Ah, the ever-elusive concept of time. It’s like a ninja—stealthily slipping away when you’re not looking but stubbornly dragging on when you’re trying to entertain a restless toddler or engage an uninterested tween. Luckily, we’ve compiled a list of fun play ideas for kids of all ages that won’t take longer than a snack break. From magic tricks to a game of animal charades, these activities are guaranteed to make 20 minutes feel like a flash.  And who knows, the memories made during these mini-adventures might just become cherished family stories down the road.

Play Ideas for Kids Age 2-4

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Notoriously known for having zero attention span, toddlers can lose interest quickly, so filling 20 minutes with engaging activities isn’t always easy. These quick-fix ideas help turn any idle time into a burst of fun.

1. Play I-Spy. This classic game stands the test of time and helps toddlers better understand their surroundings. It’s also easily adaptable, requires no materials, and takes almost no time to complete. Put a twist on the same old game and set up your “I Spy” with a theme. Pick a letter (all things that begin with “B”), a color (only purple objects), or any other focus that your kiddo can dream up.

2. Stack Stuff. Watch your little one learn hand-eye coordination, spatial awareness, and problem-solving skills by just stacking stuff. Whether it’s cups or blocks, they’ll have a blast figuring out balance and stability.
3. Have a Dance Party. Throw on some music and dance it out. Choose from our roundup of the best Spotify playlists, and spike your heart rate to a family-friendly tune. It’s also a great way to shake things up when your little one is feeling grumpy.

4. Play Follow the Leader. Get creative with this old-school favorite. Choose a theme (such as acting like animals or moving like snowflakes), create super-silly walks, or explore outside with a follow-the-leader nature walk.

Ideas for Ages 4-6

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Preschoolers are curious, and their imagination is always running at warp speed. It’s a great time to introduce play ideas that activate their love of make-believe. Unchanged: Preschoolers are curious, and their imagination is always running at warp speed. It’s a great time to introduce play ideas that activate their love of make-believe.

4. Act out a book. While reading a book together is always a good idea, acting one out could be even more fun. If your toddler has a favorite book they’re obsessed with, dig into the dress-up box and have them try to act out a live-action version.

5. Have your little one stay in character when you play a quick game of animal charades. No prep is necessary for this easy guessing game. Just pick your favorite animal and go for it. With each successful guess, trade places and start again. Ee-i-ee-i-o!

6. Create a card for a loved one. Surprise a friend or relative with a homemade card from you and your toddler. They’ll have fun stamping, coloring, and creating a fun design, and the recipient will be thrilled with the surprise mail.

Play Ideas for Kids Ages 6-8

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It’s no surprise that recess is this group’s favorite time of day. Grade school kids need to run and unleash energy, so killing 20 minutes is easy when you have open space to move. Here are some fun activities to keep moving and even a few for when they need to sit still.

7. Play freeze tag. The person who is “it” tries to tag the others. Once you’ve been tagged, you have to stand (frozen in the position you were in when you were tagged) until another “untagged” person can tag you to free you.

8. Create a Scavenger Hunt. Whether you pull a pre-organized list off the internet or create your own, enjoy watching your grade-schooler expend some serious energy while hunting for one item after another.

9. Play a minute to win it game. This age set loves a timer and since every phone has one you can break out a minute to win it game just about anywhere. From ball drop to sponge run, we’ve got a full list of games that take 60 seconds or less and are sure to make time fly.

10. Have fun with jokes. Laughter really is the best medicine. Telling jokes is an instant mood booster, so whether you’re stuck in traffic or waiting in the orthodontist’s office, tap into some of our favorite belly-laughing jokes. We even have a best-of-summer roundup!

Play Ideas for Kids Ages 10-12

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Avoid the dreaded “I’m bored” phrase by suggesting one of these activities to your soon-to-be middle schoolers.

12. Conversation starters. Jumping into a good discussion with tweens isn’t always seamless, but these conversation starters can help. Try using this one right before dinnerIf you could make any vegetable against the law, which would it be? Just be ready for their answer!

13. Play “Exquisite Corpse,” where you create a story together. Decide on a theme and have the first person write a phrase or sentence. The next person continues the story by writing the next sentence or phrase, using the last word or phrase from the previous person’s contribution. Continue taking turns until you have a complete story.

14. Learn a magic trick. Start with the simple paper-clip trick and keep moving through this entire list of tricks. 

15. Play Name that Tune—and let them pick the music! It’s a great way to get your kiddo to talk more about what they’re into and for you to add some variety to your playlist.

The Best Ideas for Teens

Trying to get your teen to put down their phone and engage in conversation is like trying to teach a cat to swim – it’s not impossible, but it sure feels like it sometimes! The good news is, once you do, they’re happy you did it and more likely to form healthy habits around screen usage.

15. Play a game of “20 Questions”. Get more insight into your teen’s mind and thought process with this classic game you can play anywhere, anytime. It also fosters strategic thinking and is a game of deduction and logic that will be very satisfying for your ever-growing tween.

16. Play Wordle or do a mini crossword. Want to engage and still use the phone? We suggest pairing up to solve everyone’s favorite word puzzles.

17. Boost their confidence. Sometimes just letting them know you’re proud of them can lead to the best discussions. Here are 30 positive things to say to your favorite almost-teen when they don’t feel like talking.

18. Trivia for Tweens and Teens. From who is the half-blooded prince to who is the oldest gamer on YouTube, we’ve rounded up some of the most intriguing trivia questions for teens (and tweens) that are guaranteed to keep them entertained.

Some things, like your ability to weather both heat and traffic with grace, are easy giveaways that you’re from Atlanta. But there are some baby names that are even more Atlantan than that and will let everyone know how much you love our fair city. Keep reading for a peck of perfectly peachy Georgia-inspired baby names for boys and girls that you’ll love.

Asa
Asa Griggs Candler founded the Coca-Cola Company in Atlanta in 1892, and was our city’s 41st mayor from 1916 to 1919. Since he had 5 children, though, and countless grand, great-grand, and great-great grandchildren (most of whom have Asa in their name somewhere), you’re bound to run into one of his descendants at the playground sometime. Just be prepared to be grilled on your lineage.

Ansley
Atlanta’s first suburban neighborhood can be found in Midtown, between Peachtree St. and Piedmont Park. Designed in 1905 for automobile travel, it features wide, winding roads that are still as fun today to travel as they were over a century ago.

André
André Lauren Benjamin, better known as André 3000, is an Altanta rapper, singer-songwriter, musician, record producer and actor. You might know him for being part of hip-hop duo OutKast, alongside fellow rapper Big Boi.

August or Augusta
In addition to being the city where every spring The Master’s Tournament takes place, this Georgia town shares a name with Helen Augusta Howard, who established the Georgia Woman Suffrage Association (GWSA) in the 1890s.

Bless
Another sweet middle name, not a one of us can say anything mean about anyone else without saying “bless his heart” to soften the blow.

Candler
See Asa, above. For additional inspiration, Candler Park is one of our favorite spots for a picnic, and is the site of one of our city’s best festivals.

Carter
Jimmy Carter may not be from Atlanta, but we claim him like he is.

Dex
This one’s for you, Decatur. For your funky independence and our favorite book festival of the year, we feel like you need to be honored in the next generation of Atlanta baby’s names.

Eve
Because EAV (East Atlanta Village) would cause some serious distress on standardized test forms later in life, we’ve taken the liberty of transforming one of our city’s most transformative neighborhoods into an easier-to-spell-and-pronounce baby name.

Georgia
Because, you know, we live in Georgia? Also, it’s one of our favorite girl names of all time.

Grady
Henry W. Grady was a Reconstruction-era journalist who coined the phrase “the New South,” and who helped reintegrate Georgia into the Union after the Civil War. Atlanta’s downtown hospital, Grady Memorial Hospital, is named after him, as is Grady High School in Midtown.

Gladys
The “Empress of Soul,” Gladys Knight—a four-time Grammy Award-winner best known for hits Midnight Train to Georgia and I Heard It Through the Grapevine— was born and raised in Atlanta.

Hot
Because it is. Right now. Atlanta is so. stinking. hot. And will be, until October.

Hartsfield
If the world’s busiest airport is worthy of being named after former Atlanta mayors William B. Hartsfield and Maynard Jackson, your special delivery is, too. Really, what’s cuter than a nickname of “Hart?”

Inman
One of Atlanta’s oldest and most scenic neighborhoods, first developed in the late 1800s, Inman Park is home to many historic homes and parks. It was Atlanta’s first planned suburb, connected to the city by the first of Atlanta’s electric streetcar lines along Edgewood Avenue. Today, it’s home to one of Atlanta’s longest-running and best annual festivals.

Ivy
Atlanta has its share of Blah Blah Blah, IV, so to make it easier on everyone, just name your namesake Ivy. We’ll know it means “IV.”

Jimmy
Thirty-ninth U.S. president, Jimmy Carter was born in Plains. And even though he lost the 1980 election to Ronald Reagan, we Georgians still see him as a two-termer.

King
Dr. King was born, lived, worked, worshipped, and is buried in Altanta. A Baptist minister, Dr. King advocated civil rights through nonviolence and civil disobedience, and was the most visible spokesperson and leader in the civil rights movement from 1955 until his assassination in Memphis in 1968.

Keisha
Our current Mayor, Keisha Lance Bottoms, is someone whose name you’re going to be hearing a lot of, on both our local and national political stages. Yeay for strong women!

Killer
If you want a name with an edge, naming your little one after local Atlanta musician and businessman Killer Mike (Michael Santiago Render). But don’t let the name fool you. He’s not scary.

Lanier
One of Georgia’s own literary giants, Sidney Lanier also has a pretty big pond (Georgia’s largest recreational lake) named after him—Lake Lanier.

Maynard or May
Atlanta’s first African-American mayor, Maynard Jackson, was elected in 1973, during a time that many cities were still struggling to embrace the forward momentum of the Civil Rights Movement. Also, everyone in Atlanta knows that Marietta is properly pronounced “MAYetta.”

Peachy
Peachtree just doesn’t work when it comes to a first, or even middle, name. But shorten it, and you’ll find yourself with a Peach of a name—perfect for a precious baby from the Peach State.

Simon
In the 1850s, Spanish explorers used Catholic missions along the Georgia coast to assimilate Native Americans into the colonial system spreading north from Florida. The village of San Simón on current-day Saint Simons Island was a refugee village for non-converts, and is the island’s namesake.

Savannah
Founded in the early 1700s by English colonists led by James Oglethorpe, Savannah is the oldest city in Georgia and was once named Yamacraw Bluff. We think Savannah is a prettier baby name than Yamacraw, but you choose.

Ty
Georgia’s baseball player Ty Cobb was born in Narrows. Nicknamed “The Georgia Peach,” he was the first player elected to baseball’s Hall of Fame in 1936.

Wylie
Just outside the Krog Street Tunnel, where you’ll find a constantly evolving slice of Atlanta street art, is the BeltLine and Wylie Street. It’s a cool part of town, and an even cooler boy baby name or girl baby name.

Walker
This is for all our Georgia fans, because in the world of sports, there no name more revered in this state than Herschel Walker. And it’s a great name, too.

Yonah
Just a few hours from Atlanta’s city lights is Yonah Mountain, located in the Chattahoochee-Oconee National Forest between the towns of Cleveland and Helen. Yonah is the Cherokee word for Bear, which we also love, but is a little to Alabama-y for our taste.

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So many of us are scrambling to parent small people and bring home a paycheck. Doing so without losing it is nearly impossible. It’s a constant struggle to meet competing demands in a world that asks women to do it all, be it all, and look flawless at the same time. Yet somehow, we make it work—from harried mornings and lunchtime errands to that sacred, late-night Grocery Shopping Alone Time. What we don’t have time for is nonsense. And when you don’t have time for nonsense, the world’s mists clear. Priorities take hold: family, well-being, work. The rest falls by the wayside, including these unnecessary tasks.

1. Making elaborate meals

Working moms simply don’t have time to cook for hours every day. And even if they did whip up an incredible feast, their kids would take one look at that painstakingly prepared leg of lamb and drop to the floor whining for frozen dino nuggies. In the end, they’ll eat what they want to eat. My kids are going to eat ramen for dinner again tonight because they genuinely like it; we throw in chopped veggies for nutritional value, and it takes approximately five minutes to cook. Call me lazy. I prefer “clever.”

2. Attending work happy hours or after-work drinks (unless they want to)

I’m sure you’d have fun at your office mixer. Really. I bet Bob from IT has fascinating stories about his collection of samurai movies and/or birdwatching jaunts. Personally, I’d rather not spend an extra two hours in forced proximity with the people I’m already communicating with eight hours a day, five days a week, when I have three children and a spouse at home. We have almost nothing in common other than a job. Let’s not pretend.

3. Guilting ourselves about not volunteering at school

It would be nice to sell cookies at the during-school-hours class bake sale or tickets for the school dance or . . . you get the idea. Unfortunately, mom’s gotta make money. I will not feel guilty for refusing to use my precious, precious vacation days to hawk goods or perform other tasks easily accomplished by a handful of gifted kids. Can’t you bribe a fifth grader for that?

4. Throwing over-the-top birthday parties

Some kids’ gift bags come with live goldfish. My kids’ party guests are lucky if their brown paper bags have the crunchy snack variety. I have time for birthday parties 1980s style: cakes and chaotic screaming. But there’s a huge secret to birthday parties that Martha Stewart won’t ever tell you—the cake and the screaming? That’s the really fun part, anyway.

5. Attending useless meetings

There’s only one thing worse than an office mixer: a meeting that should have been an email. Between kids and work, my time is more than money. My time is time. I could be making my kids’ dentist appointments, but I’m being lectured about the proper use of a new program for the… third time? Hand me the highlight reel. Better yet, let me attend virtually (so I can mute you and make those dentist appointments).

6. Keeping in touch with people who do not spark joy

Being a working mom means I have to Marie Kondo my life. Do you embrace toxicity? You’re gone. Do you drag me down or build me up? If it’s the former, you’re out. This is both a self-preservation mechanism and a time-saver. I don’t have the mental energy or spare minutes to waste on people who don’t bring something to the table. If you’re not adding value to my life in some way, it’s a hard pass. That means you, Jen from high school, who always works the conversation around your multi-level marketing scheme, and you, cousin Phil, who always ends up talking about “What The Real Crime Is.”

7. Getting involved in work/office drama

The office is not Game of Thrones, and I don’t have time to play Cersei Lannister. Your drama is not my drama. Moms go to work because we have to work, and maybe because we like to work, but we don’t have time for your petty machinations. Office drama sucks up energy, and I save mine for things that matter, like a child barfing all over my bathroom floor at 2 a.m.—you never know when that’ll happen, and you have to be ready. (It’s sort of like being a ninja. But in a low-grade way, with a mop, a lot of willpower, and a strong stomach.)

8. Making Pinterest crafts

They’re twee and cute. They require $200 worth of supplies from three different stores and two hours of DIY fun followed by an hour of cussing and a child meltdown. All that, and they end up looking lopsided anyway. Maybe you can get them picture-perfect. If so, you can pin them and I’ll admire them from afar. Deal?

9. Making ourselves available at all hours

I come home; the email gets ignored. Sorry, but I’m only available during business hours (hence the name). Email is not a magic summoning button, and last I checked, I wasn’t a genie caught in a lamp. These are the boundaries we all keep talking about with our kids, and unless working moms set them for themselves, we’re trapped. So we learn, or we’re miserable. If you’re in an industry where that’s impossible, I’m so sorry—I can only offer only hugs and condolences.

10. Apologizing when we have to stop working

I will not apologize for not working when I can hardly speak or rise from bed. I’ve seen women work while in labor, work five hours after giving birth, work through Covid, work a few days after a mastectomy . . . the list goes on. I will not be one of them. Work can go on without me.

And if my kids are the ones laid up with hand, foot, and mouth disease or pink eye or whatever it happens to be? Same deal. They will only be small once, and they will not look back on that smallness and think my mother wasn’t there. I don’t have to answer to my boss on my deathbed, and he won’t pick my nursing home (if I can ever afford one).

11. Trying to do it all on our own

Cold, hard fact: You need help. You need a village. You need a partner, friends, teachers, family—anyone. You need a team. And if you truly don’t have one, you need to find one, if only for the sake of your children. These are people who can pick up your slack, make you feel better after a bad day, keep your kids when you need a break, and make you laugh when you need some comedy. And you can do it right back for them when they’re in need. Moms can’t do it all. No one should expect us to. It was mean of them to think we could in the first place.

Ask yourself: Does it make your life better? Does it make your kids’ lives better? No? Then you don’t have time for it. Simple as that.

Being a San Francisco parent means you have a big heart and killer calves: you’ve hiked to the top of Nob Hill with a toddler in tow and we’re betting you’ve been on MUNI one too many times while pregnant. If you’re looking for boy baby names or girl baby names, from the Bay Bridge to Ocean Beach, we’ve revisited our favorite city’s streets and neighborhoods for some adorable baby name inspiration. Read on for the list!

Alma

Alma de Bretteville Spreckels was an old-school SF socialite and philanthropist who—along with her husband Adolph—gifted the city many an iconic institute including the Legion of Honor. Most famously, though, she’s the model for the statue in the middle of Union Square (Dewey Monument).

Andreas

There’s no reward without a little risk, and SF residents know that the San Andreas fault runs right through our city. It keeps us on our toes, like your little guy might! 

Angelou (or Maya)

The famous poet, activist and author who was awarded over 50 honorary degrees in her lifetime, was also the first African-American streetcar operator in San Francisco.

Ashbury

You have to be okay with a certain “aesthetic” to name your kid after this iconic street but you’ll likely get a free-thinker on your hands. Plus we think Ash is just the cutest nickname.

Bart

What could be more SF than naming your kid after the Bay Area Rapid Transit train?

Bay

The city by the bay couldn’t get more recognizable in this local name that also makes a perfect middle name, too.  

Broderick

You know it as the street, but did you also know it’s the last name of an abolitionist senator who died as a result of a wound inflicted during the last known duel within the boundaries of SF? Well, you do now. 

Cesar (or Chavez)

Both names pay homage to Cesar Estrada Chavez, a fierce fighter for civil and labor rights who co-founded (along with Dolores Huerta) National Farm Workers in 1962. You also know it as the name of what was once known as Army Street.  

Charlotte

For Charlotte L. Brown, who was one of the first people in the US to legally challenge racial segregation. In the 1860s Charlotte was removed (by force) from a horse-drawn street car for being a person of color. She filed a lawsuit. It took several years, but in 1865 she won.

Clayton

One of San Francisco’s lovelier streets, it’s also one of the shorter streets, starting at Fulton and winding its way up Ashbury Heights toward Twin Peaks where it affords some pretty stunning views.  

Clement

Home to a diverse array of foods and one of the best neighborhood farmer’s market in the City, we love the idea of naming a kiddo this and calling him Clem for short. Name for Roswell Clement who is often credited for the idea of creating Golden Gate Park.

Cliff

For something with a little versatility, this “regular” name comes from the iconic Cliff House (did you know they have the best breakfast biscuits in the West?). The Cliff House burned down in 1907 but was rebuilt, and rebuilt again to become the more modern structure that stands today.

Cole

Cole Valley has a rep for being one of the most kid-friendly hoods in the city, so why not name your kiddo for it, too?

Dolores

It’s not just a beautiful street name or your favorite park. It’s the namesake of the first mission in SF (which is also home to one of the only cemeteries within the city proper). Even more fun, it’s also the name of Dolores Huerta, who fought for migrant worker rights and co-founded National Farm Workers in 1962.

Duboce

This street and park are part of every N-Judah rider’s commute. Named after a colonel in command during the Spanish-American War (Victor Duboce). As long as you pronounce it right, you’ve got a sweet-sounding name that has a Parisian tinge to it.

Francisco or Francis

This is probably the most overlooked but most obvious name for any kid hailing from our city’s boundaries.

Gavin

Most people recognize him as Governor of California, but once upon a time, Gavin Newsom was our fair city’s mayor.

Geary

Why choose Gary when you can go with the totally San Francisco variation, Geary? One of the longest, cross-town streets in the city, Geary Blvd. takes you from Market Street all the way out to the ocean (and so does the 38!).

Harvey

Harvey Bernard Milk was the city’s first openly gay official, elected to the Board of Supervisors in 1951. Today we remember Harvey Milk for his courage and tenacity in standing out by standing up—a true San Francisco attitude. 

Hayes

It’s a valley, it’s a street and at one time was the last name of a prominent SF family. We think it would be an adorable first name, too.

Jack (London, Kerouac, Hirschman)

This classic name has plenty of SF-appeal: Jack London spent quite a bit of time in San Francisco throughout his years living at Beauty Ranch in Glen Ellen; Jack Kerouac became an adopted literary son of the city through the Beat Generation and Jack Hirschman was named SF Poet Laureate in 2006.

Juana

Want to name her something fierce? How about naming her after Juana Briones y Tapia de Miranda, the first female property owner in the state of California. She was born in Santa Cruz, of Spanish and African descent, and raised in the Presidio where she became known for being a healer and midwife.

Kamala

Before she was Vice President of the United States, Kamala Harris was San Francisco’s District Attorney from 2004 to 2011. She was born in Oakland and received her law education both at Howard University in D.C. and right in SF at the Hastings College of Law. 

Karl/Carl

If you’ve lived in SF anytime in the last decade, you likely follow Karl the Fog on Twitter. If not, newsflash: after all these years, our beloved fog has its own name. The “C” variant is also an SF street name.

Lawrence 

The founder of City Lights, the iconic North Beach bookstore and world-renowned publishing company, Lawrence Ferlinghetti turned 100 in 2019. To celebrate, the city of SF declared his birthday, March 24, officially “Lawrence Ferlinghetti Day.” Name your kid after this guy and we can promise spontaneous poetry will become a household thing. 

Leola

Leola King, aka the Queen of Fillmore, opened her first nightclub in the 1950s, back when Black-owned and women-owned businesses were scarce. She became a highly successful businesswoman and owned several properties and nightclubs, including the Birdcage. Her clubs hosted greats like Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald, helping establish the Fillmore District as the Harlem of the West.

Lillie

This perfectly sweet name has a pretty fierce backstory: Lillie Hitchcock Coit was a champion of SF firefighters and the benefactress who gave us the iconic Coit tower. Known also as Firebelle Lil, she was considered an eccentric woman who smoked cigars, wore pants (back when ladies weren’t supposed to) and gambled in male-only houses around North Beach.

Lombard

You love this crazy, curvy street every time your tourist relatives insist on snapping photos in front of it. It also makes a snazzy first or second name for a boy or a girl.

Lotta

The nickname of Charlotte Crabtree, Lotta was raised in the foothills of Grass Valley, CA during the gold rush where she honed her theatrical skills. Though she did perform frequently in San Francisco, her real legacy is Lotta’s Fountain—at Market and Kearny, the site of annual gatherings every April 18 to commemorate the Great Earthquake of 1906. Lotta frequently donated the money she earned as a stage performer for charities or to beautify the city she loved so well. 

Lowell

Lowell High School is the oldest public high school west of the Mississippi. It was founded in 1856 as the Union Grammar School but became Lowell in 1894. Though it was separated by genders for a time in its early history, Lowell High School was open to both boys and girls 1866.

Marina or Marin 

If you like the neighborhood you’ll love the name, but don’t forget it also means “of the sea” so it’s fitting for an SF kiddo no matter their zipcode. Alternatively, you could go with Marin, for our neighbors to the north.

Noe

Named for José de Jesús Noé, he served twice as alcade (essentially, a mayor) of Yerba Buena. One of his last acts while serving—along with Lt. Bartlett of the US Navy—was to officially rename Yerba Buena as San Francisco. At one time he owned land that covered much of what we now know as Noe Valley, Eureka Valley, Fairmont Heights, Glen Park and Sunnyside.

Posey

While he’s not a native SF-er, Giants catcher #28, Buster Posey, is as iconic an SF name as they come.

Vicki 

Vicki Manalo Draves was born in San Francisco, Vicki was the first woman ever to win two gold medals during one single Olympics. In 1948, not only did she receive two gold medals in diving, she also became the first Asian American ever to win a gold medal.

William or Willie (Brown, Leidesdorff, Mays)

Willie Brown was the 41st mayor of San Francisco and the city’s first-ever African American mayor. William Leidesdorff was an African-American who sailed to SF from the Virgin Islands in 1841 and became a respected, prominent businessman and politician. Willie Mays, one of the greatest baseball players of all time, spent his primary years playing (14 years) playing for the SF Giants (you’ll find his statue in front of AT&T—we mean Oracle—park). 

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These funny jokes will have them belly-laughing for days

Need a good joke when you’re in a pinch? We’ve got you covered with a joke of the day for almost a whole year, and most of them are original! These hilarious jokes for kids require little to no explanation from parents, but you’ll want to get in on the fun, anyway. From cheesy jokes to knock-knock jokes and beyond, many of these have been sent to us by kids themselves. We’ve also got squeaky-clean jokes, spring jokes, and printable lunchbox jokes. And for those looking to take the fun to the next level, we’ve got the best minute to win it games, too.

Why should you share jokes with your kids?

Because it allows kids to learn to laugh at themselves and not take themselves too seriously. It’s an easy way to have quality time that doesn’t include a screen. So go ahead, scroll through our favorite jokes for kids, and spend 15 minutes having a good chuckle with your kiddos.

1. What do you call an ant who fights crime? 
A vigilante! 

—Joe L., age 10 

2. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive YOU!

3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.

4. What do you call a little legume?
A Tinybean.

5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!

6. Why did the police play baseball?
He wanted to get a catch!

—Yuna, age 8

7. What did the microwave say to the other microwave?
Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?

—Yuna, age 8

8. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

9. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pir—yarrrrrr!

10. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A cool coconut.

11. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.

12. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

13. Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

14. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you trying not to laugh at my knock-knock joke!

15. What kind of lion doesn't roar?
A dandelion.

16. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket!

17. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9

18. What does a cloud wear under a raincoat?
Thunderwear.

19. When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
When the punchline is a parent.

20. What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past.

Related: 100+ of The Best Clean Jokes For Kids

21. What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite!

22. What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A wise quacker.

23. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

24. Which is faster? Hot or cold?
Hot. You can easily catch a cold. 

25. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

26. Why can't you trust an atom?
They make up everything.

27. Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her parents were in a jam.

28. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?

29. What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!

30. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear.

31. Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her!

32. How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words!

33. What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.

34. What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow!

35. What do you call a ghost’s true love?
His ghoul-friend.

36. What building in New York has the most stories?
The public library!

37. What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!

38. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!

39. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister!

40. How do baby cats learn how to swim?
The kitty pool.

41. How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!

42. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

43. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!

44. How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night!

45. How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
She starts coffin.

46. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.

47. What is a computer's favorite snack?
Computer chips!!
—reader Rebecca K.

48. Why don’t elephants chew gum?
They do, just not in public.

49. What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon

50. What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

51. What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.

52. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.

53. Which city does Paw Patrol like the most? 
New Yorkie.

54. What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.

55. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

56. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go.

57. How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!

58. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.

59. What's green and can fly?
Super Pickle!

60. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.

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61. Why do shrimp never share?
They're so shellfish.

62. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.

63. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.

64. Where do vampires keep their money?
A blood bank.

65. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.

66. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.

67. Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.

68. Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse.

69. What do you cakes and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter! 

70. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.

71. What do you call two bananas?
Slippers.

And speaking of bananas...

72. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.

73. Why was the mushroom the life of the party?
It was a fungi.

74. What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?  
A stamp.

75. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.

76. What kind of award did the dentist receive?
A little plaque.

77. What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.

78. What should you drink while singing nursery rhymes?
Hot Cocomelon.

79. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.

Related: 30 Wacky Winter Jokes for Kids

80. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, bud!

81. There are two robots sitting on a wall. They are named Pete and Re-Pete. Pete falls off. Who is left?
(Re-Pete...so you repeat the whole thing again and again and again.)

—Henrik P., 10 

82. What is a pony’s favorite juice?
She really likes lemon-neigh’d.

—5-year-old Kerrigan

83. Where do fish keep their money?
In the River-Bank!

—Jaxon G., 7 y.o.

84. What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator!

—Milo H-R, age 8

85. Why was the computer cold?
It left its window open!

—Milo H-R, age 8

86. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry!

—Milo H-R, age 8

87. In baseball, would it take longer to run from 1st to 2nd base or 2nd to 3rd base?
2nd to 3rd base because there’s a shortstop in between.

—Milo H-R, age 8

88. What has lots of leaves but never actually grew?
A book!

—Milo H-R, age 8

89. Why was the computer cold?
It had a virus. 

—Henrik, age 10 

90. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing it.

—Jan L. 

91. Who keeps the ocean clean?
The mer-maid.

—Jan L. 

92. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
"I Apollo-gize."

93. Why didn’t the orange win the race?
It ran out of juice.

94. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?  
The thesaurus.

95. What did one DNA strand say to the other DNA strand?
Do these genes make my butt look big?

96. Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
They have two left feet.

97. What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Owwwww-ch! (by Henrik, age 5)

98. Kid: What are you doing under there?
Mom: Under where?
Kid: Ha ha! You said underwear!!

99. Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly.

100. What did one toilet say to the other?
You look flushed.

101. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!

102. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Because it was full.

103. How do pickles enjoy a day out?
They relish it.

104. What do you call an old snowman?
Water.

105. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrrrrrr

106. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks.

107. How do you throw a party in space?
You planet.

108. What do you call an attractive fruit?
A fine apple!

109. What happened when the skunk was on trial?
The judge declared, “Odor in the court, odor in the court!”

110. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!

111. Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.

112. What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.

113. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

114. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie talkie.

115. Why are robots never afraid?
They have nerves of steel.

116. Why did the cabbage win the race?
Because it was a-head.

117. What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.

118. What does a book do in the winter?
Puts on a jacket.

119. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now.

Related: 30+ Math Jokes for Kids That Add Up to Laughs

120. What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Cowboom!

121. What kind of haircuts to bees get?
Buzzzzzcuts.

122. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask me, I just got here.

124. What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake?
A pie-thon.

125. What do you do if you get peanut butter on your doorknob?
Use a door jam.

126. Why was 6 so mad at 7?
Because 7 8 9.

127. Why didn’t the robot finish his breakfast?
Because the orange juice told him to concentrate.

128. Why can’t you play hockey with pigs?
They always hog the puck.

129. Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.

130. Where do elephants pack their clothes?
In their trunks!

131. What does bread do on vacation?
Loaf around.

132. Why was the broom running late?
It over-swept.

133. What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.

134. What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.

135. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright.

136. What do you call a deer with pink eye?
A colorful eye-deer. (credit to Capt. John of the Appledore!)

137, Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.

138. What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y.

139. What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!

140. Why do birds fly?
It’s faster than walking.

141. Why did Superman flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.

142. Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.

143. Can February March?
No, but April May.

144. What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

145. Why did the giraffes get bad grades?
She had her head in the clouds.

146. What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg.

147. What did the traffic light say to the truck?
Don’t look, I’m changing.

148. What do kids play when they don’t have a phone?
Bored games.

149. Why didn’t the koala bear get the job?
They said she was over-koala-fied.

150. Who was that owl who did all the tricks?
Who-dini.

151. What kind of vegetable is angry?
A steamed carrot!

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152. How does the moon stay up in the sky?
Moonbeams! 

153. Why isn't there a clock in the library?
Because it tocks too much. 

154. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it! 

155. What day of the week are most twins born on?
Twos-day! 

(submitted by reader Scooter T.!) 

156. Would February March?
No, but April May. 

157. What do you call bears with no ears?
B. 

158. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

168. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk. 

—Jasper L., young reader submitted!

169. What’s yellow and looks like pineapple?
A lemon with a new haircut. 

—submitted (and created) by Rafael L. 

Related: 41 Giggle-Inducing Jokes for Toddlers

170. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
"No eye-deer." 

—also sent in by young Raffy 

171. What did the lunchbox say to the banana?
You really have appeal. 

172. What did the mouse say to the keyboard?

You're my type! 

173. What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow, you've got problems. 

174. How do squids get to school?

They take an octobus. 

175. Where do mermaids look for jobs?
The kelp-wanted section. 

176. What word starts with the letter t, ends with the letter t, and has t in it?
A teapot!

—young reader Collin S.

177. What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!

—Lewis G.

178.  Two goats were munching on a movie script. 
Goat 1: This is good!
Goat 2: The book was better.

—reader submitted by Mr. Jeffry

179. What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Lost.

—submitted by Stella D.

180. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for his miserable summer.

—reader submitted by Kaci Y.  

181. Why did the woman become an archeologist?
Because her career was in ruins.

182. Knock knock! 
Who's there?
Manatee. 
Manatee who?
Manatee would be better than a sweater today, it's hot! 

183. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Primemates!

—Merci P., aged 10

184. What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?
Ice Krispy Treats

—Emmerson H., age 13

185. What do you call a nun who sleepwalks?
A roamin' Catholic. 

—Janice B., a reader like you! 

186. Why do birds fly south?
It's too far to walk.

—Pearl, age 10

187. What did the traffic light say to the cars?
Don't look, I'm changing!

—reader, age 6 

188. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!

189. What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A strawberry. 

190. How does a hurricane see?
With one eye. 

191. How do they answer the phone at the paint store?
Yellow!

—Lily, age 6

192. Why do scissors always win a race?
Because they take a shortcut!

—Foster, age 5 

193. How do you stop a bull from charging? 
You unplug it! 

—Jadyn, Age 12 

194. What did the dad say to his daughter at the cook out? 
This grill is on fire! 
 

—Jadyn, 12 (This kid is on fire! 🤣) 

195. Why did the king go to the bathroom?
He wanted to sit on the throne.

—Eric, age 10

196. What is a pirate's favorite body part?
The booty!

—C.J., age 9

197. If it takes two men to dig a hole in one day how long would it take for one man to dig a half a hole?           
There is no such thing as a half a hole.

—Eric, age 10

198. How do cats bake cake?
From scratch. 

—reader Jacey

199. What is a zombie's favorite thing to eat?
Brain food. 

200. How do you fix a broken tomato?
With a can of tomato paste. 

201. What do you call a rabbit with lice?
Bugs Bunny. 

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202. It took 10 workers 10 days to build a bridge.  How long would it take 5 workers to build the same bridge?
None—it’s already built!

—Liam, age 7 

203. How do you make the word Tiger longer?
Ti-grrrh

—Kabir, Age 9

204. How do you clean chicken?  -
Put it in dishwasher.

—Kabir, Age 9

205. What do frogs order at McDonalds?
French flies and a Croak-a-Cola.

206. There's a girl on a boat in a pretty pink coat. What's her name?
What. 

—Ray, age 9

207. Where does a rat go when it has a toothache?
To the rodentist. 

—Ray, age 9!

208. What does an alien do when it is bored in school?
Spaces out. 

—Ray! (they are on a roll!), age 9

209. What does a broken plate say when she gets her cupcake?
Is this GLUE-ten free?

—Guess who? Ray! age 9 

210. Why didn't the hyena cross the road?
He was too busy laughing. 

—reader submitted by Gillian P. 

211. Have you heard the one about the student who was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

212. What do you call it when a hammock teases another hammock?
Hammockery!

—Joe L., age 8 

213. What did they say when Marie Curie and Albert Einstein said the same thing at the same time?
Greatest minds think alike! 

—Henrik, age 9

214. What did the kid learn about knowledge?
It was all knowing.

—Reader submitted by Deziree

215. Why did the chicken go the hospital?
Because it needed some tweatment!

—Joshua Y., age 9 
 
 
216. Why did the skeletons cross the road?

To get to the body shop!

—Also Mr. Joshua Y., age 9

217. What is more impressive than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.

—submitted by...drumroll...Joshua Y., age 9!! 

218. What do you call babies in the army?
Infantry! 

—Joe L., age 9

219. What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple! 

—Olivia W., age 7 

220. Why did the dragon cross the road?
Because he was too chicken to fly!       

—Joshua Y. 

221. Who won the race of princesses?
Rapunzel, By a hair!

—Josh Y! 

222. What did the egg say when it was late for breakfast?
I have to scramble!

—our buddy, Joshua Y. 

223. How do you stop a bull from charging?
You take away it's credit card!

—Joshua Y. 

224. Where does the T-rex go shopping?
The dino store!

—Joshua Y., age 9 

225. Why was the rabbit happy?
Because somebunny loved him!

—Guess who? Joshua Y.! 

226. What did the pear say to the shoeless?
You need a pair of shoes. 

—reader submitted by Rose A. 

227. What do you call a bear with no ear?
A "B"

—Alexis R. 

228. What would happen if the dean lost his job?
He would lose his "ideanity." 

—Joshua Y. 

229. Why did the baby cross the road? 

To get to the whine shop!

—Matilda C., age 7

230. Why shouldn’t you trust stairs?
Because they are always up to something.

—Ryder, Age 3!!! 

Related: 20 Cheesy Jokes To Make Anyone Crack a Smile

231. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field.

—Suzanna R. 

232. What do you call a cat burrito?
A purrito

—Rosewyn age 8 and 3 quarters 

233. What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!

—Rosewyn age 8 and 3 quarters 

234. What do you call a pounding headache? 
A temple tantrum!

—hilarious reader, MJ Sims

235. How do you get a cat to code?

You Scratch it!

—Musegirl, 8

236. Why was the man mad at the clock?

He was ticked off!

—Nolan A. age 8

237. What is the strongest kind of shoe?

Under Armor!

—Liam A. age 9

238. Why did Rudolph have a bad report card?

Because he went down in History!

—Sreeja K., age 8 

239. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

—Sreeja K., age 8 

240. Why can't you spell dark with a "c", so it says "darc"?
Because you can't c in dark!

—Shivani age 8

241. How do you clean a chicken?
An egg wash!

—MB, age 12 

242. Why did the cookie have to go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy. 

243. What's Joanna Gaines' favorite snack food?
Chips

—H.P., aged 9

244. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because there was noBody on the other side. 

—Grandpa Jo, 54

245. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts. 

—Londynn, 9

246. What do you do when an astronaut’s wife is upset?
Give her some space.

—Jaden, 11

247. Why did the young astronaut cry on the moon?
Because he missed his mother earth. 

—A mother on earth

248. Two monkeys were fighting over a banana. What happened?
Banana split! 

—Saori K. 

249. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange!

—Rianna G., age 10

250. Why don't eggs like to gamble?
They always get a raw deal. 

251. When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar. 

252. Why did the scientist take out the bell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize. 

—DT 

253. Why are strawberries natural musicians?
They love to jam. 

254. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! 

Related: 40+ Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

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255. Did you hear about the kid who drank eight sodas?
He burped 7-Up. 

256. What be the pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
Arrrr! 
No, it be the C! (Sea).

—A hilarious 6-year-old reader. 

257. What is a tree's favorite beverage?
Root beer! 

258. Why do fish live in saltwater?
Pepper makes them sneeze! ACHOOOOOO!!!!!!

—Hasset A. 

259. Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in a school!

—Ronit P. 

The following four jokes were written by Kaleb, age 4, as told to his grandpa:

260. Why did the cow lie down in the grass? 
He was ground beef.

261. What did Mama cow say to Baby cow? 
It’s pasture bedtime.

262. Why did the phone walk in the water? 
He was wading for a phone call.

263. What is blue, but not heavy?
Light blue.

264. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints. 

—Joshua N. 

265. Why don't you ever date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.

—Joshua N. 

266. "Doctor, doctor I am afraid of squirrels!"
Doctor: You must be nuts.

—reader Jerry C. 

267. What happened to the frog whose car broke down?
He had to be toad! 

—Martin F. 

268. What is the best day to visit McDonalds?
Fry-Day!

—Gianni, age 6

269. What's a cow's favorite drink?
A s-moooo-thie.

—Young readers Jax (7) and Kora (5)

270. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cow
Cow who? 
Cows don’t say who, they say moooo!

—Adalyn, age 5

271. Why did the tomato stop?
Because he was out of juice. 

—Karma E. 

Related: 51 Totally Goofy Birthday Jokes for Kids

272. What are cats best at?
Cat-apulting!

—Macy (10)

273. Where do cats roam?
In the catacombs!

—Katie (34)

274. What kind of stick does a cat chase?
A cat-stick!

—Macy (10)

275. What kind of fruit does a dog eat?
A dog-berry!

—Macy (10) & Katie (34)

276. Why do hockey players make great bankers?
Because they are good at checking.

—Henrik, age 9 3/4

277. How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick.

278. Mr. Red and Ms. Red live in the red house; Mr. Purple and Ms. Purple live in the purple house. Who lives in the white house?
The president!

—submitted by young reader Gwen I.

279. Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was trying to get away from the KFC.

—Ben, age 8

280. Who sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

—Alesha, age 11

281. Why was the snowman in the box?
Because he was picking his nose.

—Peter, age 8

 

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These next five were sent in from Jax (7) and Kora (5):

282. What’s a dog's favorite toy?
A funny bone!

283. What’s a cow's favorite rock?
A mooo-n rock

284. What’s the scariest plant?
Bam-booo!

285. What’s a cow's favorite place to go?
The mooo-vies!

286. What’s the scariest injury?
A booo-booo!

(Jax & Kora!) 

287. Why was the snow yellow?
Because Elsa let it go! 

—Kaylee

289. Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!

—Scarlett 

290. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!

291. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frost bite!

292. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!

293. What do you call Chewbacca with cookies in its fur?
A chocolate-chip Wookie. 

—Jake

294. What is black and white and looks like a penguin?
A penguin. 

—Zhan, age 5 

295. What does a cow like to drink?
A smoothie. 

—Carolina, age 8

296. Why did the parent hit the cake with a hammer?
It was a pound cake. 

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297.  When is the best time to go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty!!!

—Tyler R.

298. Why is "dark" spelled with a k and not a c? 
Because you can’t c in the dark!

—Garrett

299. A new pig came to the farm, he was a great painter. What do you think his name was?
Pigasso!

—Amara

A spin-off:

300. What is the name of the Dutch pig who was famous for painting sunflowers and cutting off his ear?
Vincent van Hog

—Gloria, age 8

301. What is a bat’s favorite game to play?
A com-bat

—Bianca, age 7

302. What did the salad say to the carrot after it lost the fight?
You've lettuce down.

—Joe, age 10

303. What did the salad say to the carrot when it asked for directions to a restaurant?
Beets me!

—Joe, age 10

304. Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
They'd crack each other up!

—Raina, age 10

305. Which milkshake always comes with a straw?
A strawberry milkshake

—Gloria, age 8

306. What stories do crustaceans like best?
Lobster Tales

—Gloria, age 8

307. What did the basketball say to the hoop when it missed?
Oh shoot!

—Layla, age 9

308. Why did the lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride!

309. What is the best gift you could ever ask for?
Broken drum sticks. You just can't beat it. 

—Nate

310. Why did the nurse have a red crayon?
To draw blood.

—Charlotte

311. What mood best describes a sad librarian?
Under the books.

—Elliana

Related: You’ll Be Taco-ing about These Jokes All Day

312. What do you call a Buffalo that likes beef?
A Beef-alo

313. What does a camel say to a hunter?
Do you need some camel-flage

314. Why does the dinosaur like the bathroom?
Because it’s ex-stink-t

315. Why does the dentist use a computer?
Because it has Bluetooth.

—Jokes 312-315 by Gunner, age 8

316. What’s grey?
A melted penguin.

317. What goes black, white, black, white, black white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
318. Can a match box?
No, but a tin can!
319. Why was the baby in Egypt?
It was looking for its mummy.
320. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the chicken’s foot.
321. What does a cow eat for breakfast?
Mooo-esli.
322. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a dog.
Then go and see a vet!

323. What do girl snakes write at the bottom of their letters?
With love and hisses.

324. Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide.
—Jokes 316-324 by Elijah, age 11
325. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in, it’s cold out here!

326. What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?
To the other side of the river.

327. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cake?
Crumbs.

328. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog.
Then sit on the couch and we’ll talk about it,
But I’m not allowed on the furniture!

329. Doctor, doctor I feel like a sheep.
That’s baa-aaa-aad.

330. What do you call a bee that buzzes quietly?
A mumble bee.

—Jokes 325-330 by Malachi, age 7 and a half

331. Where do you find a polar bear? 
The same place you left her.

—Thomas, age 7

332. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!

333. How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern…

334. What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn…

335. Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

Make sure to capture all the giggles—and share them with your family and friends near and far—with the Tinybeans app. The secure platform puts parents in total control of who sees and interacts with photos and videos of their kids.

Every school year, parents reach out to their children’s teachers to inquire about any number of things. Sometimes it’s over a concern over their child’s academic performance or a conflict between students. Other times, these questions for teachers can be a bit more invasive, like when a school parent demands to know why certain things are being taught, like in the recent instance of a small faction of parents getting upset over Michaelangelo’s statue of David being shown in the classroom. But for every one of these situations, there are a slew of other questions that teachers would love to hear from the parents of their students. We asked several current and former teachers what questions they would love to hear from parents, and here’s what they said.

“What are my students’ strengths in your classroom?”

Jessica Matoian, an 8th-grade social science teacher at Sequoia Middle School in the Fresno Unified School District, says she would love to hear this question from parents, along with questions about how they can help develop those strengths outside of the classroom. “I believe in a growth mindset in my classroom. If I can work with parents and guardians on developing their students’ strengths, instead of highlighting their weaknesses, I find students are willing to take ownership of their strengths and build on them on their own,” says Matoian.

“Is my child happy? What lights them up?”

Brooklyn-based Christina Soriano, who taught elementary school art, social and emotional wellness, and Kindergarten summer school from 2006 through 2022, says she never heard any parent ask this, but wishes she had. “These questions are important because they are child-centered and strengths-based. It’s sometimes second nature, or sometimes cultural, that we go straight to how to make a child ‘better’ in a subject. Of course, that is a main point of schooling and learning, but it’s equally important to know what makes a child excited and joyful during the school day,” she says.

“How can I help my child succeed in your classroom?”

Victoria Taylor, a teacher with 20 years of experience and founder of BestCaseParenting, says she appreciates when parents take an interest in their children’s work. “Simply asking about ongoing projects and assignments can be extremely helpful to students and teachers alike. I understand it’s a lot for busy parents to stay on top of everything, but small gestures such as sending in student supplies or helping their child stay organized can make a huge difference,” says Taylor.

The same goes for Christina Collura, a full-time kindergarten teacher, autism advocate, and mother of two. “I am a firm believer every child has strengths (and weaknesses), and building and teaching children based on those strengths are vital to forming and building on a successful learning path,” says Collura.

“What supplies or materials do you need restocked/refilled for the classroom?

Amanda Dexter, who has been teaching middle and high school for eight years in Missouri’s St. Joseph School District says she would like parents to inquire about supplies long after the school year has begun. “At the beginning of the year, classroom supplies are usually fully stocked, but come a few months later and we’ve run out of glue sticks, construction paper, whiteboard markers, Kleenex, disinfecting wipes, pencils, etc. You’d be amazed at how quickly a class can burn through what seems like ample supplies in the beginning,” says Dexter. “Usually it is up to the teacher to restock supplies out of their own pockets.”

“Are there any educational activities or resources you recommend?”

“Parents who ask this question are actively seeking ways to enrich their child’s learning experiences. As a teacher, I can suggest educational apps, websites, books, or hands-on activities that align with the curriculum and support their child’s interests and learning style,” says Donna Paul, a Montessori teacher turned blogger at That’s So Montessori.

“How can I help my child develop independence and life skills?”

This might not be a typical question asked by parents, but Paul, who has over 10 years of in-class Montessori elementary teaching experience, says those who do inquire about this recognize the importance of preparing their children for future success. “I can provide suggestions on age-appropriate tasks, organization strategies, and opportunities for problem-solving that empower children to become self-reliant and confident individuals,” she says.

Related: Teacher Shares ‘Secret Code’ Used When Emailing Parents about Their Kids

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“How can I support my child’s learning at home?”

While supporting a child’s education in the classroom is essential, Paul feels that parents should also look into how they can extend this into their homes. “By asking this question, parents show their commitment to their child’s education and seek guidance on how to extend learning beyond the classroom. As a teacher, I can provide valuable insights, resources, and strategies for creating a supportive learning environment at home,” she adds.

“What can I do to support my child’s social and emotional well-being?”

Nowadays, more parents and teachers are learning about the importance of social-emotional learning on top of academics. “Parents who ask this question demonstrate their understanding of the vital role social and emotional development plays in a child’s overall success. By seeking advice, parents can gain insights into how to foster healthy relationships, resilience, and emotional intelligence in their child’s everyday life,” says Paul.

“Does my child behave at school (and) are they respectful?”

Julie Navitka, a former middle school teacher (from 2008 through 2022) at Robert Andrews School in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, suggests parents ask this question to gain better insight into their child’s behavior. Why? While teachers will generally inform parents when their students are crossing the line with their behavior, it’s a good idea to check in with teachers to see if there are inklings of problematic behavior that can be addressed early on.

“Does my child get their work finished (and on time?)”

Navitka, who briefly taught high school and has since started blogging at Successfully Sustainable, also recommended this question. Questions for teachers like this can not only help prevent any academic slides but also potentially detect a larger issue if the student is having a lot of difficulty staying focused and completing tasks, such as a learning disability or a cognitive disorder like ADHD.

“Does my child distract others from their learning?”

While parents should always ask questions related to helping their own students, it doesn’t hurt to inquire about how they are ensuring the success of the entire classroom. “Teaching can be extremely stressful, and even though it’s not the only (or biggest) factor, dealing with unsupportive parents plays a role in this stress,” says Navitka. Being proactive in addressing issues like these can make difficult conversations about behavior issues smoother.

“How can I help contribute to the classroom?”

While donating supplies is always helpful, Birney Elementary School teacher Robert Garcia wishes parents would ask how they can help contribute to the classroom in other ways. “It could be volunteering, donating special incentives, or just making a guest appearance,” says the 6th-grade teacher who has taught in Fresno Unified School District for 29 years.

“What skills is my child struggling with that may not be covered in class?”

Eddie Maza, an 11th and 12th-grade English teacher at The Idea School, a private school in New Jersey, says it can often be difficult for teachers to address individual students’ needs at the beginning of the school year. “As a high school English teacher, I encountered students who required assistance with fundamental grammar issues. While I would have liked to provide them with additional support, the nature of teaching a large class made it challenging to offer supplementary content. By asking the teacher about specific areas that need improvement and how to develop those skills, you can create a plan to help your child catch up with the class,” says Maza.

“How can I support my child’s work without completing it for them?

According to Maza, “Parents naturally want to assist their children with school work, but it’s important to ensure that working through challenging assignments, collaborating with peers, and communicating with teachers remains part of the learning experience. Involvement from parents is valuable, but asking this question helps ensure that your efforts to support your child’s education do not deprive them of the essential learning experience.” Alternatively, he says parents can ask, “What are the objectives of this assignment?”

Related: 16 Things Parents Don’t Need to Worry About (According to Teachers)

Your child says, “I’m hungry,” and you grab them a snack. They say “I’m bored,” and you find a way to entertain them. But when should the butler treatment end? When is it time to teach your child how to be self-sufficient and let them do things for themselves?

Believe it or not—now is as good a time as any! Your two-year-old can help you do the laundry; your 6-year-old can brush her teeth; and your 10-year-old can hang out alone at home while you walk the dog. And, no matter how desperately they cry, “Watch me!” young kids don’t always need you right there next to them (being just nearby is just fine).

“What you’re really trying to do is get the child to learn how to make decisions and take control over the things they can have control over,” said Dr. Michael Ungar, director of the Resilience Research Center and the author of We Generation: Raising Socially Responsible Kids. “What you really want is a child who can make a contribution to their family, who can navigate their community, who can problem solve.”

We created an age-by-age guide that ranges from letting your toddler help with household chores to giving your tween tech time to help you figure out the right time to give your kids that much-needed independence. Here’s what the experts say.

Things Kids Can Do: Ages 0 to 2

Don’t worry: You won’t need to start nudging your one-year-old out of the nest. According to Los Angeles child psychiatrist Patrick Kelly, it’s the opposite: the stronger the attachment between parents and their babies, the more comfortable those kids will be doing things independently as they grow. That said, there are a few “big kid” things your tiny tot can start learning at this age:

Feeding and Dressing Themselves – According to Los Angeles pediatrician Amin Davari, simple things like allowing older infants to feed themselves age-appropriate foods and letting young children dress themselves give kids “minor struggles and successes” that help them learn how to be self-sufficient and build skills and confidence.

Swim Lessons – The AAP recently changed its guidelines to say that kids should start swimming lessons at age one. Although swim lessons will never make a child “drown proof,” lessons between the ages of one to four years have been shown to reduce drowning risk, according to the AAP.

Sign Language – Just because your baby can’t talk doesn’t mean she’s not trying to tell you something. Advocates say teaching babies and toddlers basic signs (things like “eat,” “more” and “milk”) can increase confidence in both the kids and their caregivers, helping little ones who can’t yet speak get their needs met. Taking a class can mean a fun social outing for Mom or Dad—though you can also learn from home.

Things Kids Can Do: Ages 2 to 4

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At this age, kids are ready—and willing!—to take on some responsibility around the house. You’ll know the time is right when you see them start pretending to do grown-up things, like playing “family” or play-driving the car when they’re in the push car. Take advantage of this need now by giving them:

Simple Household Chores – Give them a broom or a dustpan, and let them help you sweep the kitchen floor. You’d be surprised how willingly kids this age will want to help you clean. If you’re lucky, the habit will continue into their later years. Other simple household chores suitable for two-to three-year-olds, according to The Montessori Notebook are:

    • Help pack their backpack
    • Brushing/feeding the dog (just let it go when they make a mess!)
    • Helping make the bed (at four, kids should be able to at least pull up a duvet by themselves)
    • Placing clothing in the laundry and pushing the buttons you point to

Solo Playtime – As long as you’ve created a safe space to play, at this age most kids are generally past the swallowing-small-objects phase and can happily play by themselves for 30 to 45 minutes at a time. If your child is reluctant to play alone, just agree to be nearby, but set up toys with which they can play solo.

“Reading” Time – Your child doesn’t need to know how to read to get lost in a world of books. Give kids a stack of picture books and let them have at it. If they want to hear stories read out loud—but you still want them to be on their own—we love the Yoto player, a simple speaker designed for kids ages three and up that allows kids to insert small cards to read popular stories aloud.

Pick What they Wear – Something as simple as choosing their clothes can make a child feel incredibly independent, says Dr. Ungar. “Three-year-olds can’t negotiate their bedtimes, but they can decide to wear green pajamas or blue pajamas. The trick seems to be to find these ways that the child can make a genuine contribution.”

Use a Balance Bike – Kids may not be ready for a two-wheeler at age two… but a balance bike is an easy go-to! “Once a child can confidently walk around the house, they can start walking with a balance bike between their legs,” says Schwinn spokesperson Ryan Berkicht. “This could be as soon as 18 months old for some kids.”

Things Kids Can Do: Ages 4 to 6

Gross motor skills are advancing quickly at this age, too, so your kids should be ready for fun things like climbing on a play structure (without you constantly spotting), and using the “big kid swing” all by themselves. And while these may seem like ordinary childhood milestones, all of these accomplishments help them learn how to be self-sufficient and instill huge amounts of confidence. So cheer your kids on as they:

Brush Their Teeth: While most dentists advise that you keep assisting with their pearly whites until age 7, your kids should know how to brush their teeth all on their teeth by age 5 or 6—with you nearby to make sure there’s actual brushing going on (as opposed to just holding the electric toothbrush in their mouths while the motor revs). A good compromise is to let your kids do the morning brush and you can brush their teeth in the evening.

Use a Microwave with Supervision – Not only does using the microwave buttons help reinforce number recognition, but it also makes kids feel like real big kids. Teach your kids what can and can’t go in the microwave, and let them push the buttons and press “start” all on their own.

Ride a Two-Wheeler – Sure, some kids are ready for a two-wheeler at three years old—and some five-year-olds want nothing to do with a bike—but experts say age 5 or 6 is a good target age for getting a kid on her first two-wheeler. If they’ve been riding a balance bike or a bike with training wheels, they should be able to transition easily.

Have Drop-Off Play Dates – According to the AAP, kids around ages 5 and 6 are developmentally ready to be dropped off for play dates. Got a child who’s nervous about it? It might help to have the playdates at your house, where you can step away—but not out.

Day Camp – Since this is the age when kids start preschool or kindergarten, they’re also usually ready for day camp at this age, too. If your kids don’t seem uber-enthusiastic about camp, try to keep the camp schedule similar to their school schedule (if your child attends a half-day school, for instance, start with a half-day camp).

Things Kids Can Do: Ages 6 to 8

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By this age, kids have started kindergarten and are usually happy to do anything that makes them feel grown-up and competent. So watch them closely for opportunities to teach them how to be self-sufficient—while also keeping them safe (for instance, let them ride a bike up and down your street, but make them wear a helmet). Here are some things kids are ready to do by this age:

Help You Prepare Dinner – According to the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, children ages 6 to 8 are ready to:

  • Use a peeler to peel raw potatoes, ginger, mangoes, and other washed fruits and vegetables
  • Break eggs into a bowl (and remember to wash hands afterward)
  • Scoop out avocados after being sliced in half by an adult
  • Snap green beans
  • Shuck corn and rinse before cooking
  • Rinse and cut parsley or green onions with clean, blunt kitchen scissors

Take a Bath By Themselves – According to this article in the National Library of Medicine, most children can take a bath by themselves (i.e., without you sitting by the tub) by age 6. We recommend parents still stay within earshot and keep baths short enough that kids don’t get tired or rowdy in the bathtub by themselves.

Tie Their Shoes (with you supervising) – By age 6 or 7, most kids have the fine motor skills to attempt this surprisingly complex set of movements, according to Carolina Therapy Connection. You’ll know your child is ready to tie their shoes when they’re able to easily cut paper with scissors, string beads, or button and unbutton buttons.

Use a Computer to Browse the Internet – Experts recommend supervising children’s internet use at this age: If you’re not able to be there watching, you can use a filtering device like the Circle, which lets you dictate what apps and websites kids can and can’t visit online (as well as setting up bedtimes and screen time limits); or try a web filtering program like Microsoft Edge Kids Mode, which keeps your kids from seeing anything inappropriate online and lets you customize their web experience (it also prevents them from exiting the kid-safe browser to explore other apps on the computer).

Things Kids Can Do: Ages 8 to 10

Older kids are ready for adventure! Now’s the time to loosen the reins and let them chart their course a little bit. By this age, your child might be ready to:

Have a Sleepover – Around this age, they may be ready—as long as they can sleep through the night, no problem. That said, before you send your kids to another person’s home for the night, they must understand body boundaries and inappropriate touching. “I do think it’s a great time to start teaching kids about appropriate touches and that we’re the boss of our bodies and we’re the boss of our private parts,” writes child abuse prevention expert Pattie Fitzgerald. She also urged parents to talk to the host parents so they’ll know exactly who will be supervising and whether there will be older kids (such as teenage-aged siblings) or extended family in the home. The answer to these questions may well alter your decision to say “yes,” as parents should have a strong baseline of trust with the hosts.

Note: Some experts believe children (and their parents!) aren’t ready for sleepovers until the age of 10 and up.

Go to Overnight Camp – As long as your child can shower, doesn’t wet the bed, and has shown no problems spending the night at friends’ or relatives’ homes, they’re probably ready for sleepaway camp. While many overnight camps offer programs for kids as young as six or seven, the American Camp Association gives age nine as the target age for kids to start the summer camp journey. Some camps offer one-week “starter” programs for reluctant or nervous campers.

Walk to School by Themselves (Under Certain Conditions) – The AAP says elementary school-aged kids can walk to school by themselves, provided the walk is short, the neighborhood is safe, and there are school crossing guards stationed at any intersections. If there are non-guarded streets or you live in a city, waiting until age 12 is better.

Things Kids Can Do: Ages 10 and Up

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Tweens are all about breaking free and taking risks. Your job is to let them experiment with autonomy while still making sure they’ve got set limits to keep them safe. By age 10, kids can:

Be Left At Home for a Short Time – The laws vary on this, with some states like Oregon and Tennessee giving home-alone privileges to 10-year-olds and states like Colorado and Delaware saying 12 is a better age to start this. This Washington Post article gives state-by-state guidelines on the regulations, but it’s a good idea to check with your state’s Family or Child Services Department to be sure.

In any case, before you leave your kids home alone—even for a short time—it’s important that they know what to do in case of emergency and what your expectations are should unexpected things happen (like someone knocking on the door or a friend stopping by unannounced). The Department of Health and Human Services recommends that parents ask themselves these questions before leaving kids alone:

  • Is your child physically and mentally able to care for him or herself? ƒ
  • Does your child obey rules and make good decisions? ƒ
  • How does your child respond to unfamiliar or stressful situations? ƒ
  • Does your child feel comfortable or fearful about being home alone?

If you’re leaving for more than an hour, it’s best to wait to take your children. And experts say it’s not a good idea to let kids this age babysit younger children while no parents are home.

For more advice and tips, see this handout from the DHH.

Ride a Bike to School – It’s hard to find any specific laws about kids riding bikes to school, but the American Academy of Pediatrics says that by late elementary school, most kids can safely do this, provided the route is short and the roads safe. Before your child starts riding to school, make sure you practice the route with them (several times!) and go over what to do if unexpected things arise, such as a fall or a flat tire. If it makes you feel better, have your child wear a GPS watch or other tracking device to alert you when she gets to school safely.

Of course, you should always make sure your kids wear a good-fitting helmet and try to enlist a friend to ride along, to ensure both kids get there safely.

Related: 10 Tracking Devices Perfect for Families

Things Kids Can Do: Ages 12 and Up

This is it. The bridge to the young adult years. Kids in this final stretch to the teens are longing to break free, so the trick is to let them feel independent and learn how to be self-sufficient while encouraging them to make responsible choices. Here are some things they’re ready to do now:

Have Their Own Cell Phone – While many argue that cell phones should wait until high school, middle schoolers can have a phone, provided it is monitored and filtered by the parents. Before you give your child a phone, have them sign a technology agreement that lays out the rules—for instance, no cell phones should be allowed in your child’s room overnight, and your child should know that you will read and monitor her messages. To keep your kids off inappropriate or dangerous apps and sites, use apps and programs like Screentime (for iPhones), Circle, or Securly.

Babysit Younger Children – There are no real legal restrictions for babysitting (except in states that have laws on when kids can be left alone), but the Red Cross doesn’t allow kids to take its babysitting course until age 11. By 12, kids should be able to babysit with a grown-up present in the house (or for short times when a grown-up leaves the house); by 14, they can usually babysit younger children on their own. When it comes to an older sibling watching the younger kids in the house, parents need to ask themselves whether their oldest is mature enough and responsible enough to handle the task. If there are any doubts, skip it.

Be Dropped Off in a Public Place with Friends – As long as your child agrees to stay with the group and you’ve talked about uncomfortable situations (if a stranger talks to them or if other kids are experimenting with drugs or alcohol), most experts agree that by middle school—or around age 13—kids can be dropped off at public place (like a movie theater or mall) for a few hours as long as they are in a group and you are leaving them in a safe location. This depends, of course, on your child’s level of maturity, your city’s crime rate, and whether you trust them to make good decisions.

Note: Check with your state laws before letting your teen go to certain places solo: Some states, such as Minnesota and Delaware, do not permit children under 16 to be in certain malls without adult supervision, according to this article.  

 

Anyone who’s ever interacted with a middle schooler knows that those are just the weird years. Middle schoolers are riding a fine line between still being young enough to enjoy toys and snuggling up with their parents once in a while, and at the same time, establishing some independence, taking an interest in dating, and putting a ton of stock in being “cool.” Gabe Dannenbring, a middle school teacher on TikTok, is sharing videos of the hilariously random things he sees his students do to prove to their peers how “cool” they are, and as ridiculous as they are, they’re sure to bring a smile to your face.

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First up? Throwing away paper in the classroom.

“It’s not cool just to throw a piece of paper away normally,” Gabe explains. “You gotta do this instead.”

He then demonstrates zigging and zagging across the classroom like an NBA player on the basketball court before dramatically dunking the paper into the trash can. Naturally.

Next? “If you ever get new shoes, it is so uncool to crease your shoes,” he says. He then demonstrates how middle schoolers walk (waddle) with perfectly straight legs to avoid bending their feet and creasing their new shoes. It’s also uncool to wear a coat to school, so he recommends throwing your coat straight into the garbage. And when a middle schooler enters the classroom, it’s very uncool to just walk through the door. Instead, he says, the “cool” ones jump and tap the top of the door frame on their way in.

Related: Why Are Kids ‘Mewing’ in Class?

Finally, he says, “You should never greet your teacher with a, ‘Hi, good morning, or how are you doing?’ You should greet with this instead: ‘Yo, what’s up teach? Dab me up, bro. Yeah, dab me up, bro. Yeah, what’s up teach? What’s up?'”

Makes perfect sense to us.

If it were up to Hollywood, high school would be a place where popular kids never get zits, every student is a professional dancer, and geeks are one makeover away from becoming prom queen. Yeah, not so much. IRL, the halls of high school harbor angst, absurdities, and awkwardness. Oh, and hormones. Gobs of hormones. Luckily, there are those films that do get the experience right. Ahead are 21 high school movies you’ll want to watch with your tweens and teens. And who knows? Maybe they’ll open up about a thing or two.

Looking for other movies to watch with kids? Check out our favorite movies with a father-daughter bond, our favorite movies about friendship, and the best coming-of-age movies that should be required viewing.

Booksmart

Olivia Wilde’s directorial debut perfectly portrays the experience of overcoming misconceptions. Seniors Molly and Amy are closing out high school with Ivy Leagues on the horizon. When they learn the social crowd is also headed to equally esteemed schools, they decide to indulge in a little teenage debauchery the night before graduation. A familiar narrative, maybe, but Wilde’s injection of female friendship and a cast that flies the rainbow flag freely make this high school movie so very special.

Stream it on Tubi

Bottoms

Ayo Edebiri (The Bear) and Rachel Sennott (Bodies Bodies Bodies) team up for a queer comedy about two best friends who start an after-school fight club to attract the attention of their dream girls and lose their virginity before graduation. Warped and exaggerated, yet authentic and relatable, Emma Seligman’s satirical take on the awkward high school experience is grade-A hilarity and exactly the knockout crowd-pleaser we are coming to expect from the darkly comedic director on the rise.

Stream it on Prime Video

CODA

Ruby has a lot on her plate. The only hearing person in her family, she helps run her father’s fishing boat, acts as her family’s interpreter, and haggles with fish buyers—and that’s before she even gets to school. But Ruby, a senior, has a secret: She loves to sing and wants to attend the Berklee College of Music. Cue the clash with her parents. A three-time Oscar winner, Sian Heder’s tearjerker isn’t without its stereotypes, but above all, it’s a genuine, relatable, and thoughtful representation of deaf culture.

Stream it on Apple TV+

The Half of It

Set in the Pacific Northwest, The Half of It unfolds through Ellie Chu, a 17-year-old wordsmith recruited by an athlete to help him write a love letter to the girl they are both crushing on. Sound familiar? That’s because Alice Wu’s near-perfect rom-com is a modern take on Cyrano de Bergerac. Here, Wu subverts teen movie tropes and instead focuses on connections made outside of messy hormonal drama. But where the film really gets it right is right there in its tagline: “Not every love story is a romance.”

Stream it on Netflix

10 Things I Hate About You

We could list 10 things we love about this 1999 rom-com, but to save time and space, we’ll just say Karen McCullah and Kirsten Smith’s screenplay is a feminist take on Shakespeare’s Taming of the Shrew, and that’s reason enough to hit play. If you need more, this high school movie about two sisters and the boys trying to court them is also bolstered by strong performances from its core cast (Heath Ledger, Julia Stiles), while offering fresh takes on themes of sibling rivalry, ruined reputations, and self-identity.

Stream it on Disney+

Lady Bird

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Greta Gerwig takes a drive down her own memory lane (or nightmare alley, depending on how you look at it) for the narrative in Lady Bird. Written and directed by the Sacramento native, the film was inspired by her own coming-of-age, capturing teenage angst like no other. Beyond accurately representing the all-encompassing, overly dramatic flirtatious moments with boys and the spirited bond between two best friends, Gerwig’s depiction of the nuances of the mother/teen-daughter relationship gets an A+.

Stream it on Prime Video

Moxie

Amy Poehler steps behind the lens to direct the film adaptation of Jennifer Mathieu’s same-name novel. Though a work of fiction, Moxie pulls from the author’s own experiences with the Riot Grrrl movement of the ’90s to tell a coming-of-age story about a shy 16-year-old who fights the patriarchy in her school by publishing a feminist zine. Sexism, antiquated traditions, toxic masculinity: Poehler takes care to highlight today’s seemingly benign behaviors and offers a master class on how to dispel them.

Stream it on Netflix

Dope

Shameik Moore will steal your heart as Malcolm, a straight-A student navigating street crime, peer ridicule, and, of course, the SATs. He and his best friends live in a neighborhood of Inglewood called the Bottoms, but if Malcolm and his Harvard aspirations are any indication, he’s headed straight for the top. That is until a run-in with a drug dealer threatens to derail everything. Blending hood drama with teen comedy, Dope is a highly entertaining take on being young, Black, and othered in today’s America.

Stream it on Netflix

To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before

Author Jenny Han’s beloved To All the Boys trilogy got the Netflix treatment, with the streamer adapting each book for the screen over three years. But, it’s the first installment, introducing Lara Jean and Peter, that deserves all the X’s and O’s. A reinvented rom-com that revamps tired tropes, celebrates diversity, and speaks to anyone who’s ever had a crush, TATBILB begins with Lara Jean’s love letters being mysteriously mailed to their recipients and ends by giving rise to one of the best YA couples of all time.

Stream it on Netflix

Prom Pact

Two tropes that often mosey their way into high school comedies? Proms and pacts. Usually, both intertwined with another coming-of-age trope: S-E-X. But director Anya Adams breaks the formulaic mold with Prom Pact, a rom-com about a feminist firebrand in the making, her plucky best friend, and their agreement to go to prom as long there’s no slow dancing. A sleeper hit of 2023, this send-up of seminal ’80s classics like Pretty in Pink subverts expectations, offering instead a thoughtful charmer full of surprises.

Stream it on Disney+

Related: 15 Movies Your Tweens Will Watch without Rolling Their Eyes

The Hate U Give

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Starr Carter is living a double life. During the week, she attends a predominantly white prep school. But on the weekends, she lets loose in Garden Heights, the lower-income neighborhood where she grew up. It’s only after one fateful night, when her best friend is killed by a police officer, that her two paths converge and she finds her singular voice. An important film, George Tillman Jr.’s hefty crime drama might be the conversation starter you need to talk with your kids about race and police brutality.

Stream it on Prime Video

Remember the Titans

Based on the real-life events surrounding Coach Herman Boone and the integration of his high school football team, Remember the Titans is a Disney classic that delivers all the chill bumps. Not only does it offer a glorious sports story, but the film’s depiction of a divided Southern town that eventually unites is inspiration gold. Of course, this is the House of Mouse, where saccharine flourishes always win out, but, hey, when a film recruits Ryan Gosling, Marvin Gaye, and Denzel Washington, it simply can’t lose.

Stream it on Disney+

The Edge of Seventeen

You know those movies that are so easy to watch you don’t want them to end? This is one of those movies. Set during the fall season, this gem from writer/director Kelly Fremon Craig stars Hailee Steinfeld as Nadine, a 17-year-old tortured by her own emotions and hormones. When her best friend, Krista, starts dating her older brother, well, life gets worse. A candid coming-of-age tale told with refreshing wit and charming zing, Seventeen is a welcome addition to the teen drama canon.

Stream it on TBS

Mean Girls

High school: where kids can recite the quadratic equation and evaluate limits, but get stumped when it comes to figuring out girl rules. This is why we can’t forget about Mean Girls, a fun romp about a naive teen (Lindsay Lohan) who upends the social hierarchy at her new school. Though it might be a bit exaggerated, thanks to the hilarious contributions of writer Tina Fey, this Mark Waters classic high school movie tackles the harsh reality of bullying and the consequences of trying to fit in with the wrong crowd.

Stream it on Paramount+

Do Revenge

Sure, Do Revenge takes up residence in the privileged lives of high schoolers who go to tennis camp, throw lavish parties, and frequent ritzy country clubs, but there are elements of this Gen Z prize that ring true. Namely navigating bullies, female friendships, and the consequences of digital living. A contemporary watch, Do Revenge is also an homage to the teen-coms that defined yesteryear (Heathers, Clueless, Easy A). Not to mention, it has a truly stellar soundtrack both parents and their teens will enjoy.

Stream it on Netflix

Related: 14 Coming-of-Age Movies That Should Be Required Viewing

Love & Basketball

Love & Basketball is a great high school movie
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Sex happens. So, thank goodness there are filmmakers like Gina Prince-Bythewood who pay special attention when depicting the act on the screen. Starring Sanaa Lathan and Omar Epps, Love & Basketball tracks one couple’s relationship over the decades, with most of their narrative set during high school. Beyond authentically portraying the aforementioned “first time” (with a particularly memorable needle drop, we might add), the movie explores gender equality in sports, celebrating women’s basketball with the shout-out it deserves.

Stream it on Hulu

Chang Can Dunk

It’s the beginning of his sophomore year and Chang, a 16-year-old NBA buff whose other interests include band and the new girl named Christy, has only one goal: Prove to the entire school he can slam dunk. His aspiration to fly through the air like a swag god is the result of some alpha-male rivalry, part of what first-time director Jingyi Shao gets right about the hormone headquarters also called high school. Beyond the courtside machismo, Shao weaves in the immigrant experience and delivers a winning coming-of-ager the whole family will love.

Stream it on Disney+

The Breakfast Club

The quintessential scribe of ’80s teen angst, John Hughes is responsible for several iconic films. Perhaps the most heralded? The Breakfast Club. Capturing the essence of cliques and the pressure to conform, the film spends a Saturday in detention bonding with a group of archetyped students. Although some scenes don’t hold up today (an observation made by Molly Ringwald herself), this cult classic reminds us that no matter how different we may seem on the surface, we are all the same insecure youths on the inside.

Stream it on Prime Video

Superbad

Directed by Greg Mottola and written by real-life best friends Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, Superbad turns the raunch dial way up for an essential high school movie comedy that really nails the teen experience, the idea of the bromance, and the awkwardness that infiltrates the halls of every high school. About two social outcasts who throw a house party to impress some girls, the 2007 film also changed the genre at the time, openly hurling penis jokes and packing its reel with as much coital chatter as its R rating would allow.

Stream it on Prime Video

Dazed and Confused

Richard Linklater always gets slice-of-life filmmaking right. From Boyhood to Everybody Wants Some to this retro delight, the Texas director is a master of nostalgia, essentially making the viewer feel like a tourist in a series of Polaroids snapped during personal milestones. Set in 1976 on the last day of school, Dazed and Confused does just that as it tags along with a group of teens maneuvering spilled beers, bong clouds, and unruly upperclassmen. Familiar faces include Matthew McConaughey and Ben Affleck.

Stream it on Prime Video

 

 

Yes, it’s hard to believe but spring break 2024 is right around the corner. Loads of properties are offering spring break deals with free nights, room upgrades, free breakfasts, and low rates. Whether your travel plans take you to Florida, Hawaii, Mexico, or somewhere nearby, these properties have everything you need to really enjoy your family’s spring break.

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Arizona Spring Break Deals

Tanque Verde Ranch | Tucson, AZ
Situated on 60,000 acres of breathtaking desert landscapes, Tanque Verde Ranch is one of America’s original old-time cattle and guest ranches, recognized as the last luxurious outpost of the old west. As the ultimate dude ranch experience, family-friendly activities including horseback riding, mountain biking, fishing, hiking, tennis, swimming, Jeep adventures, and much more await spring break travelers.

  • The Spring Break package includes the following with a stay between March 8 and April 20, 2024:
    • Lodging with three hearty meals daily
    • Horseback walking and loping trail rides and lessons
    • Scheduled breakfast rides and cowboy cookouts
    • Supervised children’s program (ages 4-11)
    • Fishing, archery, horseshoes, kids arts and crafts, basketball, pickleball, tennis, yoga, fitness center and indoor and outoor pools
    • Mountain biking, guided hikes, nature programming and more

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JW Marriott Tucson Starr Pass Resort & Spa Spring Getaway in Downtown Tucson
Book your escape 14 days in advance and enjoy 20% off retail rates. Discount Code: ADP. Getaway Downtown - Plan now, save more. Live it up in Tucson, Arizona | JW Marriott

California Spring Break Deals

LEGOLAND® California Resort – Carlsbad, CA 
For the ultimate spring break escape, LEGOLAND California Resort’s Vacation Packages are the perfect option for families. Through the “Hotel + Ticket” package, families can spend the night at the LEGOLAND Resort Hotel, which features 500 themed guest rooms and a separate sleeping area just for kids, along with an in-room treasure hunt with prizes, a heated, resort-style pool and complimentary breakfast daily. The package also includes a 2-Day Park Hopper Ticket, providing entry to the LEGOLAND theme park, SEA LIFE® aquarium, and LEGOLAND Water Park. This spring, families can experience the opening of a new land, Dino Valley. The new land near the entrance of the Park will feature three roar-some rides, a reimagined Dino Dig area and tons of prehistoric fun. Launching this summer, visitors can experience North America’s first-ever LEGO® World Parade. 

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Z Hotels SF includes Hotel Zetta, Hotel Zelos, and Hotel Zeppelin, three boutique properties with bold personalities located in downtown San Francisco. Guest who book their Leap Year offer will save 29% off best available rate and receive a complimentary 2:29 pm check out for travel any time before 12/31/24.  The offer will be live here starting Monday:  San Francisco Hotel Offers | Z Hotels SF

  1. Promo Code:  LEAPYEAR
  2. Save 29% off Best Available Rate
  3. Complimentary 2:29pm checkout
  4. Book by:  2/29/24
  5. Travel By:  12/31/24

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Paséa Hotel & Spa | Huntington Beach, CA
Save 24% off Paséa’s best available rates plus a free $100 resort credit when guests plan their visit by January 31 for dates of stay through December 31, 2024. Visitors can use their resort credit on whatever their resolutions are for more “me” time at the spa or comfy cozy moments in their guest room. Book online HERE using promo code ‘pron24.’

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Palisades Tahoe 
On Apr. 6 and 7, take advantage of the learn to ski and ride special, which is $109 for adults and children ages 3 and up. The program is designed for first-time skiers or snowboarders and includes a two-and-a-half-hour half-day beginner lesson, rental equipment, and a limited beginner lift ticket.

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Franciscan Lakeside Lodge
For those who book now through Feb. 28 for stays through June 15, you can use the promo code WINTER at checkout to unlock a $134/night room rate.

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Granlibakken Tahoe
When you stay at Granlibakken Tahoe, you can redeem discounted Palisades Tahoe lift tickets. Book here and use promo code STYSKI to redeem.

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Quail Lodge & Golf Club | Carmel Valley, CA
Located on the sunny side of the Monterey Bay Peninsula, Quail Lodge & Golf Club is the ideal place for families to visit for spring break. Located on 850 acres, the resort not only has enormous, outside-facing guest rooms with terraces or balconies open up to panoramic views of gardens, but also offers a number of outdoor activities suited for the whole family including a heated outdoor pool, nature trails, tennis courts, a VIP shuttle to Point Lobos Nature Reserve for incredible hiking, and more

  • With the “Stay Longer, Save More” package, guests who book three or more nights midweek will receive the third night complimentary when using promo code: 3FOR2.

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Zachari Dunes on Mandalay Beach | Oxnard, CA 

This spring, Zachari Dunes is celebrating being voted as the #1 Best New hotel by USA Today’s 2024 10Best Readers’ Choice Awards with the “Best New Hotel” package. From now through May 31, guests can utilize this offer for a complimentary upgrade to a partial ocean view suite with a bottle of sparkling wine included for a vacation toast. Link to book: here.

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Kimpton Hotel Enso | San Francisco, CA 

A special cultural vacation for the whole family awaits at Hotel Enso. Immerse yourself in the rich culture of San Francisco’s Japantown—one of just three Japantowns remaining in the US—with the Zeitaku Package, an extravagant 3-night stay at Kimpton Hotel Enso starting at $5,000. Revel in the opulence of the King Corner Spa suite, featuring breathtaking views and high-end amenities. The curated 3-day itinerary includes a bay cruise, omakase dining, relaxation at Kabuki Spring & Spa, and a private helicopter tour with stunning aerial views of the Bay Area’s famous landmarks including the Golden Gate Bridge, Golden Gate National Reserve, Golden Gate Park, Oracle Park, Point Bonita Lighthouse, and Alcatraz Island. All transportation to and from San Francisco International Airport is provided by luxury ride service partner Ride Alto. Link to book: here.

Colorado Spring Break Deals

 YMCA of the Rockies | Estes Park, CO & Granby, CO

Snow Mountain Ranch
Located in Granby, CO, between Winter Park Ski Resort and Rocky Mountain National Park, true to its name, Snow Mountain Ranch is the ultimate winter wonderland. The 5,100-acre property offers Nordic skiing and snowshoeing on 85K of groomed, world-class terrain, private and group cross-country ski lessons and rentals, dog sled experiences, winter horse-drawn sleigh rides, ice skating, indoor archery and rock climbing, indoor swimming, nostalgic roller skating, and much more

  • Package: Stay for 3, Ski for Free: Book a midweek vacation at Snow Mountain Ranch, and the resort will provide free Nordic ski rentals. Use code SK03. Valid for cabin or lodge room weekday stays for 3 or 4 nights, through February 29, 2024. Weekdays include Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Book at www.ymcarockies.org

YMCA of the Rockies Estes Park Center
Nestled on more than 850 acres bordered on three sides Rocky Mountain National Park, YMCA of the Rockies Estes Park Center is an ideal destination for magical, affordable winter fun. Guests can enjoy a number of on-site, seasonal activities during the day – including sledding, snowshoeing, ice skating, roller skating, indoor swimming or rock climbing and more – and return to their cozy lodge room or private cabins at night. And the town of Estes Park itself is a must-visit winter destination – with numerous festivals, stunning winter vistas, local boutique shops, and charming restaurants.

  • Deal: Half off select activities at Estes Park Center during February: Guests will receive 50% off archery and the indoor rock climbing sessions during the month of February at the Estes Park Center. Weekdays only, Monday-Thursday. No code or coupon necessary

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Hyatt Centric Downtown Denver
Centrally located in the heart of Denver, baseball fans are positioned within just steps of Coors Field for the ultimate Colorado Rockies experience. This year, opening day is scheduled for April 5th (spring break week!). Designed for any baseball-loving family, this package will have the family singing take me out to the ball game with amenities including Jack-and-Jill style suite with adjoining rooms so everyone has their own bed and bathroom; Tickets to a Colorado Rockies game at Coors Field; Custom jerseys for the whole family from a local embroiderer; A game day brunch at Apple Blossom, the hotel's in-house restaurant; and a popcorn maker and cracker jacks placed in-room for game day snacking. Available from February 23 - September 29 (Spring Training through the end of the baseball season). Call to book (303) 529-2340.

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Hotel Maverick | Grand Junction, CO
Families love adventure, and Hotel Maverick is Grand Junction’s home base for exploration. Home to outdoor destinations like the Colorado National Monument and James M. Robb Colorado River State Park, spring break is arguably the best time of year to experience Grand Junction’s robust family-friendly adventure offerings from hiking and mountain biking to bird watching and rock climbing. The city’s first independent boutique hotel, Hotel Maverick is a scenic destination that fosters the spirit of curiosity, equipping families (and their pets) to immerse in nearby experiences built against Grand Junction’s sprawling red rock canyons

This spring break, families combining adventure with college visits can take advantage of Hotel Maverick’s “Rowdy Rate,” which offers a 15% discounted rate for Colorado Mesa University students and alumni. Not affiliated with CMU? Hotel Maverick’s Bed & Breakfast offer includes $20 daily credit towards breakfast at onsite Betty’s Coffee. Find more information at thehotelmaverick.com/offers

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Stay Two Nights, Get Third Night Free This Spring in Ouray, Colorado:
Escape to the winter wonderland of Ouray and indulge in a frosty spring retreat like no other! As the snow blankets the San Juan Mountains, we invite you to embrace the season's magic with our enticing "Stay Two Nights, Get the Third Night Free" campaign. Nestled amidst stunning natural beauty, Ouray offers a serene escape where snow-capped peaks, hot springs and charming alpine ambiance blend to create the perfect snowy spring escape. Promotion includes lodging with five different area properties. You must call the property and mention the “Stay Two Night, Get Third Night” promotion. Promotion is valid through March 2024 *unless stated otherwise

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Mesa Verde Motel 
Visit Mesa Verde National Park and the canyons and cliff dwellings of southwest Colorado this Spring Break! Package is $600 and for a family of up to 5 people and includes:2 Night Stay at Mesa Verde Motel in Mancos, Colorado

Upgrade options include:

  • + $200 for a full day tour with SWCCA (or 2 half-day tours)

  • + $150 for an extra room per night

  • + $30 per person over 5 (no more than 5 per motel room)

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Breckenridge Grand Vacations | Breckenridge, CO

SPRING INTO SAVINGS: 35% OFF + THIRD NIGHT FREE: Treat your family to a snow-filled Spring Break in Breckenridge, Colorado. You can enjoy the warmth of sunny ski days and après-ski events for the whole family. Grand Timber Lodge not only offers easy access to the slopes, it also houses a full-service spa, Family Fun Center, and even a private movie theater!  Book now and save 35% on your next family vacation, plus receive a third night completely FREE!* Pack your bags for ski-in, ski-out memories that will endure for a lifetime. Book: grandtimber.com/spring-break-2024/

*Based on availability. Package includes a 90-minute tour of the Grand Colorado on Peak 8. Restrictions and qualifications apply. Book by 04/01/24. Stay by 05/31/24

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C Lazy U Ranch Family Spring Break Vacation Special
Northwest of Denver is Colorado’s award-winning premier luxury guest ranch—C Lazy U Ranch—an all-inclusive experience with 8,500 acres of land to explore and more than 200 horses to meet. The ultimate Spring Break retreat, C Lazy U invites guests with a Family Spring Break Vacation special (on select dates between March 6 and April 7) to settle into upscale cabins with cozy wood-burning fireplaces (and without televisions for a true digital detox); and enjoy gourmet meals, with wine selections chosen by the property’s onsite sommelier; followed by evening entertainment and s’mores by the campfire. Committed to family-focused programming that allows for a healthy mix of time together and time apart, C Lazy U provides robust kids and teens programming (ages three to 17) with designated experienced counselors. There are a variety of fun activities to enjoy, such as horseback riding, cross country skiing and snowshoeing, ice skating and hockey on a Zamboni-groomed pond, snowtubing and feed wagon sleigh rides, a spectacular sightseeing excursion for families of up to 12 people to experience together. 

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McGregor Mountain Lodge Spring Weekday Special, Estes Park
All spring long, all of our one-bedroom cottages and suites (does not include The Old Caretakers Cottage or Cedar Lodge Suites) are only $169/night! This special is active on Sunday through Thursday nights. This excludes holidays. Come up and enjoy the peace and quiet of Estes Park and Rocky Mountain National Park in the winter months, where wildlife abounds and the snowshoeing is world-class.  Get a fire crackling on your hearth, and soak in the best views in the Estes Valley.

  • Also includes: Free Snowshoes for the duration of your stay, Free Movie Rentals from our video library, Free Popcorn, Extra Firewood to keep that cozy winter feel going. To qualify for this special, please either call and mention the “Winter Weekday Special” or write “Winter Weekday Special” in the comments field when booking online.

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Wildwood Inn Buy One Weeknight, Get One Free, Estes Park
At the Wildwood Inn, you will find inviting accommodations tailored to your unique needs. Looking for something simple? We have a wide array of spacious studios and rooms. Perhaps you are looking for something a bit more extravagant—choose from a variety of suites and even vacation homes. From things like kitchens, fireplaces, in-room spas, private hot tubs and decks, even steam showers and Tempur-Pedic ™ mattresses, you can pick a space with exactly what you need. Stay nestled in the mountainside or cozied up by the river. Located next door to Rocky Mountain National Park, and just three miles from downtown Estes Park, our property features breathtaking views, a barbecue and picnic area, a playground, and a full-service day spa all on seven gorgeous acres.

  • Bring the family to the mountains for a Winter Getaway. Book 1 night Sunday-Thursday night in any unit type and get the 2nd night FREE. This offer must be booked and stayed by April 30, 204. This offer is not available for 3rd party bookings, so book direct and save! This offer requires full payment and is non-refundable and not movable. We reserve the right to discontinue this offer at any time and is based on availability.

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Florida Spring Break Deals

The Boca Raton 
The Boca Raton is the ultimate destination with shopping, great dining, incredible spa treatments, and more all in one convenient place. The property provides year-round escape, exclusively for members of The Boca Raton Club and resort guests.

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Islamorada Resort Collection 
Immerse your family in the beauty of the tropical Florida Keys this spring break. With this package, your family's bond will be captured with a 30-minute photography session led by a talented local photographer, Javier Exposito. Guests will also receive a $200 resort credit per stay, valid at the Collection's bars and restaurants. From lounging by the pool to engaging in exciting recreational activities, the Islamorada Resort Collection offers something for everyone in your family to enjoy. Valid for stays 03/01/2024 - 04/07/2024. A minimum stay of three nights is required. See full details here.

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Southernmost Beach Resort | Key West, FL
Located along the quieter southernmost limit of the famous Duval Street, the recently renovated Southernmost Beach Resort features tons of family fun for a memorable stay in Key West’s Historic District. Just by booking at least 14 days in advance, families can save up to 25% on their nightly room rate. Enjoy water activities like snorkeling, eco-tours, kayaking and paddle boarding just steps from the resort, or grab an onsite bicycle and explore the island’s nearby boutiques, museums, and art galleries.

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Playa Largo Resort & Spa | Key Largo, FL
Connect with nature and soak up the views of the sparkling Florida Bay with your family in a private cabana by the pool at Playa Largo Resort & Spa. Families can spend some quality time in the Florida Keys sunshine, and save when they add a private cabana to relax in the shade for the ultimate island vacation. All cabanas come with a dedicated server to bring you all the island delights you crave. Receive a special rate for your stay when you upgrade with promotional code 11P.

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Eau Palm Beach Resort & Spa | Palm Beach, FL
Situated directly on the beach, the Forbes Five Star Eau Palm Beach Resort & Spa offers a luxurious family spring break getaway where parents and kids alike can “play” and unwind. In addition to beautiful oceanfront accommodations designed by Jonathan Adler and private outdoor balconies, Eau Palm Beach offers a newly renovated Kids & Teens Club with the latest educational games and tech, an adults-only poolside bar, and multiple restaurants.

  • This spring break, families can book the Fourth Night Free package on all room categories when staying select nights through April 30, 2024.

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Caribe Royale Orlando Resort  | Orlando, FL
With its all-new one-bedroom suites and two-bedroom villas comfortably sleeping up to five people, and rates as low as $175/night, Caribe Royale Orlando is extremely spacious for its price point, giving families a high-end option only 1.5 miles from Disney’s doorstep. On-site amenities provide endless entertainment, even when retreating from the parks—kids can careen down the 75-foot waterslide, and parents can indulge in an Island Spa treatment or relax in two hot tubs. 

  • Wondrous Winter Escape: When booking direct on the Caribe Royale website, app, or through the call center, guests save 15% off for 2+ nights, and a $25 daily dining credit when booking direct. Valid for stays February 29-April 1, 2024. Blackout dates apply. 

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Hawks Cay Resort | Duck Cay, FL
Alongside the aquamarine water of the Atlantic Ocean, guests enjoy offshore, flats and backcountry fishing; diving; kayaking and standup paddle boarding programs; Cliff Drysdale tennis program, and the only resort-based Dolphin Connection program with complimentary daily viewings in the continental U.S.The resort boasts 177 guestrooms and 210 two- and three-bedroom villas, a full-service marina, six restaurants, saltwater lagoon, five swimming pools, kids club and Calm Waters Spa.

  • NOW AND THEN ANNIVERSARY OFFER: Receive a 4th night FREE, plus a $40 resort credit when you book a stay for three nights between January 12 and March 31, 2024.  *Must book by March 31, 2024. Offer valid for stays between January 12 - March 31, 2024. Subject to availability and blackout dates apply. Cannot be combined with other discounts. All nights subject to daily resort fee. 7-day cancellation policy

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JW Marriott Clearwater Beach Resort & Spa | Clearwater Beach, FL
Home to crystal clear waters and a breathtaking, picturesque backdrop, the new JW Marriott Clearwater Beach Resort & Spa is the perfect destination to relax and unwind this spring break. Parents can unwind at JW Spa and kids can hang at the onsite kids club, The Hideaway Hangout, for a day full of entertainment and activities. 

  • Spring Break Escape Package: Book the ultimate spring break retreat for your family to enjoy: Pre-Arrival Snack Stock ($100 value); Hideaway Hangout Day Pass for up to two (2) children for up to two (2) days ($200 value); One (1) Children's Beachfront “Buckets of Fun” Amenity; and breakfast for a family of up to four (4 people - 2 adults & 2 children) for one (1) day ($155 value)

  • Residential Respite Package: For larger families, book the Residential Respite package and experience the residential-style suite options available for guests and receive: Breakfast for a family of up to four (4 people - 2 adults & 2 children) for one (1) day; Pre-Arrival Snack Stock ($100 value) of select in-house items for up to four (4) people, and one (1) bottle of wine, upon arrival

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B Ocean Resort, Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Located on the pristine sands of Fort Lauderdale Beach, FL, B Ocean Resort offers a unique combination of beachfront relaxation and premier city life adventures. In the day, relax on the resort’s private beach or explore the shopping and entertainment of downtown Fort Lauderdale. In the evening, enjoy a delicious dinner at the resort’s signature restaurant, the Naked Crab, or cheers with friends at a one-of-a-kind, adults-only live underwater mermaid burlesque show found only at the Wreck Bar. 

Travelers can save up to 25% off stays of two nights or more with the Winter Escape promotion at B Ocean Resort. Getaways must be booked by March 19, 2024, for travel prior to April 6, 2024, using promo code BWINTER.

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Hilton Cabana Miami Beach Resort, Miami Beach, Florida

Located in the heart of Miami’s famous Millionaire's Row, Hilton Cabana Miami Beach Resort is a boutique-style resort in Mid-Beach Miami. Artfully designed with warm tones and bold touches, the resort’s newly renovated 231 Boho-Deco inspired accommodations represent a fusion of modern comfort and timeless Miami style. The resort features two ocean-facing outdoor pools with poolside cabanas, a private beach with shaded daybeds and complimentary paddleboard rentals, a Green Lawn with a variety of family-friendly games, a fitness center and the on-site Allison Restaurant & Bar. In addition to being steps from the Atlantic Ocean, guests can enjoy having direct access to the 9-mile Miami Beachwalk with complimentary bike rentals. 

As families and friends search for warm Spring Break getaways, this historic and stylish resort invites guests to savor refreshing drink on the sands of the world-renowned Miami Beach. Book a stay with the Miami Beach Getaway promotion to enjoy a 20% discount on all food and beverages during stays and can take advantage of discounted valet parking at only $30 per night. The promotion is valid for travel planned through October 2024. Vouchers are a valid for one complimentary cocktail made with the resort’s house spirit, bubbles or wine. Adults aged 21 and older can redeem their welcome beverage at the resort’s signature restaurant, Allison Restaurant & Bar.

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Deerfield Beach Resort & Spa, Deerfield Beach, Florida
Thoughtfully decorated with wood furnishing, light tones and pops of colorful island-inspired patterns, the newly renovated 244-room resort surrounds its guests with a serene environment that embraces the beauty of the pristine beaches and endless views of the water. The boutique resort invites guests to schedule a visit to Spa950, an on-site full-service spa with a wide menu of treatments and five treatment rooms where guests can savor blissful revitalizing treatments. A worry-free vacation would not be complete without complimentary made-to-order breakfast and evening reception at the on-site Beach Terrace Restaurant, access to the resort’s fitness center and heated outdoor pool, free beach chairs and bicycle rentals for guests, and more. 

Guests can enjoy the full week of Spring Break with an affordable extended stay using the Stay Longer & Save promotion. Guests save 10% off one night20% off two nights or 30% off three nights on travel booked through April 2024, with rates starting at $200 per night. Perfect for groups, families and friends looking to enjoy a week away from home in the sunny Florida weather, enjoy all that the resort has to offer – from the beautiful beaches to the relaxing spa.

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Fort Lauderdale 17th Street, Fort Lauderdale, Florida

As a city-centric escape in the heart of Fort Lauderdale’s downtown district, the hotel offers newly renovated, spacious accommodations among the crowded city streets. Conveniently located near the Broward County Convention Center and Port Everglades cruise terminal, traveling professionals and seafaring families can settle into their suites after a long travel day with convenient amenities such as complimentary made-to-order breakfast and evening reception at the on-site E Spot Restaurant & Bar, access to the resort’s fitness center and heated outdoor pool, a private gardens and koi pond, and more. 

Guests can ensure safe and reliable transportation to Port Everglades from the hotel with the Pre-Cruise Package. A complimentary shuttle service will take travelers to Port Everglades from the hotel, ensuring a timely and convenient arrival.

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Miami International Airport, Miami, Florida
Conveniently located within half a mile of Miami International Airport, the 318-room all-suite hotel satisfies their guests’ cravings at Grill305, the on-site restaurant with vibrant coastal cuisine and fine steak menus alongside an extensive beverage selection. After a long day of travel, guests can rest in the hotel’s outdoor Olympic-size pool, work off stress in the fitness center, or explore everything Miami has to offer with Little Havanna, the Dolphin Mall and South Beach just a short trip away. Find images of the hotel here.

With the Cruise Package, guests can enjoy convenient transportation between Miami International Airport and PortMiami using the hotel’s complimentary shuttle service. Leaving the hotel is no hassle, complimentary breakfast and evening reception at Grill 305, the hotel’s on-site restaurant serving locally inspired cuisine and fine steaks, will check one thing of the to-do list for an easy and convenient exit.

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Kimpton Angler’s South Beach
With a rich past stemming from its heyday as a haven for true anglers including Ernest Hemmingway, Kimpton Angler’s Hotel South Beach is located within steps of the Art Deco District and just two blocks from the beach. The hotel features a total of 132 one-, two- and three-story guest rooms and suites with spacious floor plans ranging in size from 400 to 1,000 square feet and includes studios, lofts, villas, spa villas, and poolside bungalows.

  • Suite Deal: Stay 4 Pay 3 - enjoy a four-night stay in one of our luxe suites for the price of three. Available for stays now through September 30, 2024. Minimum 4-night stay required.

Georgia Spring Break Deals

Serenbe
Stay at one of the properties within Serenbe Community and immerse your family in a week of nature, the arts, and more. Get a tour of Serenbe Farms (one of the first Certified Organic Farms in GA), take family walks along the various nature trails (and greet the Serenbe animals), enjoy live music on the Porch of the Farmhouse, or explore all the local shops/businesses within the community. 

  • While the Inn at Serenbe offers various unique packages and promotions, if you book a five-night stay at the Inn (or within the Community) in March or April, you’ll receive 20% off the best available rate, perfect for those looking for a budget-friendly destination. 

Hawaii Spring Break Deals

Aqua-Aston Hospitality's Winter Promotion | Hawaii
Travelers can take up to 20% off at one of Aqua-Aston Hospitality’s participating Hawaii properties including luxury condominium style Aston Waikiki Beach Tower and oceanfront Aston Islander on the Beach in Kauai. The booking window is open to the public from January 8, 2024 through February 2, 2024 for travel by June 30, 2024. Use promo code ‘Escape’ when booking your reservation.

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Mauna Kea Residences | Kohala Coast, HI
For families seeking a harmonious blend of relaxation, adventure, and spacious accommodations, Mauna Kea Residences, situated within the Mauna Kea Resort on the Island of Hawaii, offers the quintessential tropical getaway. These private residences boast panoramic ocean views and grant access to world-class amenities. Enhancing the getaway is the ‘Experience Aloha’ package, designed to elevate guests’ itinerary during their stay. Those who book a minimum 5-night stay will receive a resort credit of up to $300 per night to apply towards endless activities at Mauna Kea Resort, including dining & luau, spa, golf, tennis, and beach activities. *Valid on stays through May 31, 2024.

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Villatel Orlando Resort 
Set upon 77 acres in Orlando’s premier tourism district, the brand-new Villatel Orlando Resort offers luxe 4-9 bedroom villas, suited for groups of 8 to 24, with amenities that’ll deliver the ultimate Spring Break fest—from epic themed rooms to movie theaters, arcades, private pools, game lofts, and more. Travelers can keep the fun going with the resort’s exclusive spring break packages, including a poolside package with games and floats, a movie night package to enjoy in your home theater, or a BBQ basket to grill up a feast on the patio. To make this stay even sweeter, guests earn a free night when they book a stay of 7+ nights using code “1FREENIGHT” at checkout (blackout dates apply). Rates start at $232/night. Off-property, families can enjoy easy access to theme parks Universal Orlando and Walt Disney World, just mere minutes from the resort.

Hotel Commonwealth
Hotel Commonwealth

Illinois Spring Break Deals

21c Museum Hotel Chicago
Enjoy spring break in the big city with 21c Museum Hotel Chicago’s Snuggle Up Package, which offers families the comforts of home, complete with oversized plush blankets, streaming TVs for holiday movies, plush snowballs, an in-room fort, and lots of hot chocolate to cozy up to after a long day exploring the city. The package will run through end of March and 21c also has a new partnership with the Museum of Ice Cream, offering a 10% discount to hotel guests.

Massachusetts Spring Break Deals

Hotel Commonwealth | Boston, MA
Steps from America’s beloved Fenway Park sits a premier luxury hotel and the Official Hotel of the Boston Red Sox, Hotel Commonwealth. Hotel guests can enjoy an overnight stay and unforgettable game-day experiences this spring— the “Family of Fans” package includes an overnight stay, an ultimate photo opp at Fenway Park, Pavilion section seating, a family welcome message on the Fenway Park scoreboard, personalized matching Red Sox jerseys and more. The cherry on the sundae for any baseball fan is a stay in one of Hotel Commonwealth’s renowned baseball-themed guest rooms, from the park-facing Fenway guest rooms to the Fenway Park Suite or Baseball Suite surrounded by Red Sox memorabilia. Families can also take advantage of Hotel Commonwealth’s “Stay Longer, Save More!” package to save up to 20% when staying four nights or more.

Minnesota Spring Break Deals

Grand View Lodge | Nisswa, MN
Those looking to step away from the traditional warm-weather spring break destinations need to look no further than Grand View Lodge. Spread over 750 acres, the iconic lakeside retreat offers a variety of private, luxury accommodations – from boutique hotel suites to traditional cabins and spacious villas perfect for spring break travel for families of all types – 45 holes of championship golf, 2,500 feet of sandy beach on Gull Lake, indoor pools, indoor waterslide, and the recently renovated Glacial Waters Spa.

  • The “Spring Break at the Lake” package: With a stay of three nights or more between March 15 and April 7, 2024, you'll get 15% off of ski, snowboard, or tubing pass at Mount Ski Gull

Missouri Spring Break Deals

The Elms Hotel & Spa | Excelsior Springs, MO
The hotel is settled among vineyards, golf courses, historic sites, parks, and trails and is currently offering travelers 20% off when booking at least three nights when booked by February 29th, 2024, for stay dates through May 2nd, 2024 (perfect for spring break!). 

Montana Spring Break Deals

The Resort at Paws Up | Greenough, MT
The Resort at Paws Up combines luxury with unforgettable adventure on a 37,000-acre ranch—featuring untamed Montana wilderness steeped in Lewis & Clark history. Visiting families can stay in a luxury three-bedroom Wilderness Estate, or the one- to three-bedroom Big Timber Homes, to enjoy all the comforts and privacy of home with elevated Western furnishings.

  • Spring Break Time, Montana-Style (March 25–April 17, 2024) Includes: Book 4+ nights and receive a 20% discount off lodging rates. A $500 prepaid Resort credit per person per stay (included in package pricing) to use as you wish on activities and excursions or spa treatments. All daily meals, nonalcoholic beverages and a selection of beer, red and white wine and well liquors.

New Mexico Spring Break Deals

Taos Ski Valley | New Mexico
Nestled among the highest peaks of New Mexico’s Sangre de Cristo mountains, Taos Ski Valley is a year-round destination that delivers a pure mountain experience. Independently owned and operated, Taos Ski Valley strives to be better, not bigger. Whether skiing, riding, hiking, biking, or more, visitors of Taos Ski Valley are invigorated by the essence of the outdoors and inspired to make memories that last a lifetime. Taos is known for its wide variety of lessons and ski improvement programs. This season Taos Ski Valley has two new packages to appeal to every level:

  • First Timers Package: Taos Ski Valley will offer new skiers and riders a deeply discounted rate to try out the sports for the first time. The package includes instruction, a novice lift ticket, and equipment rental from Taos Sports. The package starts at $205 for a one-day first time lesson, $330 for a two-day first time lesson, or $395 for three days. (A savings of $179 or more than 50% for the one-day option, up to $757 savings for the three-day).
  • Ski Week Packages: Since the 1960s, guests have enjoyed the beloved Ski Week which provides a full week of instruction to inspire and improve visitors’ skiing, renew their spirits, and create long-time friendships. New this winter, guests can book a Ski Week package, which includes five days of immersive lessons, two five-day lift tickets, five nights of accommodations at the slopeside Blake Hotel, five-day demo ski rentals and daily breakfast at 192 at The Blake. 

New York Spring Break Deals

Trump International Hotel & Tower New York | New York, NY
This spring break, Trump International Hotel & Tower New York touts their year-round family-friendly Glamping By The Park package. After a day of exploring Manhattan, guests can keep their little ones entertained by camping indoors with a tent, sleeping bags and a make-your-own s'mores kit complete with "campfire" all without leaving the comforts of a luxurious hotel suite overlooking Central Park. Terms & Conditions apply.

The Hermitage Hotel
The Hermitage Hotel

Tennessee Spring Break Deals

Club Wyndham Smoky Mountains | Sevierville, Tennessee
Club Wyndham Smoky Mountains in Sevierville, TN is right at the heart of America's number one national park destination. The panoramic views of the Smoky Mountains and surrounding countryside will astound and delight. Located on gentle green slopes, families can enjoy outdoor fun and top draws like Dollywood, Splash Country, Rainforest Adventures and Great Smoky Mountain National Park are just a short drive away. At Club Wyndham Smoky Mountains, spacious one-, two- and three-bedroom apartment-style suites comfortably sleep four to eight guests, with plenty of room to rest and relax in separate living and sleeping areas, full kitchens, and dining spaces. Interested in having someone else handle the cooking? Utilize Club Wyndham’s partnership with Take a Chef for a discounted experience, and have a private chef prepare a customized meal for your group from start to finish.

  • For spring break travel, families can save up to $250 when staying three nights or more, when booked by February 29, 2024, by using promo code STAY24 at checkout.

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Big Cypress Lodge | Memphis, TN
Camp out inside the iconic Memphis Pyramid this Spring Break and experience nature like never before when you stay at the world-class Big Cypress Lodge, located in the heart of downtown Memphis along the Mississippi River. Suspended among Cypress trees, the 103-room wilderness hotel overlooks Bass Pro Shops at the Pyramid. Your stay includes these complimentary perks: Tickets for the Sky High Ride, Shuttle service to and from Downtown Memphis, and a Delicious In-Room Snack Basket. Book here with offer code: BAR to pay only $199 a night from Sunday to Thursday; subject to availability.

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The Hermitage Hotel | Nashville, TN
Nashville’s iconic Hermitage Hotel has partnered with Draper James, the spirited lifestyle brand from Nashvillian Reese Witherspoon, to offer the ultimate Girls Getaway. Ideal for mothers and daughters this spring break, shopping, dining, and sightseeing are all on the menu, along with the ultimate photo-friendly memento: matching Draper James pajama sets for everyone in the group. Guests will be pampered with a private shopping experience at Draper James’ flagship store in Nashville’s stylish 12 South neighborhood. What’s more, with the hotel’s Third Night Complimentary deal, guests who book 2 or more consecutive nights, will receive the third night complimentary.

Texas Spring Break Deals

Cinnamon Shore South | Port Aransas, TX
Instead of the minimum five-night booking requirement, guests can opt to book just four nights at this charming, family-friendly coastal village on the Texas Gulf Coast. Running from March 8-17, guests get all the perks for a great deal, including luxe pools, lakefront fishing, private dune crossovers to the beach, and tons of Spring Break activities! Guests can rent golf carts for beach driving, and the community is just a short jaunt away from the charming beach town filled with great food, classic beach tourist shops, and more. Spring Break marks the grand opening of the new Splish Splash Family Pool, and there are even dog parks for your fur baby.

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Lost Pines Resort and Spa | Cedar Creek, TX

This spring break, enjoy the Family Fun package at this sprawling Hill Country resort. Using the code FAMILY, you'll get a three-night minimum that includes a $500 resort credit. Activities include a Bounce House, a Junior Golf Clinic, a unique Glow Foam Party by Austin Foam Monsters, featuring a dazzling display of glowing foam, and more. Teens are offered a Neon Nights Teen Swim Party and a dedicated hangout spot with hammocks for relaxation. Plus, families can enjoy Glow Golf and Dive-In Movies, to create unforgettable memories under the Texas stars.

Vermont Spring Break Deals

Topnotch Resort | Stowe, VT
The AAA Four-Diamond Topnotch Resort blends the gracious charm of a ski lodge with the luxurious amenities of a world-class resort. Located on 120 acres of woodland at the foot of Mount Mansfield between Stowe Village and Stowe Mountain Resort, the property includes 68 guestrooms and suites and 16 two- and three-bedroom resort homes (dogs are welcome in select rooms and suites).

  • The Linger Longer package is for Topnotch’s three resort home types – 1, 2, and 3 bedrooms, 16 resort homes total. With space for friends and family, there’s plenty of room to spread out and relax (or work) in a mountain home away from home. Guests have access to all Topnotch amenities. Book a 4-night stay or longer and the last night is free.
  • Another great spring break package is our Advanced Purchase for the Advanced Traveler package.  Book 30 or more days in advance and get 15% off the nightly rate.

Washington Spring Break Deals

Lotte Hotel Seattle | Seattle, WA
Families visiting Seattle this Spring Break can experience the magic of the Teatro ZinZanni Residency at the luxurious Lotte Hotel Seattle. This one-of-a-kind entertainment experience brings together two iconic Seattle brands during Teatro ZinZanni’s 25th anniversary year, promising an opulent, world-class extravaganza in the breathtaking setting of the hotel’s historic venue, the Grand Ballroom in The Sanctuary. Families can join the party and enjoy premium cuisine and world-class cirque, comedy, and music for a special evening the whole family can enjoy. When travelers book online on Lotte Hotel Seattle’s website with the code ZINZANNI, they’ll save up to 25% off their room rate. *Through March 31, 2023.

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Suncadia | Cle Elum, WA
Bed & Breakfast Package (ongoing): Wake up in the mountains! The Suncadia Bed & Breakfast package allows guests and families to start their day energized and ready to explore Suncadia’s 6,400-acre mountain playground – perfect for families with numerous outdoor adventure activities and programming for all ages. Package Includes: Overnight accommodations in The Lodge or The Inn and a $40 Daily Dining Credit

Washington DC Spring Break Deals

Viceroy Washington DC
Situated alongside the District’s vibrant 14th Street corridor, Viceroy Washington DC is a modern luxury lifestyle hotel with a rich history and whimsical art. A gallery featuring local artists’ works, dining concepts that pay homage to the neighborhood’s jazz heritage and design elements meant to embody the neighborhood of Logan Circle’s most distinctive qualities. The 178-room hotel features Dovetail, an all-season outdoor patio restaurant and bar that’s opening on May 18th; Hush, a seasonal rooftop bar and pool; BPM, a grab-and-go indoor-outdoor coffee bar; and more than 5,000 square feet of meeting and event space. Travelers can now save up to 15 percent off when they prepay their stay. Details can be found here.

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Hotel Zena
Changing the conversation in Washington, D.C., Hotel Zena is a bold cultural and lifestyle-driven hotel that celebrates women while recognizing the enduring struggle for gender equality. Every architectural line, material, and art installation was designed and curated to send a message of female empowerment – including a portrait of the late, honorable Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg in the lobby using 20,000 hand-painted and repurposed tampons. The 191-room hotel features an impressive art collection; Figleaf, its signature bar and restaurant; and Hedy’s Rooftop, an upscale lounge for cocktails and lite bites. Travelers can take advantage of their Stay & Dine deal which offers a $50 daily food and beverage credit. The package can be booked here.

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Washington Hilton | Washington DC
Helping guests celebrate the spring magic of DC’s Cherry Blossom season, the hotel has rolled out fresh Cherry Blossom packages and offerings below. Two miles away from the White House and National Mall, guests can also enjoy a seasonal outdoor pool deck, LivingWell Health Club, sleek lobby bar, sports bar, and regionally-inspired Four Oaks restaurant.

  • Cherry Blossom Package Details: Enjoy DC's Cherry Blossom season with a spring getaway package to Washington Hilton! Book our Cherry Blossom Package to receive two cherry blossom-themed cocktails, themed cupcakes, 50% off an appetizer at one of our delicious on-site restaurants, and a commemorative festival kite
  • Cherry Blossom Breakfast and Parking Package Details: Enjoy DC's Cherry Blossom season with a spring getaway package to Washington Hilton! Reserve our Cherry Blossom Breakfast and Parking Package to receive two cherry blossom-themed cocktails, themed cupcakes, breakfast, self-parking, and a commemorative festival kite.

Multiple US Locations

Campspot
Campspot, a leading camping booking site, will be kicking off spring camping with their biggest sale of the season! Campspot’s Biggest Booking Week will run from in early spring and offer incredible discounts at top private campgrounds across the country. Whether you’re searching for an adventurous spring break getaway, or planning ahead for summer vacation, browse and book the perfect campsite complete with waterpark, mini golf, bike rentals, or whatever tickles your family’s fancy. Visit campspot.com to get a head start on browsing, and follow along with @Campspot on Instagram to receive sale updates!

Jellystone Park 
  • Book 4 nights - receive 25% off
  • Book 5 nights - receive 30% off
  • Book 7 nights - receive 30% off
  • TX & CA locations only - Everything is open including all pools, food and beverage options, all activities, etc.
  • TX Locations only - Fun Passes available at a discounted rate. See more online
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Camp Fimfo 
  • Book 4 nights - receive 25% off (Code: 4Night)
  • Book 5 nights - receive 30% off (Code: 5Night)
  • Book 7 nights - receive 30% off (Code: 7Night)
  • All activities and amenities will be open including all water features and coasters!
  • TX Locations only - Fun Passes available at a discounted rate. See more online

Wyndham Grand Rio Mar
Wyndham Grand Rio Mar

Caribbean & South America Spring Break Deals

Atlantis Paradise Island | The Bahamas
Take advantage of the January sale by booking through January 24 for travel through June 17, 2024. The Public Sale is available from January 1st through 24th, 2024 to all visitors. Kick the year off right with ensured fun under the sun and the gift of travel! *Each offer is for a minimum two (2) night stay 

The January Sale includes:

  • $125 resort credit, along with 25% savings at The Coral, 20% savings at The Royal, and 15% savings at The Reef
  • $250 resort credit, along with 15% savings at The Cove 

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Wyndham Grand Rio Mar Puerto Rico Rainforest, Beach and Golf Resort | Puerto Rico
Make the most of this holiday season and take advantage of our Best Available Rates by booking 5 Nights and get the 5th Night free plus $100 Food and Beverage Credit for your stay. These apply to travel dates between November 1, 2023 through April 30, 2024.

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Seven Stars Resort & Spa, Grace Bay Beach – Providenciales, Turks & Caicos
Seven Stars Resort is an acclaimed independent luxury resort that welcomes families. With the largest, most expansive suites overlooking Grace Bay, and accommodations that include two- and three-bedroom ocean fronts – ideal for families and extended families. 

  • Spring Break deal: Two offers currently available: Winter Offer: 10% off for travel from Feb 1 – April 14th , 2024. Booking window February 1-29, 2024. Spring Offer: 25% off all room types. Book by Feb. 29th 

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Wyndham Palmas Beach and Golf Resort
Get ready to beat the cold with our Winter Package: Book a 5-night escape and enjoy the 5th night on us, plus indulge with a $100 Food & Beverage Credit so you can enjoy the cuisine created by James Beard Finalists Chefs Jeff McInnis and Janine Booth.

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Aruba Marriott Resort & Stellaris Casino
Located on Palm Beach, Aruba Marriott Resort & Stellaris Casino invites families to put a retro twist on spring break with its Retro-Fun experience. This add-on experience includes a wicker basket full of finger food, 1950's candies, vintage games (think: Gumby and a Magic 8 ball), old-school Coca-Cola bottles and TIME magazines from the 1950s and 1960s for some light reading. Families can also take advantage of the resort's water sport activities, a family-friendly pool with lively music and dining at more than 10 on-site options. Call the resort at 800-228-9290 to add to a reservation. The experience is available throughout 2024.

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The Somerset on Grace Bay | Turks and Caicos
Winter Warm Up - Enjoy 15% off when you stay 3 nights or more, including daily complimentary breakfast. The offer is valid for bookings until April 1st, 2024, for travels between January 4th and April 6th, 2024. Three three-night minimum stay is required. Valid on all room categories. Blackout dates and certain restrictions may apply.

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Park Hyatt St. Kitts
Every 5th night free + $100 Resort Credit once per stay. Valid on all room categories. Blackout dates and certain restrictions may apply.

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Beaches Resorts | Jamaica and Turks & Caicos, Caribbean 
Beaches Resorts, the leading all-inclusive family-friendly resort company in the Caribbean, is offering families major savings on 2024 vacations. The Winter Blue sale offers up to $1500 in air credit for bookings at select resorts and a $150 Resort Credit on stays of seven nights or more, including all three Beaches Resorts throughout Jamaica and Turks & Caicos. Families can book the ultimate all-inclusive vacation at properties like Beaches Negril, which just debuted new three- and four-bedroom Firesky Reserve Villas and Eventide Penthouse Suites, or enjoy Beaches Turks & Caicos’ 45,000 square-foot waterpark. Simply book any qualifying Beaches Resort vacation through March 3, 2024, using the promo code: WBRC2024.

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La Coralina Island House | Bocas del Toro, Panama

Book the Spring Break Getaway for bookings Feb. 1-Apr. 30, 2024, and receive 5 nights in a superior room with last night free, transport to/from the airport, a welcome cocktail, beach club access, and more. 

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Aruba Resort
Perfect for all travelers, the 330 all-suite property is nestled along the Aruba coast and within walking distance of the dazzling waters of the top-rated Eagle Beach, and conveniently located only 5 minutes away from Palm Beach where guests can experience Aruba’s flavors and lifestyle. Guests of Embassy Suites by Hilton Aruba Resort will also enjoy an array of dining options on property and exciting amenities, including complimentary breakfast daily, complimentary nightly cocktail reception, as well as a private underground walkway that safely transports you to the beach. Families will also love the five food and beverage outlets on property, bike rental availability to explore the island, access to a concierge desk to book any island excursion of their choice, and much more.

In timing with Spring Break, Embassy Suites by Hilton Aruba Resort is also offering a one-of-a-kind Fun in the Sun Family Package, which offers guests

  • guaranteed spacious suite accommodations
  • a welcome amenity for the entire family
  • family sailing excursion including lunch
  • made to order breakfast included
  • afternoon drinks and snacks

 For booking and pricing, please contact AUAJM-Reservation@hilton.com

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Sonesta Resorts St. Maarten | St. Maarten 
Sonesta Resorts St. Maarten is a duo of stunning oceanfront, all-inclusive resorts in the Dutch Caribbean, comprised of the family-friendly Sonesta Maho Beach Resort, Casino & Spa and five-star, adults-only Sonesta Ocean Point Resort. Sonesta Maho Beach Resort, Casino and Spa is a 420-room fun-for-all ages resort, while Sonesta Ocean Point Resort is a spectacular adults-only 130 suite “resort within a resort” featuring all-access to the adjacent all-ages Maho Beach Resort. While Maho Beach Resort will be best for guests of all ages, groups traveling with adult children will enjoy the next-door Ocean Point Resort. Families who book their stay now through December 19, 2024, can enjoy up to 35% off standard rates by selecting the ‘Barefoot Paradise’ package. Offer valid on new bookings only and cannot be combined with other deals. Blackout dates apply and based on availability. Travelers are to use promo code: PARADISE at checkout for stays through December 19, 2024.

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The Landings Resort and Spa (St. Lucia): On the shores of the treasured Gros Islet offering all-inclusive packages for its one, two and three-bedroom villas with butler service, washer/dryers and plunge pools. Plus, unlimited use of watersports, 7,000 sq ft spa, four pools and more.

Spring Break offer:

  • Deal: Stay 5 nights or more and enjoy $100 Spa credit, daily butler service and resort activities including Caribbean cooking classes
  • Booking window: Now through February 29, 2024 Travel window: Now through June 30, 2024! Promo Code WINTER2024

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Aruba Resort (Aruba)Opened in February 2023 steps from Aruba’s renowned Eagle Beach, annually voted one of the most beautiful beaches in the world, and features 330 suites with stunning views of the Caribbean and five food and beverage concepts.
Spring Break offer:

  • Fun in the Sun Family Package: Family sailing excursion including lunch; made to order breakfast; afternoon drinks; snacks; spacious suite accommodations and a welcome amenity for the entire family upon arrival
  • How to book: For booking and pricing, please contact AUAJM-Reservation@hilton.com 

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Hampton Inn & Suites San Juan (San Juan, Puerto Rico): A breezy walk from Isla Verde Beach and nearby dining, bars, and nightspots with onsite outdoor pool and swim-up bar and poolside restaurant.
Spring Break offer:

  • Deal: 25% OFF – Book 3 nights and get the 4th night free. Booking window: February 1 – May 31, 2024 How to book: SRP: PVK

Canada Spring Break Deals

Chelsea Hotel | Toronto
As Canada's largest hotel with 1,590 guest rooms, the Chelsea Hotel, Toronto, is centrally located and just steps from the city's best shopping districts, world-class theatres, vibrant nightlife and exciting attractions. A full-service urban resort, the Chelsea Hotel has room types to suit everyone and the hotel offers three restaurants, separate adult and family recreation areas and pools – including the "Corkscrew" - downtown Toronto's only indoor waterslide. As a premier family destination, the hotel offers a full range of services including the Family Fun Zone, Kid Centre and Club 33 Teen Lounge. The Chelsea Hotel, Toronto is an independent property as part of the Langham Hospitality Group’s international portfolio of hotels and resorts. 

  • Stay and Save! Including Family Day Weekend/President’s Day Weekend
    • Family Day (Canada) and President’s Day (US) (February 17-19)Join us over Family Day long weekend. Book stay dates between February 15th to 19th for a flat rate from CDN $169. Enjoy the hotel’s dedicated Family Fun Zone, and guests can expect a line-up of free family-friendly activities all weekend long. Terms and conditions apply.
    • March Break (March 8-17)During March Break, the Chelsea is your family’s playground. For stay dates between March 7th to 17th, at the low rate from CDN $169 on weekdays and from  CDN$189 on weekends. Enjoy complimentary events and activities all week long, from movies to magic shows and everything in between. Terms and conditions apply.

Mexico Spring Break Deals

El Cielo Resort & Winery is a haven of luxury and tranquility nestled in the heart of the picturesque region. This resort is a wine tourism endeavor featuring a winery, as well as a boutique hotel boasting 95 lavishly appointed suites and villas. From the moment guests step into their rooms, they are enveloped in an atmosphere of comfort and sophistication, ensuring a truly elevated and unforgettable stay.

  • This spring break package includes lodging in a junior suite, American breakfast, a chocolate-tasting adventure, a barrel tour, and accommodations at one of the firepits with s’mores. Want to be on cloud nine? Guests are welcome to check out additional amenities, such as a welcome glass of wine, bicycle rentals, parking and free Wi-Fi. Valid from March 22 to April 7, 2024. Those interested in booking can do so here.

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Sandos Caracol Eco Resort is the ideal getaway for families looking to explore, reconnect with nature, and have an unforgettable vacation this spring break! A kid's dream come true, this all-inclusive, family-friendly eco-resort in the Riviera Maya is home to onsite crystal-clear cenotes; a river lined with mangroves that travelers can swim or kayak on as monkeys swing above; a grand 29-slide waterpark; a kids and teens club fully equipped with a jungle gym, trampoline, mini movie theater, crafts, sports and board games; an incredible onsite mini farm with local rescued animals where kids can become wildlife caretakers for the day; bike tours; snorkeling; 8+ restaurants; and much, much more! Additionally, the resort just launched their brand new Signature Eco Suites which are outfitted with plunge pools on private balconies and bunk beds that are perfect for kids!

  • For a limited time, the resort is offering a “Chase the Sun” package, making this resort a no-brainer for spring break! By booking before February 15th, 2024, guests can save up to 52% when traveling between January 1st and December 19th, 2024. Plus for extra savings, you can receive 125 USD in resort credit by using the promo code RESORT24 when booking!

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Andaz Mexico City Condesa, is a contemporary art haven fittingly nestled in the culturally vibrant and ultra-trendy Condesa neighborhood, and from now through August 2024, travelers can enjoy an exclusive Evergreen Deal of 20% off stays that are perfect to build a Spring Break trip or long weekend getaway around. Situated in one of the most walkable neighborhoods, the property is directly adjacent to the historic Parque Mexico and just a leisurely stroll away from museums like Museo Nacional de Antropología and Museo Nacional de Historia Castillo de Chapultepec, art galleries such as Galería OMR, Maia Contemporary and kurimanzutto, as well as some of the trendiest local boutiques like Goodbye Folk180° Shop and Chic by Accident. The hotel is also less than six miles from the world-famous Frida Kahlo Museum.

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JW Marriott Cancun | Cancun, Mexico
Keep the whole family engaged and busy in Cancun during your spring escape! The JW Marriott Cancun Family Fun package includes guaranteed connecting rooms, a daily $100 resort credit, free breakfast for two children under 12 years old, and daily internet access. Book your stay valid through April 4, 2024 using promotional code MAJ.

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Conrad Punta de Mita (Punta Mita, MX): Inside Punta de Mita's exclusive gated community, guests can enjoy personal concierge services in their suites with outdoor showers and plunge pools overlooking the Pacific Ocean, three outdoor pools and six oceanfront dining concepts including an onsite Agave Studio featuring over 100 different tequilas and mezcals. The hotel also offers pickleball courts amid lush tropical landscaping, historic wellness therapies and direct access to land and water activities on the beaches of Riviera Nayarit.
Spring Break offer:

  • Deal: Book three nights, get the fourth night free
  • Booking window: Now through March 31, 2024
  • Travel window: Now through September 2024
  • How to book: Here; SRP: PBBOG1

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Waldorf Astoria Cancun (Cancun, MX): Opened November 2022 with 173 luxurious guest rooms and suites (each featuring breathtaking ocean views and a private balcony with a plunge pool), signature Waldorf Astoria Spa with 21 indoor and outdoor treatment rooms, sauna and salon, a private sandy beach, pools and seaside fine dining concepts.
Spring Break offer:

  • Friends’ Getaway Offer: Includes roundtrip transfer to Cancun International Airport – Waldorf Astoria Cancun, a Chef’s 4-course dining experience at Malpeque for two people per stay, daily reservation for a Pool Cabana. This offer is not applicable to existing reservations or group bookings, and may not be combined with other select promotions, discounts or offers. All offer components are non-transferrable or redeemable for cash, expire at check-out and may not be used or applied on future stays. Offer is subject to change without notice. Offer is subject to availability. Minimum two (2) night consecutive stay required.
  • Booking window: Now through December 15, 2024 How to book: Here

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Hilton Los Cabos (Los Cabos, MX): With views of the Sea of Cortez and direct access to a cove-protected beach in Los Cabos, Hilton Los Cabos features access to four world-renowned golf courses including Cabo del Sol designed by Jack Nicklaus, Enclave Beach Club, seven dining outlets, four oceanfront pools, beachside spa and excursions from camel rides to sailing.

  • Deal #1“Make My Stay” for $350 Resort Credit on 3+ Night Stays
  • Booking window: Now through March 31, 2024
  • Travel window: Now through September 2024 Here; SRP: PGAIRO
  • Deal #2: “Stay Longer in Paradise” for 20% off 4+ night stays 
  • Booking window: Now through March 31, 2024
  • Travel window: Now through September 2024 Here; SRP: PGAIRO

 

Europe & Asia Spring Break Deals

Cameron House | Loch Lomond, Scotland
There's so much to discover at Cameron House this winter. Arrive to a chilled Cameron House Signature Cocktail in your room and enjoy the most indulgent stay at Cameron House with our two-night winter experience package. Guests can make the most of unlimited access to the Cameron Leisure Club, leaving you feeling completely relaxed.

  • Deal: Two-night stay in a Classic bedroom with complimentary upgrade to Loch View Bedroom. Cameron House Signature Cocktail in your room on arrival. Full access to the Cameron Leisure Club which includes a swimming pool, family pool, gym, sauna, steam room and bubble pool. Enjoy a hearty Scottish breakfast in the Cameron Grill restaurant on both mornings. Code: WINTERBB

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The Vintage House Hotel
The Vintage House Hotel is a 5-star hotel located in the heart of the Douro Valley winemaking region, classified by UNESCO as a World Heritage Site and in the oldest demarcated wine region in the world. The Vintage House Hotel used to house a former 19th Century winery and is characterized by an idyllic setting, surrounded by hills and mountains covered by vineyards that stretch to the river. Its old-world elegance exudes European Charm and offers a warm welcome to guests, capturing hearts with its position and elegant, comfortable interiors.

  • Between now and April, we suggest you see the seasonal Winter Experience programme available until 31st March 2024, and then again from 1st November 2024.
  • The Gastronomic Experience programme includes a dinner in the restaurant as well as other benefits, running throughout this year.

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The Yeatman Hotel - Porto
Occupying a breathtaking position overlooking the Douro River and the city of Porto, The Yeatman is located in the heart of one of Europe’s great wine capitals. Home to British Port shippers for over three centuries, The Yeatman blends the finest Portuguese traditions of hospitality with a uniquely British flair for understated, stylish comfort. Set in landscaped gardens, The Yeatman is a tranquil haven where guests can unwind enjoying panoramic views, extensive terraces and two infinity pools (indoor and out). Apart from enjoying the swimming pools, children can play in the Kids Club and it is possible to book a babysitter in advance. There are plenty of books available in the bedrooms and Hotel Library and younger children are catered to with a fun surprise on arrival among other in-room amenities.

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Grand Universe Lucca | Italy
Wheel into spring break with an unforgettable trip to the historic city center of Lucca, Italy. The palatial Grand Universe Lucca offers the unique Bikes & Bites package where guests of the hotel are given bikes and a basket with “Schiacciata”, Tuscan flatbread stuffed sandwiches; “Buccellato” old sweet bread; Tuscan wine (for mom and dad), and water to bring along for a picnic. The whole family will love riding along the city walls that encircle Lucca and offer an incredible birds-eye-view of the entire city. The experience costs 25 Euro per person. Book here

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The Shelbourne | Dublin, Ireland
Celebrating its 200th anniversary in 2024, Dublin’s grand dame has always embodied the zeitgeist of the city--from being the premier venue for Dublin’s society events in the 1950s and 60s to playing host to the forming of The Chieftains, and today continuing to be Dubliners’ preferred social hotspot for fine food, cocktails, and pints. Known as “Ireland’s living room,” The Shelbourne is kicking off its milestone celebrations with the following packages for winter and spring of this year:

  • The Journey Through Time Since 1824 package includes deluxe room accommodation, gourmet breakfast, and complimentary parking for just €200 ($215) per person with the option to upgrade to one of the hotel’s luxurious Heritage Park View Rooms for an added €80 ($86). This package is available Sundays through Thursdays from January 7th to February 28th and is subject to availability. Promotional Code: THM
  • The Shelbourne will also be introducing the Toast To 200 Years Of History package for stays between March 1st and November 30th, which includes a deluxe room accommodation and gourmet breakfast, complete with a voucher that guests receive at check-in for two special cocktails to celebrate the momentous anniversary. Promotional Code: QZR
  • Perfect for winter break, the Luxurious Family Escape at The Shelbourne package allows children to indulge in turndown service. Available from February 11-24th, the package includes bed & breakfast in a deluxe double room (for 2 adults and 2 kids under 12), parking, and a turndown service featuring kids’ bathrobes and slippers, freshly baked cookies and milk, and in-room movie setup with popcorn. Promotional Code: ZE2
  • Looking ahead to spring, the Celebrate Easter at The Shelbourne offering includes deluxe accommodation, breakfast, parking, two celebratory 1916 cocktails at No.27 Bar, and an in-room Easter egg with chocolate treats. It is available for stays between March 14th and April 7th. Promotional Code: EB5
  • Lastly, for any visitors looking to pamper themselves during their trip to Dublin, The Shelbourne Spa is offering a Winter Skin Savior facial package, including an Elemis’ signature deep cleaning skin wellness facial that leaves skin looking healthy, refreshed, and rebalanced. Following the treatment, guests are invited to enjoy the relaxing room overlooking St. Stephen’s Green before heading to The Salon for a blow out and superfood hydrating smoothie. The package is €149 ($164) per person, and available Monday through Thursday from January 1st through February 28th with booking subject to availability.

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A Cultural District with a WOW factor | Porto, Portugal

WOW is a huge new cultural district where everyone is welcome. In the historic heart of Vila Nova de Gaia, just a short distance from the centre of Porto, WOW pays homage to culture, history, and Portugal's main industries.  Explore six different museumsrestaurants, and workshops for all the family

Special offer: Family ticket (2 adults+2 kids) for 2 museums – 72€. Valid for 1 month.

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Vakkaru | Maldives
Vakkaru sits on a secluded reef island with ocean views, white sand, and unique marine biodiversity. The Vakkaru Dream Getaway is available for stays of fice days or more between now and December 22, 2024, and includes:

  • Up to 30% off on accommodations; daily breakfast at Amaany ; complimentary daily dinner at designated restaurants; complimentary stay and meals for two children below 12 years of age; complimentary access to Parrotfish Club for children 3 to 12 years of age, Coconut Club, Sports Fields and Merana Spa’s Wellness Area, and more. 

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