Danica Patrick. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Racing lightweights compared to your little tyke when he puts his pedal to the tricycle metal. Feed his need for speed with totally tricked out trike-able courses that challenge him to take the pole position. From wild obstacle course ideas to a full on neighborhood drag race, scroll down for five tricycle track set-ups that let your Little burn rubber.

photo: Donnie Ray Jones via Flickr

1. Set up a killer obstacle course with all kinds of silly fixings. Sports cones and sidewalk chalk are the basics you need to plot a zany obstacle course for your little clown. Think turn-arounds and crazy eight loops when you set out the cones to make the course. Then draw chalk arrows (and other helpful suggestions) to keep tiny tricyclists on track. Once you’ve mapped out the basics, it’s time to get creative. Use what you’ve got to put in a few tame ramps, a cardboard box tunnel or two, and maybe a even a sprinkler to ride under so mini racers can cool off as they approach the finish line. Have your wee one navigate this one solo, or invite her besties for the ride of their lives!

photo: mazaletel via Flickr

2. Take on the neighbors in drag racing heats. Got road? Will travel. Set your sidekick’s trike for maximum speed on a straightaway that runs till the sidewalk ends. Line up mini competitors at a starting line, then let the flag drop as they make a beeline for the finish. Keep time on a stopwatch and run through a few heats where kids race against others who are just as fast as they are, before declaring the winners. No pink slips needed to race here!

3. NASCAR doesn’t have anything on your tricycle derby. This one’s all about the laps. And it works best if you’ve got a pond with a paved path or a public track, that the kiddos can ride around, nearby. Set a lap limit and then let ‘em race! Keep your little athletes hydrated with a water station (one for snacks too!) at the starting line, and keep them up to date on their track speed every time they fly past. The best part? Parents can cheer on their champions and get some grown-up convos in too while the minis lap it up.

photo: Roy Luck via Flickr

4.Race to the finish with your tricycle relay teammates. Riding this relay is just the first half of this fast-paced event. Settling on a team name and sporting colorful team uniforms is the other. Once your tiny avengers have assembled, it’s time to host a head-to-head competition pitting Team Tot Lot against the Half Pint Heroes in an all out down-and-back relay-style race. No baton passing here, just hop off the trike to pass the torch to the next tiny rider. On your mark!

5. Strike sweet poses during a stunt competition. Think old school skateboarding and roller skating when you stage this event, complete with glitzy costumes and decorated trikes. Map out 3-5 simple tricks that any tot cyclist can master, like riding one-handed or leg lifts off the back step (using the handle bars for balance of course!). Then have each competitor strut her stuff on her glammed-out tricycle before doling out scores. Hand out some shiny medals for all the hard work the kiddos put into preparing their best tricks ever, and you’ve got an event to remember

photo: Jonathan Silverberg via Flickr

What tricycle race looks like it’s right up your alley? Share your race experiences in a comment.

—Allison Sutcliffe

Do you remember when an afternoon at the playground looked a lot like the Cross Fit class you find yourself huffing and puffing through these days? If so, then you’re going to love this trip down memory lane. We’ve found the coolest blacktop equipment only kids from a generation raised on Twinkies and cheddar cheese balls can remember. From thunder-domes to wobbly rocking horses, we’ve got the retro gear you used to love to twirl around, jump on or slide down!

photo: Nels Olsen via flickr creative commons

High Speed Merry Go Round
Spin around as fast as possible and try not to throw up. To most kids these days, this may not sound like a game, but to anyone that grew up in the 70’s and 80s, it was a favorite pastime. Old school, metal merry go rounds picked up serious speed, so you needed to time your jump onto the hot metal carefully, or you’d be tossed. But, that was the fun of it. Right?

photo: Peter Griffin 

Wobbly Horse
What do you do when you don’t have an interactive iPad game to keep you thoroughly entertained? You jump on a heavy duty, totally battered, wobbly horse and pretend your’e an award winning jockey. We still remember how thrilling it was to be in the middle of the playground winner’s circle.

photo: Retro Crush

Log Crush
Back in the day, kids weren’t practicing tree pose to perfect their balance. It was all about the log crush. Jump on and move your feet and see how long it takes you before you fall. Then repeat.

photo: Bart Everson via flickr creative commons

Towering Metal Slides
Modern day slides are usually made of molded plastic, with just a faint slope and a definitive height restriction. Someone must have decided sky-high, burning hot metal might result in serious injury, but we have to admit, those towering metal slides did prep kids for a challenge. They may have also cured more than a few people’s fear of heights before they even knew to be afraid.

photo: Mental Floss

Flat Wooden Swings
If you sat on one of these flat wooden swings there’s a strong possibility your name is Jennifer, Amanda or Jessica (the top three names in 1980!). These popular 80’s swings weren’t made for softies. They didn’t curve to fit your seat and the chain-link handles could cause a nasty blister, but they did gain speed and go high. High enough that when you jumped off you could go really, really far.

photo: Scott Ackerman via flickr creative commons

Tether Ball
Tether ball was schweet! Sure you might get smacked in the face or deal with a jammed finger, but you and a friend could also have hours of fun on the playground with nothing more than a ball, tied by a rope to a metal post. It really was that easy.

photo: Sludge G via flickr creative commons

Rocket Monkey Bars
Maybe it was our obsession with NASA in the 70’s, but it seemed like every playground worth it’s salt had a version of rocket monkey bars. And, what better way to spark the imagination than climbing up, onto, and off of a rocket.

photo: haru_q via flickr creative commons

Tire Training
Got a discarded tire? Bring it to the playground. In the 70’s and 80’s if you went to the playground it seemed like at least half of it consisted of stuff made from tires. Tire swings, tire bridge, tire wall! It all worked, and provided hours of fun.

photo: Pax Holley 

Horrifying Clown Swings
Clowns are scary, especially for anyone who’s seen the horror classic, It. So, a skinny clown swing set was a double dose of creepy when it was all the rage in the 80’s. Luckily Madonna was around belting out Papa Don’t Preach to make us all feel better.

photo: Nels Olsen via flickr creative commons

Miracle Dome Whirl
It was like your very own version of Gravitron, the classic gravity-defying carnival ride. The real challenge was keeping your head down and your legs from dragging when you and your crew really picked up speed.

What long-gone piece of playground equipment was your favorite? Share with us in a Comment below. 

— Aimee Della Bitta

Carnival rides, day-glo floats and kids on bikes spread outward from the waterfront throughout the metro area this time of year for more than a month filled with activities. This year’s “Bloomin’ Good Time” Rose Festival kicks off on May 22 and runs until July 10th. If you’re feeling a little overwhelmed by the extensive event calendar, keep the following highlights in mind for the littlest ones in your brood with the shortest attention spans and wacky nap schedules.

photo: Jeff Muceus via Flickr creative commons

CityFair
The fun begins Memorial Day weekend, as CityFair transforms the Portland waterfront into a wonderland of live music performances, local food and drink vendors, and carnival rides for children and adults alike. The youngest CityFair attendees will love the Kiddie Land rides designed especially for them, while children of all ages will be thrilled by the exotic live animal exhibits, which feature tigers, lions, snakes, and spiders, and help to fund an animal sanctuary and rescue program.

CityFair
May 22, 5-11 p.m.; May 23-25, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; May 28-29, 3-11 p.m.; May 30-31, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; June 3-5, 3-11 p.m.; June 6-7, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.
Governor Tom McCall Waterfront Park
Gate admission: $7/ages 7 & up, or $5 in advance; free for children 6 & under, veterans, reservists, and active duty military.
Online: rosefestival.org/event/city-fair

Insider Tip: If you’re planning to attend CityFair more than once, pick up a $10 Rose Festival Souvenir Pin at Fred Meyer, which grants you free admission at the gate. But in addition to the entry fee, remember that ride tickets are required for both games and carnival rides. So if your kids are planning to make this a full-day excursion, consider nabbing $35 unlimited ride wristbands online or at Walgreens now through May 21. See the full list of advance ticket discounts here.

photo: Jeff Muceus via Flickr creative commons

Starlight Parade
The little ones may already be in bed, but older children will be thrilled by the glow-in-the-dark fun at the Starlight Parade. From bands to floats to hand-crafted light shows, this year’s event is expected to draw nearly 100 artfully-illuminated entries, as well as thousands of spectators along the 2.25-mile parade route. Best of all? The 2015 grand marshal is none other than “PeeDee”—the PDX carpet.

Starlight Parade
May 30, 8:30-11 p.m.
Downtown Portland (see the full route map here)
Admission: Free
Online: rosefestival.org/event/starlight-parade

Photo credit: Christmas w/a K via Flickr creative commons

Junior Parade
Ever since the first Rose Festival in 1907 included a children’s parade of 2,000 boys and girls, Portland’s youngest residents have played an integral role in this annual event. This year’s parade through the Hollywood District will feature dance and drill teams, baton groups, homemade floats, marching bands, and kids in costume, on bikes, and in decorated wagons. Not content to watch from the sidelines? The Junior Parade is open to all children middle school-aged or younger, as well as their adult chaperones. Find complete registration information here.

Junior Parade
June 3, 1-2 p.m.
Hollywood District (see the full route map here)
Admission: Free
Online: rosefestival.org/event/junior-parade

Grand Floral Walk
Before you fill up on corn dogs and cotton candy for the day, bring the entire family along for the 4.2-mile walk through downtown Portland. As your kids get a good dose of exercise, the throngs of spectators and rolling television cameras will make them feel like superstars—even if they’re actually in place for the Grand Floral Parade that follows. Find complete registration information for the Grand Floral Walk here.

Grand Floral Walk
June 6, 9:30-11 a.m.
Veterans Memorial Coliseum to Downtown Portland (see the full route map here)
Admission: $20/adults; $10/children ages 7-12; free for children 6 & under
Online: rosefestival.org/event/grand-floral-walk

Photo credit: Sam Churchill via Flickr creative commons

Grand Floral Parade
This parade has been the centerpiece of the Rose Festival for more than a century, and it’s easy to understand why. This year’s parade will feature 14 floats made entirely of flowers, 17 marching bands, 19 equestrian units, as well as vintage cars and dancing troupes. And don’t forget to be on the lookout for the Clown Prince and his Character Clown Corps, who add an extra dose of fun to an already festive afternoon.

Grand Floral Parade
June 6, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.
Veterans Memorial Coliseum to Downtown Portland (see the full route map here)
Admission: Free for unreserved spectator seats
Online: rosefestival.org/event/grand-floral-parade

Milk Carton Boat Race
Do you have a budding engineer in the family? If so, see if they’re up to the challenge of constructing a boat entirely out of recycled milk cartons and plastic jugs. Contestants can choose to enter in one of seven classes—from artistry to velocity—in pursuit of the Best in Show milk can trophy, while spectators will be treated to one of the most whimsical and entertaining spectacles of the Rose Festival. Find complete registration information and entry rules here.

Milk Carton Boat Race
June 7, 11 a.m.
Westmoreland Park Casting Pond
SE McLoughlin Blvd. & Bybee Blvd.
Admission: Free
Online: dairyfarmersor.com/103-milk-carton-boat-race

What are your plans for the Rose Festival? Let us know in the comments below!

— Maura O’Brien

Gone are the days when princesses and superheroes ruled the children’s birthday party circuit. Bubble parties are the newest craze popping up throughout the Bay Area, with “bubbleologists” dazzling children and parents alike. Whether it’s covering your tiny guests in life-sized bubbles, or watching party-goers chase hundreds of bubbles through the air, these bubble masters are sure to leave your guests bursting with joy.

Photo Credit:  Michael Ashe via freshphotoblog.com

The San Francisco Bubble Man
Mike Ashe, also known as “The San Francisco Bubble Man,” hosts bubble parties from San Rafael to Palo Alto (no East Bay performances at this time). His parties begin with a variety of gigantic and multi-shaped bubbles to wow the crowd, and end with children and their parents learning how to make giant bubbles themselves. You’ll be hard-pressed to find a child not chasing (and popping!) his jaw-dropping bubbles.

The SF Bubbleman’s Tips On Throwing A Poppin’ Bubble Party
“We’ll need a large grassy area with enough space for the bubbles to form and the kids to run. Parks work the best, but I also work in large backyards. A little known fact, the bubbles LOVE humidity and the San Francisco fog! The colors appear more iridescent when the sky is overcast, but even in hot, dry and clear conditions, the bubbles bring out the joy in people.”

Contact: Mike Ashe, mikeashesf@gmail.com
Cost: $275-$300 per hour depending on location, more for longer parties or corporate events. Online: sfbubbleman.com

Photo Credit:  Morgan Brasfield

Bubblemania and Company
At a Bubblemania bubble party, the “bubbleologist” will perform a 30–40 minute indoor, interactive show wowing the tiniest bubble lovers with rainbow bubbles, square bubbles, triangle bubbles, bouncing bubbles and giant bubbles. The rest of the hour is spent outdoors where children learn how to make their own bubbles using bubble wands. Bubblemania will travel throughout most of the Bay Area, from Santa Rosa to Modesto to San Jose. (Strictly outdoor parties are available, please see website for details.)

Bubblemania’s Tips On Throwing A Poppin’ Bubble Party
“Encourage your kids to participate and be engaged in the show as much as possible! What is unique about a bubble party is that unlike a clown or a magician who is geared for a specific age group, bubbles appeal to kids of all ages, including the adults. We often hear from the parents, “’I think I enjoyed the show even more than my kids!'”

Contact: Joseph Ferri, 415-738-2561
Cost: $200 for 1 hour (up to 20 children, which includes an indoor presentation followed by outdoor playtime).
Online: bubblemaniaandcompanysf.com

Photo Credit:  Michael Ashe via www.freshphotoblog.com

The Bubble Lady
Rebecca Nile, also known as “The Bubble Lady”, is a 17 year veteran of bubble making. Covering all of the Bay Area and a bit beyond, Rebecca is also a clown, incorporating fun and silliness into each of her shows. Rebecca’s shows are indoor only, but her partners, “The Bubble Meisters” host outdoor bubble play for children of all ages.

The Bubble Lady’s Tips On Throwing A Poppin’ Bubble Party
“For indoor shows, make sure there is plenty of space, good lighting, and no toys lying around!  For outdoor shows,  mornings and late afternoons are the most ideal times for bubbling. Hot and dry conditions are not suited to bubbling. Most importantly, relax and enjoy your guests. That’s why you hired an entertainer!”

Contact: bubbleshows@gmail.com
Cost: $275-$325 per hour for Rebecca’s indoor show, $250-$300 per hour for the Bubble Meister’s outdoor show.
Online: thebubblelady.com

Have you ever been to a bubble party? Tell us about it in the comments! 

—Morgan Brasfield

Remember the days when birthday parties were all about the clowns and magicians and other birthday party performers? Okay, maybe that was in the 80s, but whatever. It’s time to bring back the birthday party performer fun and we’re happy to lead the way with these very talented choices for kid’s birthday parties in Seattle. Most of these performers will happily customize their performance to whatever your child’s current obsession may be. And no scary, nightmare-inducing clowns here, we promise!

Bring in the Clowns!
Ever wonder how many clowns can fit in a minivan? Hmm. Let’s not try to find out. Clown Buggie Entertainment is a Seattle favorite for kid’s birthday parties and their clowns comes with all of the clown bells and whistles – the floppy shoes, the huge grins (not creepy ones!), the pockets stuffed full of balloons for making animals and child-like hearts that are sure to create birthday party fun for your own kiddo. Glitterbug and Beep Beep (those are the clowns, of course), make your child feel like they are the star of the performance and their party, not the other way around. Beware…things are about to get very silly at this birthday party! Find Clown Buggie Entertainment online for more information about their clown services and more.

Pretty Pretty Princesses
Put in some earplugs. Trust us. Because when your child’s favorite princess walks in the door for her birthday party, there’s going to be screaming…and lots of it. The princesses at TLC Parties! are extremely authentic, with various options available to make sure your child’s dream princess is at her party. But, having a princess at her birthday party isn’t just for eye-candy – the entertainers from TLC Parties literally do keep the kids entertained for up to 90-minutes, depending on the package you choose. They will dance, sing, lead games, paint faces, do magic and puppet shows and engage the kids in princess-themed fun, all while you sit back and enjoy the delight on your child’s face. Visit the TLC Parties! website for detailed information on how to book a princess. Other performers are also available, including pirates, fairies and hula dancers.

Superheros to the Birthday Party Rescue!
What’s that in the sky? It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s…the entertainer that will make your child’s birthday party a hit! We can’t guarantee that the “superhero” will actually arrive at the party via their cape, but your kiddo probably won’t care how they arrive once the party gets started. Live Wires is one of Seattle’s largest entertainment companies, where they will happily help you create the perfect superhero performance for your child’s party. The Batman- Spiderman combo is a popular option for the superhero obsessed… but don’t try to break these guys from character! They are dedicated to their craft, as any superhero would be. Find Live Wires online to browse through their extensive collection of performer options.

Where Pulling a Rabbit Out of a Top Hat Never Goes Out of Style
A dad to young children himself, magician Evan Reynolds, understands what it takes to keep kids engaged and make them laugh and he does it with ease!  Evan has spent his life learning to perform magic – his own father was a performing magician and his love for magic and exposing it to children is evident it his show. Each birthday party performance with Evan is customized to your child’s age and party crowd…and a special Star Wars-themed performance is additionally available for your Luke Skywalker obsessed kiddo. The birthday kid is involved throughout the show (if they’d like to be!) and they even get to levitate at the end! For more information and to contact Evan Reynolds, visit his website at www.evan.org.

— Katie Kavulla

Photos via the Evan Reynolds Magician Facebook page, the TLC Parties! Facebook page