Your kids love play dress up and probably know how to mutiny, especially when it comes to veggies, so you might as well accept it, at least for one day: Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19, and ye need to be sure yer in a Jolly Roger mood. Here be 51 common pirate sayings any good matey should know, fer today or any day. Scroll down fer the list.

Afeard: Afraid, as in “I am most afeared of crocodiles.”

Ahoy: Hello!

Arrrrrr: In certain dialects, pronounced “yarrr” and commonly used to start a sentence and emphasize a pirate was about to say something important.

Avast: A command to stop, as in “Avast, mateys! Let’s weigh anchor here.”

Aye: Yes, yes! As in, “Aye, aye, Captain!”

Bilge: Old, stinky, gross water that seeps into the ship’s hull. “Put him in the bilge and make him drink it!” was a form of punishment most foul.

Booty or bootie: spoils won from war, pillaging or plunder. Now used more commonly to denote prizes of any kind.

Buccaneer: A pirate, especially one who raided the Spanish colonies along the American coast in the late 1600s.

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Cap'n: Captain.

Chantey: A song, usually of a seafaring nature. Sometimes also spelled chantie or shanty (usually pronounced shan-tee).

Crow’s Nest: A platform high up on a ship’s mast used for spotting ships from a distance. This allowed a greater advantage for plundering.

Corsair: A pirate from the Barbary Coast of North Africa.

Cutlass: A short, curved sword favored by pirates for its ability to end an argument with one brandish.

Davey Jones’ Locker: The bottom of the sea where sailors and pirates have drowned, Davey Jones being a generic name for a sailor.

Doubloon: A gold coin, originally of Spanish origin but used as a general term for gold coins.

Dungbie: Rear end, probably referring to a ship but can be used creatively, as in, "Cover up your dungbie with these undies."

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Fer: For. As in, “Blackbeard, fer the win!”

Flotsam: Wreckage from a ship and its cargo found floating on the water.

Freebooter: A person who is searching for plunder aka a pirate. As in, "The lousy freebooter stole my apple again."

Grog: a mixture of rum and water with a bit of lemon. Also any alcoholic drink.

Hearties: Friends. As in, "Ahoy me harties!"

Hornswaggle: To cheat; (someone who cheats is a hornswaggler) as in, “She was sure to hornswaggle the lot of them while they passed out at the card table.” “Or, don’t play Sorry with him, he’s a real hornswaggler.”

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Jetsam: Cargo or goods cast overboard on purpose, to lighten the ship’s load.

Jolly Roger: The infamous skull and crossbones flag, which was flown to warn “here there be pirates.”

Keelhaul: to punish by dragging under the ship and up the other side. As in, "Drink all the grog again and we'll keelhaul ya."

Kraken: a legendary sea monster, some what like a large ocotopus or squid, that lives in the waters off the coast of Norway. Can be used to declare mayhem, especially when grade schoolers are set free to recess. As in, "Release the kraken!"

Land lubber: A person who does not have much experience at sea or who cannot sail. Usually meant as an insult.

Lass or lassie: A child.

Lily-livered: weak or cowardly. As in, "The lion once was lily-livered but now has found his cuh-raygh."

Matey: What pirates call each other/fellow shipmates. "Hey, Matey, can ye grab me some grog?"

Mutiny: To revolt. For pirates, specifically against a ship’s captain, but can be used to describe any act of rebellion (Warning: It’s possible that the teaching of this word could lead to a “mutiny” against Brussel sprouts.)

Peg leg: A wooden leg. Pirates of olden days lived harsh lives and prosthetic limbs were most often created from salvaged wood and iron hooks.

Pieces of Eight: Silver coins. Originally after the Spanish peso de ocho (worth 8 reales, a Spanish increment of money).

Plunder: To take whatever you want. “My little brother tries to plunder my toys all the time.”

Poop deck: The deck on top of the stern (rear) of the ship. Yep. They get to say poop.

Port: the left side of the ship

Privateer: a pirate for hire; someone hired by the government to pillage enemy ships and weaken their forces

Rapparee: an Irish pirate or freebooter

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Scallywag: A scamp or a rascal. Not necessarily an evil do-er, but someone out for their own personal gain. “That scallywag traded me empty coconuts for safe passage to shore.”

Scurvy: Originally, a disease with symptoms that includes swollen gums and spots on the skin, brought on by a lack of Vitamin C. Commonly used to describe someone who is nasty, mean or disliked,  as in “You scurvy lass, you’ll get none of this treasure.”

Scuttlebutt: A term used to describe gossip, but originally the drinking fountain on a ship. (Around the water cooler, pirate style).

Sea Dog: A pirate, especially an experienced older one.

Sea legs: The ability to keep from getting seasick when out at sea. As in, “Once the storm passed, Davey managed to get his sea legs for the remaining six weeks of the journey and did not get sick again.”

Shiver me timbers: A reference to the wood of a boat “shivering” or rocking with a sudden, unexpected gust of wind, it is an expression that indicates surprise. As in, “Well, shiver me timbers, it’s the Captain’s ghost after all!”

Skull and Crossbones: A human skull above two crossed bones, used on pirate flags and bottles of poison.

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Spanker: the sail on the mast closest to the stern of  a square-rigged ship

Starboard: the right side of the ship

Swab: a large mop

Swab the deck: To mop the deck of the ship. As in, “Swab the poop deck, ye land lubber.”

Swashbuckler: A daredevil.

Walk the plank: Walking the ship’s plank until you plunged into the sea. Used as a threat and against mutiny.

Ye/Yer: You/Your, use in place in all sentences. As in, “No dessert until ye finish all yer peas.”

—Amber Guetebier

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Walmart is kicking off fall (and spooky season!) early this year with the release of their 2020 Great Value Fall Bake Center starting in September. If you’ve found yourself baking more during quarantine this year, get ready to level up your skills with some fun, themed baking kits that the kids will want to help with, too.

There are six Great Value Halloween Kits to indulge every kind of sweet tooth. There are a few selections for brownie lovers and meringue aficionados alike:

Ghost Meringue Kit (which comes with an easy-to-use icing pen!)

 

Graveyard Brownie Kit complete with bone-shaped candy pieces.

 

Halloween Whoopie Pie Kit with fluffy purple filling. Mmmmm. Purple.

Skull Sugar Cookie Kit that has a skull cookie cutter included.

Spooky Vortex Sugar Cookie Kit to make eye catching colorful swirled cookies.

Monster Eyes Sugar Cookie Kit with candy eyes!

Each kit will retail for $4.97 and be available in Walmart stores beginning September to have you baking sweet treats right up to Halloween.

—Jen Watro

Photos Courtesy of Walmart

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Fall is right around the corner, that means we can start planning for Halloween fun. Crate & Barrel recently announced their fun and spooky offerings. There is even an exclusive collection with PATCH NYC which just launched. 

Created in partnership with design-duo Don Carney and John Ross of Boston-based PATCH NYC, this collection combines vintage Halloween ephemera, iconic motifs and textile patterns that bring an artistic edge to this year’s spookiest, festive decorations.

PATCH NYC Kooky Kitty Candle

PATCH NYC Kooky Kitty Bowl

This spooky kitty will look great displayed on the mantle, in the entryway or on your dining room table. It retails for $19.95.

 

Black Branch Wreath

Black Branch Wreath

These realistically detailed branches are dyed black and entwine in a creepy Halloween wreath. It retails for $59.95. 

 

PATCH NYC Batty Bat and Scary Skull Dish Towels, Set of 2

PATCH NYC Batty Bat and Scary Skull Dish Towels, Set of 2

These pumpkin colored dish towels provide the perfect backdrop for black and white portraits of a spooky skull and creepy bat.

Pumpkin Lanterns

Pumpkin Lanterns

Line your front porch with these friendly iron pumpkin lanterns which resemble smiling jack o’ lanterns. Fill with a wax or flameless pillar candle. These lanterns retail for $39.95 – $99.95 depending on size. 

Happy Haunting Banner

Happy Haunting Banner

Welcome trick-or-treaters to your home with this pair of Halloween banners. The Happy Haunting banner is a Crate and Barrel exclusive. It retails for $49.95.

—Jennifer Swartvagher

All photos courtesy of Crate & Barrel

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Enjoy a thrilling entertainment experience with your family. Beginning this weekend Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live Crushing It! is back. The 30-minute, six-episode series will air across the country with the first episode kicking off this Sat. Jul.18.

Hot Wheels Monster Trucks

Hosts Tommy Kane and Kristen Beat return to immerse viewers in the exhilarating world of monster trucks through new stories and unprecedented access to the creators and stars of the international Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live tour.

  •       Ep. 1: Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live Crushing It! is back and bigger than before! Don’t miss a behind the scenes look of what it takes to be a monster truck driver with driver, Christian Stormin’ Norman. The trucks roll into Mattel headquarters for a day of monster truck fun. Experience the making of the Crushing It! soundtrack.

 

  •       Ep. 2: Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live Crushing It! returns to Mattel headquarters and sits down with a legendary Hot Wheels designer to talk about the creation of the iconic Bone Shaker skull. Kick back with the Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live team while they visit driver, Derick Anson, for his annual Halloween party and hang out with 5-year-old Aiden who is “crushing” a chronic health condition. 

 

  •       Ep. 3: Go back in time to learn all about the person who invented monster trucks, Bob Chandler! Get an exclusive look at the original monster truck, BIGFOOT®, and the team behind all the action. 

 

  •       Ep. 4: Experience the very first Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live show in Edinburg, Texas. As you watch the thrilling jumps and stunts of these epic monster trucks, learn the science behind what makes these monster trucks fly high and go fast. Get behind the wheel of a monster truck with host, Tommy Kane, and learn how to drive a legendary monster truck.

 

  •       Ep. 5: Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live goes across the pond for the first ever international tour in Europe. Get a backstage pass with Rebecca Schnell, driver of Hot Wheels® Racing #1, as she prepares for her first monster truck tour with her husband, Darron, driver of BIGFOOT®. Visit Manchester, England with event host, Freddie Sheppard, and see what it takes to pull off a European tour! 

 

  •       Ep. 6: Hit the road with Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live to visit Cody Elkins at his home and witness some dazzling stunts from the superstar of Freestyle Motocross! Demo Derby visits Victory Junction, a camp for children with serious or chronic medical conditions. Learn about the design process in making a toy monster truck with designers at Mattel headquarters.

—Jennifer Swartvagher

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Goonies never say die! Assemble a gang of friends to help find One-Eyed Willy’s hidden treasure. USAOPOLY has partnered with Warner Bros. Consumer Products, to release a mashup of Monopoly and the 1985 cult classic movie, The Goonies

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Fans of the movie will be able to buy, sell and trade iconic properties throughout Goon Docks and the small town of Astoria, Oregon. Players will vie for control of One-Eyed Willie’s Cabin, the Pirate Ship Cavern, Sloth’s Room, the Pit of Spikes and 18 other memorable locations as they try to own it all and bankrupt their opponents.

Players will be able to choose one of six collectible movers such as a Gold Doubloon, the Statue of David or Skull & Cross Bones to navigate the game board. MONOPOLY: The Goonies is now available throughout North America in specialty stores and online. The game will retail for $39.99. 

—Jennifer Swartvagher

Featured photo: USAOPOLY

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If you’re looking to add some color to your mantel or altar to celebrate Día de los Muertos this year, then Target has you covered with some festive new Sugar Skull-themed decor.

Offered in variety of options these bright, colorful figurines and decorations are a perfect addition to dress up your house for the holiday and with very budget-friendly prices, you won’t even mind when your little ones desperately want to check them out.

Sugar Skull Animals

These festive animals are available in a three-pack or individually.

$5 each or $15 for the set

Fabric Bird Set

These colorful birds with sugar skull faces make a perfect trio for Día de los Muertos.

$15

Floral Dress Skeleton

This soft fabric figure features a colorful dress, sugar skull face paint and floral head piece.

$6

Skull and Flowers Wreath

Brighten up your doorway with this bright, floral wreath accented with Calaveras.

$20

Skull/Flowers Shadow Box

Build up your Día de los Muertos altar with this colorful shadow box, perfect for displaying your figures and photos.

$10

—Shahrzad Warkentin

All photos: Target

 

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With Halloween on the horizon, it’s time to start thinking about this year’s decor scheme. The craft giant, JOANN, has you covered!

With plenty of decorative picks for every home, JOANN is the place to start shopping, and that’s why we’ve got some seriously spook-tacular ideas for you!

The Boneyard Mini Mermaid Skeleton Bones

Mermaids never go out of fashion, especially not at Halloween ($5.99) 

Halloween Mystical Unicorn Skull Head with Horn-Oil Slick

What's cooler than a mermaid skeleton? A unicorn skull with an oil-slick black coating, obvi. ($23.99)

Maker's Halloween 60''x22'' Mantle Scarf-Spiders

If you have a mantel, you absolutely need one of these spiderweb mantel scarves. Ask Martha Stewart! ($5.99)

Maker's Halloween Witch Legs Garland

Forget about the plain old garlands of yesterday. This playful pick ($19.99) is imaginative in an outrageously awesome way.

Maker's Halloween Short Novelty Pumpkin with Skeleton Hands

If you want a little something extra with your pumpkin display this year, or you don't want to go full skeleton, try this perfectly wicked compromise. ($14.99)

Maker's Halloween Mini Wall Decor

Are you a frequent flyer? That is, on a broomstick. This holiday decor ($9.99) is the perfect way to get a giggle on Halloween night. 

Maker's Halloween Natural Tuffed Coir Mat

With cute candy corn colors, this "Trick or Treat Yo' Self" mat ($19.99) is pure Halloween holiday happiness. 

Maker's Halloween Skull Wall Decor Halloween Skelefun

Celebrate Halloween with plenty of skele-fun! This holiday sign ($15) can greet Halloween party guests and trick-or-treaters.

Maker's Halloween Wall Decor Hocus-Pocus Co.

Witches are wanted—at least according to this sweet sign ($14.99). 

 

—Erica Loop

Photo: Joann Stores

 

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Dining out with kids can be a delicate balance of choosing between a decent meal and a place where the whole family feels comfortable. Luckily, there are plenty of places across the country where you can have both and OpenTable’s list of the 50 Most Kid-Friendly Restaurants in America is a good place to start.

The 2019 list of the best places for families to eat includes restaurants in 16 states and is compiled based on user reviews collected from Jul. 1, 2018 to Jun. 30, 2019.

Washington, D.C., Florida and New York are tied for first for most mentions on the list at seven each, followed by Hawaii with six and California and South Carolina with four each.

“When you’re dining out with kids, you want to find a restaurant that has something for everyone––a menu that appeals to younger diners, great cocktail options for the adults and, of course, the ambiance to match,” said Caroline Potter, Chief Dining Officer at OpenTable. “Whether you’re a family of foodies celebrating something special or you’re avoiding doing dishes on a weeknight, these restaurants have a fun family-friendly vibe and fare that’ll hit the spot.”

Here are the 50 Most Kid-Friendly Restaurants in America for 2019 according to OpenTable diners, in alphabetical order:

Aquarium Restaurant – Multiple Locations         

Becco – New York, New York 

Benihana – Multiple Locations

Bill’s Bar and Burger – New York, New York 

The Boathouse – Lake Buena Vista, Florida

Buddy V’s at The Venetian – Las Vegas, Nevada 

Cap City Fine Diner & Bar – Grandview – Columbus, Ohio

Carmine’s – Multiple Locations

Cattle Company Steakhouse – Pearl City – Pearl City, Hawaii     

Columbia Restaurant – Multiple Locations

The Dead Fish – Crockett, California 

Farmers & Distillers, Washington, D.C. 

Farmers Fishers Bakers, Washington, D.C. 

Fire + Ice Boston – Boston, Massachusetts

Fleet Landing Restaurant & Bar – Charleston, South Carolina

Founding Farmers – Multiple Locations

Frankenmuth Bavarian Inn Restaurant – Frankenmuth, Michigan

Hard Rock Cafe – Multiple Locations

Hell’s Kitchen – Caesars Palace Las Vegas – Las Vegas, Nevada

Henry’s Louisiana Grill – Acworth, Georgia

House of Blues Restaurant & Bar – Orlando – Lake Buena Vista, Florida

Keoki’s Paradise – Koloa, Hawaii

Kobe Japanese Steakhouse – Multiple Locations

L. Woods Tap and Pine Lodge – Lincolnwood, Illinois   

Little Goat – Chicago, Illinois

Loveless Cafe – Nashville, Tennessee    

Maggiano’s – Multiple Locations

Mama’s Fish House – Paia, Hawaii

Max Brenner – Multiple Locations

The Mill House – Waikapu, Hawaii

Monkeypod Kitchen – Multiple Locations

Mrs. Knott’s Chicken Dinner – Buena Park, California

NINJA NEW YORK – New York, New York 

Old Lady Gang – Atlanta, Georgia

Old Oyster Factory – Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

The Pirates’ House – Savannah, Georgia 

Raglan Road Irish Pub – Lake Buena Vista, Florida

Rainforest Cafe – Multiple Locations

Sea Captain’s House – Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Skull Creek Dockside Restaurant – Hilton Head, South Carolina 

The Smith- Lincoln Square – New York, New York 

Sugar Factory – Multiple Locations

Tavern on the Green – New York, New York

Tony’s Di Napoli – Midtown – New York, New York 

True Food Kitchen – Palo Alto – Palo Alto, California

Ulele – Tampa, Florida

Uncle Julio’s – Multiple Locations

Virgil’s Real BBQ – New York City – New York, New York

Wolfgang’s Steak House – Waikiki Beach – Honolulu, Hawaii

Zehnder’s of Frankenmuth – Frankenmuth, Michigan     

You can check out the full list and details on each restaurant here.

—Shahrzad Warkentin

All photos: Courtesy of Open Table

 

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Nothing says Halloween quite like flickering candlelight and now, thanks to the return of Yankee Candle’s Halloween collection, you can make your candles even more spooktacular.

Featuring 40 new Halloween-themed accessories, the five collections include Boney Bunch, Halloween Friends, Bedazzled Skull, Spiderweb and Gold Ombré and have something for everyone. Here are a few of our favorite picks from the 2019 Yankee Candle Halloween collection.

Halloween Friends Collection Multi

These adorable Halloween pals are lined up and ready for some spooky fun.

$30

Halloween Friends Petey Pumpkin Jack O'Lantern

This mini jack o'lantern candle holder will light up your house all season long.

$22

Boney Bunch Circus Jar Candle Holder

This adorably creepy big top tent doubles as a holder for your favorite jar candle scent.

$35

Boney Bunch Ringmaster

This skeletal ringmaster will help your house smell cozy by doubling as an electric wax melt warmer.

$30

Bedazzled Skull Jar Candle Holder

Jazz up your jar candle with this sparkling skull.

$12

Bedazzled Skull Collection Hands

These bony fingers are happy to hold up your favorite scented candles.

$18

Spiderweb Jar Candle Holder

Accent your favorite candle jar with some spooky webbing.

$25

Gold Ombré Votive

This festive tea light holder is the perfect accent to take you from September all the way through Thanksgiving. 

$8

—Shahrzad Warkentin

All photos: Courtesy of Yankee Candle

 

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Nothing gets you ready for the Halloween season more than a warm Pumpkin Spice Latte, but why stop at what’s inside the mug to celebrate? Target’s Halloween-themed mugs are the perfect way to show off your holiday spirit.

Here are the spookiest mugs available at Target right now.

Mickey Mouse Halloween Mug

Mickey's all dressed up with a top hat and vampire fangs ready to sink his teeth into pumpkin lattes.

$10

Star Wars Darth Vader Skeleton Mug

You just might be persuaded to join the dark side with this powerful mug.

$10

Jack Skellington Mug

It's impossible not to hum "This Is Halloween" while drinking from this beauty.

$9.99

Sally Mug

Jack wouldn't be the Pumpkin King without Sally by his side. 

$10

Snoopy Mummy

The Great Pumpkin just might emerge when this adorable mug is around.

$10

Spiderweb Halloween Insulated To-Go Cup

Take your spooky drinks on the go with this Halloween To-Go mug from Hyde & EEK! Boutique available in Spiderweb and Skull prints.

$5

—Shahrzad Warkentin

All photos: Target

 

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