge. But locals know that North of the Golden Gate is a world of its own—one where microfleece reigns and the kids are known to utter “Who’s Bart?” Read on to discover the 20 signs that you’re a Marin parent, and let us know in the comments if there are any you would add.


Photo by Thijs Knaap via Flickr

1. Your kids thinks “juice” is bright green and tastes like a salad.

2. Your “other ride” is a mountain bike with a Burley trailer attachment.

3. You become a neighborhood celebrity by handing out actual candy bars on Halloween.

4. Your entire family has gone out to dinner dressed in yoga pants and microfleece.

5. You assume that any grown-up at the park under the age of 30 has to be the babysitter.

6. Your kids beg to go food shopping every weekend, thinking it means kettle corn, folk music and a bouncy house.

7. Your child practices identifying numbers and letters while driving around town, shouting, “Q7” “M3” “A4” “XC90”


Photo by stevetulk via Flickr

8. When your child draws a rainbow, it’s over a tunnel with a car driving underneath.

9. The invitation to your child’s birthday party includes a trail map for directions and a request to end world hunger in lieu of a gift.

10. The Easter Bunny hides recycled eggs filled with gluten-free rice crackers.

11. One third of the moms in your playgroup are launching their own business—at least one is a life coach.

12. Your child learned to maneuver a singletrack before mastering a staircase.

13. You quickly learned never to say “make sure it’s okay with your Grandma” when sharing a snack with your child’s new friend at the park.


Photo by haroc via Flickr

14. Your kid’s friends, their parents, his teachers and now you are training for a triathlon.

15. Your Stinson Beach bag includes down jackets, hats and mittens in addition to boogie boards and sunscreen.

16. Once a week you encounter unsolicited advice from a complete stranger on such topics as vaccination schedules, babywearing, and what you should or should not feed your children.

17. The social order among parents at the playground appears to be based solely on BMI.

18. Instead of an ant farm, your child asks Santa for a worm-composting kit for Christmas.

19. You schedule your days around the traffic patterns on the 101, i.e. a Friday afternoon visit to the Discovery Museum means dinner in Sausalito before heading north.

20. Your kids learned multiplication early by listening to conversations about price per square foot.

 What did we miss? Share your “Only in Marin” mom-isms in the comments below. 

—Sarah Lynch