Even a picky eater can’t pass up these kid-friendly charcuterie boards

If ever there was a food trend that was totally on point for toddlers, it’s a kid charcuterie board. Bite-sized morsels you can nosh throughout the day? If that doesn’t describe a toddler’s favorite way to eat, then we don’t know what does. Next time your tot gets hungry, set one of these bad boys on the table and watch how quickly the food disappears. Note that all boards should be taken purely as pairing inspiration; you’ll want to go ahead and cut foods, like grapes, to the appropriate size(s) to avoid choking hazards. (We love this guide, in particular.)

Fun Finger Foods

No one is more on the go than a toddler, so grabable foods are a must! This cute array tosses in all the goodies, from sliced cheese and puffs to dips like hummus and yogurt for fruit and veggies. There’s bound to be something for everyone!

 

Disney Kids Charcuterie Board

Pretty much any toddler who loves a good Disney sesh will go gaga for this whimsical spread. Grab some Disney cookie cutters then use them on bread, cheese, and bologna to make this pink-themed board. Pair with peanut butter, apples, strawberries, and chocolate-covered pretzels then pop on your fave Disney flick!

 

Peanut Butter & Jelly Platter

The Baker Mama

Won’t you feel like a superstar parent when you set out this kid-approved snack board designed by The Baker Mama. With PB&J as the centerpiece, you can’t go wrong, but you can always get creative with different jam and butter sandwich combos. (p.s. Leave out the popcorn if you have extra little ones.)

 

Cheese & Cracker Crowd-Pleaser

Taming Twins

A simple kid favorite—cheese and crackers—are the building blocks of this adorable charcuterie board designed by Sarah at Taming Twins. Assemble it for snack time or as a dinner precursor to hold off the witching-hour hangries. 

 

Taste the Rainbow

Raising Whasians

Christie at Raising Whasians is all about helping kids eat a rainbow of healthy fruits and veggies. We adore her colorful spread, which has a little something for every toddler in your life. (Just avoid the whole almonds with little kids.)

 

Bountiful Breakfast Board

Valentina's Corner

If breakfast isn’t already your toddler's favorite meal of the day, it will be after you assemble this board dreamed up by Valentina of Valentina’s Corner. She’s piled on tot faves alongside fluffy pancakes and syrup, so the whole family can start the day off on the right foot. 

 

Dip-able Desserts

A Hundred Affections

Parents can always count on toddlers to love dips. Whether it’s fresh veggies paired with Ranch or apples alongside peanut butter, if they can dunk it, they’ll eat it. But they won’t need much convincing to chomp on fruits and crackers that are part of this sweet board by Kate at A Hundred Affections

Related: 11 Easy Summer Charcuterie Board Ideas to Try Now

Holiday Themed Toddler Charcuterie Boards

Halloween

Boo! This not-so-scary Halloween charcuterie board will have your little ghosts chomping for snacks. As soon as Trader Joe’s Halloween products hit the shelves, grab the grocer’s chocolate mousse pumpkins, fall leaves chips, ghosts and bats chips, and pumpkin cookies to whip up this boo-tiful board of snacks. (Again, no popcorn for really wee ones.)

 

Valentine’s Day

Equal parts sweet and savory, this Valentine’s Day kids’ charcuterie board is filled with tons of flavor in the form of fruit, cheese, pretzels, salami, gummies, and chocolate-covered goodies. Up the ante and serve in a sweet baking dish with heart-shaped openings!

 

St. Patrick’s Day

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in style! This verdant snack tray is jammed with green apples, waffles, cucumbers, spinach chips, and more. Normally kiddos might be turned off by such a healthy-looking array, but make it all about the Leprechauns and watch the magic happen!

 

Easter

A genius way to use your leftover egg cartons and plastic eggs, this toddler charcuterie “board” is beyond sweet for Easter! Just split your eggs in half and fill them with nibbles like small mandarin orange slices, cut-up melon, blueberries, animal crackers, and any other favorite for a festive snack time.

We promise that these pirate jokes won’t make you want to walk the plank

Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19 and we’ve got all the best pirate jokes for kids to get your day off to a hilarious start. These kid-friendly jokes are full of puns and will have you laughing all day! Be sure to check out our collection of the best jokes for kids, summer jokes, corny jokes, and even knock-knock jokes.

1. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear.

2. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting pirate.

Interrupting piryarrrrrr!

3. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrrrrrr

No, it be the C! (Sea).

—A hilarious 6-year-old reader.

4. What is a pirate’s favorite body part?
The booty!

—C.J., age 9

5. How do you save a dying pirate?
CPArrrrrrrrr

6. What’s a pirate’s favorite fish?
The Swordfish.

7. What’s a pirate’s worst enemy? 
Termites.

8. What do you call a pirate who likes to skip school?
Captain Hooky.

9. Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet? 
Because they spend years at C.

10. Where do pirates buy their hooks? 
The second hand store.

11. What did the pirate say when he left his wooden leg in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!

12. What do you call a pirate with two legs and two eyes?
A newbie.

13. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Garden.
Garden who?
I’m garden the treasure! 

14. What has 6 arms, 6 legs and 6 eyes? 
6 pirates.

15. What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved.

16. What did the pirate wear on Halloween?
A pumpkin patch.

17. Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? 
Because they were standing on the deck.

18. Where’s a pirate’s favorite breakfast joint?
IHOP.

19. How much was the pirate’s treasure worth?
Well, it cost him an arm and a leg.

20. What is the pirate’s favorite store?
The second-hand shop.

21. Why is pirating addictive?
Once you’ve lost your first hand, you’re hooked!

—Jokes 19-21 from Amanda

 

RELATED: Here Comes the Pun: 300 Jokes for Kids

 

Dive into these must-read books perfect for vacation or anytime

Spring is here, the weather is getting warmer, and the dream of long beach days is on the horizon. Even if long beach days aren’t on your horizon, there is still the possibility of some long, wistful days spent with… a book. We’ve all heard the term “beach read,” and although its origin has never been pinpointed, there is a by-name association that beach read books are light, fluffy, and vacation-themed. We’d like to think they’re moving beyond that; to anything you can dive into and get lost in.

If your to-be-read list isn’t growing as quickly as usual, we’re here to help. Here are a bunch of books to dive into—from social commentaries that manage to be fun to good, old-fashioned love stories.


Penguin Books

Self Care: A Novel by Leigh Stein

$11 BUY NOW

If you've ever scrolled through Instagram and wondered if wellness influencers really exist the way they do on screen in real life, Self Care by Leigh Stein is for you—because let's face it; we all know they don't. It's about two female cofounders of a wellness start-up. Maren Gelb is on a forced digital detox, thanks to a viral tweet that is not being very well received. Her partner, Devin Avery, is the outward projection of insufferable perfection, but inwardly—a mess. It's a quick, readable romp about reckoning with yourself when your "brand" is all about... self care.


happy place is one of the best beach reads for 2023
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Happy Place by Emily Henry

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If your love language is stories about smart moody men and even smarter, moodier women finding each other in this loveless world—Emily Henry is the author for you. Henry is a "beach read" master who delivers intelligent, fun dialogue and main characters you want to hang out with (or sleep with). It's the perfect recipe for a day in the sun with your head buried in a book. A Happy Place finds newly-broken-up couple Harriet and Wyn struggling to keep their game faces intact while they spend a week with their friends in a cottage in Maine—a getaway that's been a yearly tradition in their friends group for the last decade. They haven't told their friends about their breakup yet, and faking it for the week is turning out to be a little harder than they thought it would. Witty banter? Check! Sexual tension? Check! Totally relatable end-of-relationship crap? Check!


Sunshine Nails is one of the best beach reads for summer 2023
Atria Books

Sunshine Nails: A Novel by Mai Nguyen

$27 BUY NOW

Vietnamese refugees Debbie and Phil Tran have carved out a comfortable life for themselves in Toronto thanks to their family nail salon. But when a flashy nail salon chain opens across the street, their world turns upside down. Their landlord is threatening to jack up the rent and they are daily reminded that the garish competition is winning. When their daughter returns home after a messy breakup, the family comes together to dream of ways to take their rivals down. So much thought went into crafting these characters and telling a more and more common gentrification story—you'll truly be hanging on every word to see how everything unfolds for this family. Pre-order your copy today (releases on July 4th, 2023).


Romantic Comedy is one of the best beach reads of 2023
Random House

Romantic Comedy: A Novel by Curtis Sittenfeld

$12 BUY NOW

Sally Milz is a sketch comedy writer for a show that airs every Saturday night. Sally's happy with her career and totally satisfied with the occasional random hook-up—let's just say she's kinda given up on her search for love. When one of her co-writers starts dating a glamorous actress who guest hosts the show, Sally wonders why random, totally mediocre men are constantly landing incredibly hot women way out of their league—and why the same doesn't seem to hold true for women. That is, until super-hot popstar Noah Brewster is the musical guest one week, and he and Sally immediately hit it off. Romantic Comedy is as much a relevant social commentary as it is a blast to read—and that's hard to pull off.


Random House

Once More With Feeling: A Novel by Elissa Sussman

$15 BUY NOW

From the novelist who brought us Funny You Should Ask (which you should also totally read), comes the sophomore love story Once More, With Feeling. Katee Rose thinks she's living the dream as a famous pop star dating another wildly famous pop star, but her whole world implodes when she hooks up with someone who has always been her friend—and also happens to be her boyfriend's bandmate. Now she's living her life as plain old Kathleen Rosenberg and she's fine with it, that is, until an opportunity arises to thrust her back into the spotlight. An opportunity brought to her by Cal Kirby, the "friend" that derailed her entire life. This manages to be a relatable story about being human, the choices we make, and the feelings we can't deny. Pre-order your copy today (releases on May 30th, 2023).


Atria

You Could Make This Place Beautiful: A Memoir by Maggie Smith

$22 BUY NOW

"This place could be beautiful, right? You could make this place beautiful..." ends Maggie Smith's wildly well-known poem about the state of the world and raising children in it. The stunning words now represent the title of her new memoir, You Could Make This Place Beautiful, widely regarded as one of the most anticipated books of 2023. This is not a light book. It's heartbreaking and eye opening, and underline-worthy. It's about life and marriage and family—and expertly manages the most difficult lesson; that life is never what you expect and harder than you imagine. It's an instant New York Times bestseller, and worth all the hype.


The Charm Offensive is a best beach read for 2023
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The Charm Offensive by Alison Cochrun

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If you love a certain bachelor-based reality TV show and you love a good love story, The Charm Offensive is for you. Dev is a man who's always believed in fairy tales, so it makes sense that he produces the biggest fairy tale of all; a long-running TV show that brings people together. When disgraced tech wunderkind Charlie becomes the show's bachelor, Dev wonders if he'll be able to get the quiet, stiff, anxious man in front of him camera ready—and ready to find a woman. Turns out Dev and Charlie have more fireworks than any of the contestants on the show, and what develops is a super cute love story all about who makes you feel safe and how to find what you truly need.


Atria

You Made a Fool of Death With Your Beauty: A Novel by Akwaeke Emezi

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Feyi lost the love of her life five years ago in a tragic car accident and is desperately ready to learn how to enjoy something again. She's putting the pieces of her life back together; she's a successful artist, she has a ride-or-die best friend, and she's dipping her toes in the world of casual hook-ups. She's not ready to move on in any real way, until she meets someone who whisks her away for a whirlwind summer luxury trip. But the trip takes a dangerous turn when she falls deeply for someone who isn't who she came with—and might be the most complicated person she could have fallen in love with. No one writes like Emezi, and this book is stunning and satisfying. Pre-order a copy today (releases on June 8th, 2023).


Berkeley

Killers of a Certain Age: A Novel by Deanna Raybourn

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Described as "James Bond meets the Golden Girls," this fun story does not disappoint. Four women have spent their lives as the deadliest group of assassins out there, but when they reach retirement age, they soon figure out that the organization that's been employing them has some very permanent plans for their future. They have to rely on experience and each other to get themselves out of this kill-or-be-killed situation. You'll devour this book for the action and appreciate it for the social commentary regarding just when exactly it is that women become disposable.

Related: 10 Books So Good You’ll Cry When They’re Finished

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From beachside hotspots to the Hollywood hills, these hotels will let you swim in their pools—no overnight stay required

You don’t need your own pool to have a proper pool day; you just need a hotel pool day pass! Want to cool off on a swanky rooftop with a view of the city? It’s possible! Hoping for some sangria with your swim? Yes, please! Prefer a pool with a waterslide? No problem. Here are the best hotel pools with day passes in Los Angeles.

Hilton Hotels

Universal City: Hilton Los Angeles/Universal City
Lights, camera, splash! Take your pint-size paddlers to the Hilton Universal City located just one block from Universal Studios Hollywood. The best part (aside from the large outdoor swimming pool and hot tub that will keep your kids busy dipping between the two) is you can head over to Universal Studios when you finally feel water-logged. Poolside dining along with complimentary wifi is available.

Pool Hours: Daily 11 a.m.-4 p.m.
Cost: $45 for adults, $35 for kids, and infants are free. Cabana rental is $250 and includes day passes for up to six people as well as a TV, bottled water, and a fruit bowl.
Parking: Discounted self-parking for $12 and valet for $22.

555 Universal Hollywood Dr.
Universal City
Onlineresortpass.com/hotels/hilton-universal-city

West/South LA: Marina del Rey Hotel
Access to a heated outdoor pool and hot tub—and the chance to score a cabana without reservations or paying through the wazoo? The Marina del Rey Hotel offers all of that plus complimentary wifi, the ability to order food and drinks from SALT, as well as access to their fitness center if swimming those laps (or watching the kids swim their heart out), isn’t enough of a workout. And let’s not forget you are minutes away from everything in Venice and Marina del Rey—making this a no-brainer stop during any westside visit. On Sundays throughout the summer, the hotel offers “Sunday Fundays” with live music, poolside treats, drink specials, free goodies, as well as swag to take home at day’s end.

Pool Hours: 8:30 a.m.-10 p.m. (“Sunday Funday” is 12-4)
Cost: $50 for adults, $20 for kids, and infants are free. Cabana rentals are $450 and include day passes for five people as well as a complimentary fruit plate, light snacks, and an ice bucket with soft drinks and water.
Parking: Valet parking is $10 for the first 2 hours and $7 per additional hour.

13534 Bali Way
Marina del Rey
Online: resortpass.com/hotels/the-marina-del-rey-hotel

Anaheim: Cambria Hotel
If your idea of a killer pool day includes zipping down waterslides, the 30,000-square-foot water park at this Disneyland-area hotel will be right up your alley. With two twisty slides, pop-up jets, and splash pads (plus a full-sized pool), it’s a perfect place to hang on a day off from Disney—or as a destination in itself. When you’re ready to dry off, families can putt-putt on a small putting green, play ball on the basketball court, or enjoy a movie on the outdoor movie wall. Hungry? The grab-and-go market has snacks galore for the kids, while adults can order drinks from the poolside Bar. Free wifi is also available, so you can scroll away while the kids play.

Note: Kids must be 44 inches to ride the waterslides. 

Pool Hours:  8 a.m. – 5 p.m.
Cost: $30 for adults; $20 for kids
Parking: Self-parking is available for $15.

101 E Katella Ave.
Anaheim
Online: Resortpass.com/hotels/cambria-hotel-anaheim-resort-area

LAX-Area: Marriott LAX Airport
Got a long layover at LAX? Sure, you could spend it sprawled out on the floor of the airport terminal…or you could spend it basking in the sun, poolside, at this hotel just a few minutes from the runway. Want a private room to shower and relax after a day at the pool (or take your tiny swimmer for a nap)?  You can book a day room that includes four pool passes and gives you a private guest room (with a king bed or two queens plus a private bathroom) from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m.  When you’re hungry, the hotel has several eateries to choose from, including Social Market & Eatery, Hangar 18 Bar + Kitchen, and JW Steakhouse, or grab a coffee and quick bites from Starbucks.

Pool Hours:  8 a.m.-10 p.m. (pool bar is open June through September, 12 p.m – 5 p.m.
Cost:  $30 per person.
Parking:
Self-parking for $25 and valet parking for $35.

5855 W Century Blvd.
Los Angeles
Online: Resortpass.com/hotels/los-angeles-airport-marriott

Westlake: Hyatt Regency Westlake
Relax in the heated pool and hot tub at this Mediterranean-inspired oasis in the Valley. When you want to take a break from the pool, wander the meandering wooded pathways to Harvest Kitchen & Bar for healthy, farm-to-table cuisine.  To-go drinks and snacks are also available—and there’s a full-service Starbucks if the afternoon siesta time gets too sleepy for you. When the sun starts to set, cozy up on cushioned seating around the fire pits and enjoy some S’mores.

Pool Hours: 7 a.m.-10 p.m.
Cost: $25 for adults, $15 for kids; infants are free.
Parking:
Complimentary self-parking and valet parking for $24.

880 S Westlake Blvd.
Westlake Village
Online: resortpass.com/hotels/hyatt-regency-westlake

Hyatt Regency Huntington Beach

Huntington Beach: Hyatt Regency Huntington
This coastal oasis has everything you and your little swimmers would want, including three waterslides, a private beach, and even a mermaid school where little Ariels-in-training can earn their fins. Featuring lush tropical grounds and ocean views, the resort offers multiple pools, waterslides, hot tubs, beach access, two full-service restaurants, poolside dining, a grab ‘n go market and pizzeria, and activities for the whole family. “Mermaid Magic” classes include one adult day pass and up to four children’s passes.

Want more? You can also book Beach Bonfire passes (for up to 10 guests), and Pacific View Private Fire Pit passes (up to 6 guests).  The full listings of resort day passes can be found here.

Pool Hours: 10 a.m.-10 p.m.
Cost: $25 for adults, $15 for kids, and infants are free. Cabana rentals start at $500 and include day passes for four people as well as as
haded cabana with sofa seating & two chaise lounge chairs outside of the cabana; a flat-screen TV; and a ceiling fan. “Mermaid Magic” swim lessons—which include a “tail” rental, mermaid meet & greet photo ops, and mermaid swim instruction—are $50 for adults; $70 for children.
Parking: Discounted valet parking for $15.

880 S Westlake Blvd.
Westlake Village
Online: Hyatthuntingtonbeach.idaypass.com

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Garden Grove: The Great Wolf Lodge
Ready to be the coolest parent on the block? Turn your pool day into a pool-plus-water-park day! Turns out, you don’t have to be an overnight guest to enjoy the hotel chain’s 105,000-square-foot Orange County water park, which boasts enough water attractions to thrill everyone from your tiniest tots (there’s a toddler water play area) to your gutsy teens. Want to make it a quickie? You can even book a half-day pass that lets you in from 4 p.m. to closing (8 p.m.). Parents with older kids can enjoy the outdoor pool—which has a full bar if you’re thirsty for a smoothie, daiquiri, or mimosa—while the kids zip the day away.

Related: Make a Splash at SoCal’s Great Wolf Lodge

Water Park Hours: 10 a.m.-10 p.m.
Cost: Day passes start at $54 per person (for weekdays during the school year) and go up to $125 per person (weekends in the summer).

Parking: Self-parking is available for $24 per car per night. 

12681 Harbor Blvd
Garden Grove
Online: Greatwolf.com/southern-california

Fairmont Miramar

Santa Monica: Fairmont Miramar Hotel
Sip and swim! Swirl cocktails (or mocktails for the kid crew) poolside just steps from the Pacific at this gorgeous hotel that blends contemporary style with unique historical charm. This LA hotel pool day pass includes all-day access to a spacious heated pool, comfy sun loungers (first-come, first-serve), and complimentary wifi. Take a poolside lunch break by ordering from FIG which offers a 10 percent discount on all items including the kids’ menu. They’ll love the mac and cheese and you can grab yourself a fish taco from the grown-up selections.  A total mom-boss move? Book this with a friend so you can watch each other’s kids while you each sneak off to Exhale Spa where you get a 15% discount on spa services.

Good to know: The hotel hosts family-friendly poolside movies every Sunday night from Memorial Day to Labor Day Weekend.

Pool Hours: Daily from 9 a.m.–sundown
Cost: $45 per adult, $20 for kids, and infants are free.
Parking: Metered street parking or discounted valet at $10 for the first two hours and $7 per additional hour.

101 Wilshire Blvd.
Santa Monica
Online: resortpass.com/hotels/Fairmont-Miramar-Hotel-Bungalows

Long Beach: Hyatt Centric the Pike
Pack in a full day of water fun thanks to this day pass from one of Long Beach’s most beloved ocean-adjacent hotels. This heated rooftop pool with 360-degree views will have your mini dolphins jumping for joy during their swim session while you soak up the views of the Queen Mary from your sun lounger. Order food poolside, and enjoy the complimentary wifi. And if anyone starts to get restless, you can head across the street to the Aquarium of the Pacific for more ocean adventures!

Pool Hours: 10 a.m.-8 p.m.
Cost: $35 per adult, $15 for kids, infants are free; Daybeds are $90 (max 2 people) and include day passes for two people as well as bottled waters and a shaded daybed; Cabanas start at $175 and include day passes for four people, a covered cabana with a couch and chairs, bottled water, and a mini-fridge.
Parking: Discounted valet parking with the purchase of a day pass.

285 Bay St.
Long Beach
Online: resortpass.com/hyatt-centric-the-pike-long-beach

Related: A Weekend Getaway in Long Beach with Kids is Crazy Fun

Manhattan Beach: Shade Hotel
Enjoy ocean breezes and vacation vibes on the “Skydeck” at this boutique hotel in the heart of downtown Manhattan Beach. The small rooftop plunge pool is the perfect size for little swimmers (you’ll feel safe being within arm’s reach, though it’s maybe too small for bigger kids looking for serious water play). Mostly, it’s a nice place to relax, have a few drinks, and soak in some rays before hitting the beach or exploring the bustling streets of this quaint seaside town.

Pssst: You can pre-order a Make Your Own Mimosa package that includes 1 bottle of prosecco, assorted juices & fruit plate ($60)

Pool Hours:  10 a.m. to sunset
Cost: $30 for adults, $10 for kids, and infants are free.
Parking: Complimentary

1221 N Valley Dr.
Manhattan Beach
Online: resortpass.com/hotels/westdrift-manhattan-beach

Hilton

Huntington Beach: The Waterfront Beach Resort, a Hilton Hotel
Soak in the SoCal vibes at this popular seaside destination where your family can splash away in the pool, take a ride down the hotel’s waterslide, or relax in the roomy hot tub. Want to take a break from the pool? The hotel has beachfront access so you can get the best of both worlds. No need to bring a beach chair. They are supplied to day pass guests free of charge. Poolside food and drinks are available through the restaurant, Riptide. We recommend the Endless Summer Burger or the Sunset Nachos. End the night with a stroll down the Huntington Beach Pier, one of the longest on the West Coast!

Hours: Pool, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Waterslide 11 a.m.-3 p.m. (times may vary due to weather)
Cost: $65 for adults, $55 for children, infants are free; cabana rentals start at $650 and include a day pass for six people as well as a shaded cabana with sofa seating, lounge chairs; an HDTV; and a mini-fridge stocked with bottled water.
Parking: Valet parking is available for $30 per vehicle.

21100 Pacific Coast Hwy.
Huntington Beach
Online: resortpass.com/hotels/the-waterfront-beach-resort

Hollywood: Kimpton Everly Hotel
Spend the day relaxing like a movie star at the Kimpton Everly Hotel, located in the heart of Hollywood.  Swim for a bit in the heated rooftop pool, then take in the views of the LA skyline and surrounding Hollywood Hills. Grab lunch from Jane Q, the hotel’s signature restaurant. For the kids, there are made-to-order wood-fired pizzas. The adults will love the fresh summer salads and handcrafted beverages. The hotel’s central location is perfect for an impromptu trip to Grauman’s Theater or the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Hours: 9 a.m.-8 p.m.
Cost: $20 for adults, $10 for children, and infants are free.
Parking: Discounted

1800 Argyle Ave.
Los Angeles
Online: resortpass.com/hotels/kimpton-everly-hotel

Additional reporting by Andie Huber

Procrastinate much? We’re here to help.

Did Mother’s Day sneak up on you again? This year we’ve got you covered with both amazing DIY gifts and some that can be delivered in a flash. These last-minute Mother’s Day gift ideas are sure to bring a smile to the number one lady in your life and let her know how appreciated she is. 

Breakfast in Bed

It’s a classic Mother’s Day idea for a reason. A few minutes of extra sleep is pure gold for a mom. The kids can help make a special meal, like a fancy breakfast sandwich or some yummy pancakes, then hand deliver it along with flowers and a card. 

Another idea? Let a delivery service do the work for you. Harry & David’s Waffle Brunch Gift Box has everything you need to start mom’s special day off right, including blueberry and chocolate Belgian waffles, cranberry orange loaf cake, Moose Munch ground coffee, and more. Order ASAP to get it before the big day. Harry & David Waffle Brunch Gift Box ($99.99)—Buy Here!

Do the Grocery Shopping

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This may seem simple, but this takes a load off of that person you love. Giving your person a complete break, especially from things like grocery shopping will mean so much and allow them to celebrate Mother's Day as they please.

Chocolate-Covered Strawberries

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If mom’s got a sweet tooth, we’ve got you covered with this last-minute Mother's Day gift that she’ll gobble up. Kids will love to help dip and decorate these chocolate-covered strawberries. The only challenge will be making sure they don’t eat them before they get to her!

Edible Arrangements

Would you rather skip strawberry dipping yourself? Edible Arrangements has a super fun Mom's Chocolate-Covered Strawberries Platter that's available for fast delivery—even same day in some locations. Mom's Chocolate-Covered Strawberries Platter ($79.99)—Buy Here!

DIY Terrarium

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It doesn't take much to make a sweet little green bundle as a last-minute Mother's Day gift. She can take it to work or keep it in her home office or display it in the living room. Stick with plants that are low-to-no maintenance like tillandsias. For more tips on making one yourself (plus several other gifts in a jar), click here.

Order a Plant

Plants.com

Would you rather skip the DIY? Plants.com has these ultra-cute heart-shaped succulent gardens in two sizes. And if you're worried about delivery, they offer overnight and Saturday delivery, too. Plants.com Sweet Succulent Heart Garden ($49.99+)—Buy Here!

Take the Kids Out for the Day

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As much as moms love their kids, some time alone is always a treat. Take the kids out to the park, a museum or somewhere they enjoy. Letting mom do her thing while the kids get tuckered out is always a great last-minute Mother's Day gift idea. 

Organize a Game Night

The OP

If mom would rather skip getting time to herself, or after she's taken a break while the kiddos are out of the house for a bit, gather the crew for a Mother's Day game night. The OP offers Priority Overnight Delivery, so you can be sure her favorite board game will be there on time. Hues & Cues ($25.99)—Buy Here!

Have the House Cleaned

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We're not just talking about taking out the trash, we're talking about detailed, professional cleaning to get the house sparkling. Bonus points if you can schedule this as a surprise while mom is out: treat her to lunch on the Saturday before Mother's Day so the cleaners can come in, or schedule it while everyone is at work/school on Friday. The key here is to get it as close to Mother's Day as possible so the cleaning lasts! Brave enough to tackle this job on your own? Get the kids to help with a few tips.

Prefer to do the home cleaning instead of a service? Make it extra special with luxe cleaning supplies that make the whole house smell like a spa. All of Caldrea's products smell incredible, but we're especially fond of their Pear Blossom Agave fragrance. Oh, and it's available on Amazon, so snap up a scent that reminds you of mom's favorite things and make her day. Caldrea Pear Blossom Agave Collection—Buy Here!

Make Bath Salts

Stephanie Gerber via Hello Glow

This bath salt recipe from Hello Glow is a two-step mix, and it's easy enough that the kiddos can help. To make this gift extra thoughtful, pair it with a few hours of peace, a nice hot bath, and, of course, the muddled drinkable version of the mojito. For even more DIY gifts you can make mom, click here.

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Salt not mom's style? Herbivore's Coconut Milk Bath Soak is made from organic coconut milk, protein-rich coconut pulp and natural essential oils, and has luxurious softening and moisturizing properties helping to target dryness and dullness, and leaving the skin feeling silky-soft. Herbivore Botanicals Coconut Milk Bath Soak ($17.60+)—Buy on Amazon!

Plan a Picnic Lunch

A mother and daughter cuddle while having a picnic on a blanket
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Eating out on Mother's Day is more stressful than it's worth. Splurge on a picnic basket full of mom's favorite goodies and head to one of her favorite botanical gardens or local parks. Surprise her by packing her current novel or a couple of magazines and take the kiddos on a romp around the park while she lounges in the sun with a full belly and a glass of wine/cup of coffee from the thermos you so thoughtfully filled. Don't forget to pack kid-occupying items like pens and paper, playing cards, and bubbles to keep the kiddos busy enough that mom can relax.

Sunflora/Amazon

This one-and-done picnic backpack with insulated cooler and blanket is a perfect gift to give alongside your family picnic plans. Sunflora Picnic Backpack ($67.99)—Buy on Amazon!

Washi Tape Photo Frame

Amazon

Transform your plain-Jane frame into something colorful or coordinating with the aid of the world's finest craft item: Washi tape. Widely available and easy to snag on Amazon, the array of colors and patterns is vast and the combos are endless. The best part? It's as easy to apply as it is to remove so if you get bumps or go crooked, you can repair it and re-do it like a pro. And when you're done, try out some of these cute games and crafts with the leftover tape. Carousel Greetings Washi Tape Set ($16.95)—Buy on Amazon!

Phone to Frame

Art.com via Facebook

Take a special photo or a snapshot or scan of your kids' best art and use one of these apps to get it off of your phone and into a wall-worthy frame in just seconds. It's one of the easiest last-minute Mother's Day gifts around. 

HP/Amazon

Skip the app and print frame-worthy pics right from your phone with one of these HP photo printers. They both work with iOS and Android devices. The HP Sprocket Portable 2x3" Instant Color Photo Printer (shown here) prints sticky-back 2x3" photos mom can stick anywhere, while the HP Sprocket Studio Plus WiFi Printer wirelessly prints 4x6" photos from your phone or tablet. Both are available on Amazon, so no need to worry about shipping on time with Prime.

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Have you ever played musical towels?

Whether it’s an oceanside retreat or the sandy shores of a lake, there’s nothing that says summer like a day at the beach. But even the most water-loving family could use a little variety in their beach excursion routine. Here are over 30 beach activities and beach games that take next-to-no supplies and a whole lot of creativity.

1. Host a beach scavenger hunt.

The beach is full of hidden treasures. If your pint-sized pirate isn't quite ready for ocean exploration, then a land-based scavenger hunt is a great way to spend the afternoon. Start the day off with easy-to-locate items and slowly work your way toward more obscure finds, just like Katie of Views from a Step Stool did with her son.

2. Play nature tic-tac-toe.

Whether you use sticks or simply sketch a playing board in the sand, tic-tac-toe is an easy and fun beach activity for any age. Get creative with your Xs and Os markers by using shells, sticks, and other nautical treasures.

3. Create beautiful beach art.

This two-in-one beach activity is a perfect way for your little explorer to showcase his artistic side. Get an early start and collect as many colorful items as possible, and then give him a wide-open canvas.

4. Make sand animals.

Forgo the typical sand castle and instead, challenge your budding builders to sculpt their favorite sea creatures out of the sand. Bonus points for the most imaginative monster!

5. Look for animal habitats.

Turn the beach into your outdoor classroom and talk about the different habitats you can find there. Point out the grasslands, the water, and the dunes, and then follow up with a chat about the animals that live in each habitat. After the lesson, send your students off to explore.

6. Build a sand (snow) man.

Olaf may have wished for summer, but most snowmen prefer the frigid temps. Their sandy counterparts, however, love all things beachy! You can use sand toys for arms and buckets for hats, or you can look around for supplies right on the beach. 

7. Host an Olympic competition.

Turn a day at the beach into an Olympic-inspired competition. Head over to A Small Snippet to see how to set up games like hurdles, a 40-yard dash, discus throw, and more.

8. Practice your putting.

Play a sandy round of mini-golf right on the beach. For this fun beach game, you can pick up a set of pint-sized clubs and balls from Amazon or the dollar store and make your own course.

 

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9. Enjoy a good beach read.

It might not be the juicy novel you've had your eye on, but there's something special about hosting story time in the sand. You can choose a family favorite or pick something beach-themed!

10. Play musical towels.

A circle of towels easily doubles as the setup for musical chairs. Don't forget to bring the radio or a smartphone with speakers so you can crank up your favorite tunes.

11. Organize a beach ball relay.

Using any part of the body except the hands, two people race to carry a beach ball across the finish line before their opponents.

12. Throw sand darts.

Sand darts is one game that's always a bullseye at the beach. It's easy to set up—just sketch a dart board in the sand and then collect shells or pebbles to use as darts.

13. Paint rocks (and shells).

Bring along a few markers (Sharpies work best, so this one is ideal for the older kids) to the beach and have your kids add their own flair to gathered shells or rocks. You can join the movement of hiding them for other families or take them home as souvenirs. We love the adorable designs spotted over at Green Owl Art.

14. Fly a kite.

It’s often windy by the beach, so take advantage of the prime conditions to fly a kite. You can grab one for less than $10 at Target (or, if you’re feeling crafty, make your own!).

15. Organize a beach ball relay.

Using any part of the body except the hands, two people race to carry a beach ball across the finish line before their opponents.

16. Take a walk.

Sometimes the simplest things can be the most special. Reapply that sunscreen and head out on a stroll down the beach with your littles. Along the way, you can hunt for shells, spot animals and dip your toes in the ocean.

 

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17. Dig a hole.

Whether the kids are competing to see who can hit wet sand first, or if they're making a swimming pool for the royal residents of the adjacent sand castle, digging a hole is a great way to pass the time.

18. Become a beach steward by cleaning up the beach.

In between all the sand castles and treasure hunting, take a few minutes to stash the trash! Using supervision, it's a great way to start or end your day at the beach. Make it a game to see who can pick up the most trash—you'll be helping the beach habitat you love and showing kids responsibility. Win, win! 

19. Organize a few rounds of hopscotch.

You don't need much to set up this classic game. Simply find a stick and make the game squares. Then, gather a few rocks and a few willing kids, and then let them hop away.

20. Set up beach skeeball.

Skeeball + sand = fun. Recreate everyone’s favorite arcade game at the beach. Just dig the holes and get rolling. Thanks to Life with Leo for the idea!

21. Become a mermaid.

She's always wanted to be a mermaid. So dig a hole, bury her, and then craft a mermaid tail out of the surrounding sand. You can even let the kids make you a tail!

22. Melt a sand castle.

After your kids have had their fill of towers and turrets, offer up a bucket of water and a funnel (a plastic water bottle works great, too). Show your little builders how to slowly dribble the water over the towers. The castle will change and dissolve before their eyes.

23. Create a construction site.

The beach is the biggest sandbox your kid will ever see. Add a little water, gravel, or rocks, and bam! You’ve got an instant dig site. Tote mini construction vehicles and set the kids up under a shade structure, and then bust out that novel you brought along—you now have time to read it.

 

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24. Do a little beach yoga.

Take a meditative moment and do yoga to the sound of the waves. To avoid getting super sandy, stick with standing poses like Triangle Pose, Half Moon, or Warrior Pose but consider aquatic names for them: Castle Pose, Mermaid, etc.

25. Try to balance on a boogie board.

Get everyone lined up on their boogie boards near the edge of the water. Then, have your kids stand on the board with their backs facing the water (so they won't see the waves coming). The winner is the last one standing on a board when the water retreats.

26. Play I Spy.

From friendly pups to sailboats and kayaks, there’s so much to take in at the beach. Grab your sunnies and challenge your kids to a game of I Spy. Just pick an object and dole out clues about it (I spy something fuzzy, something red, etc.) until they can name it.

27. Try your hand at "Sand Pictionary."

When the tide is out, a sandy beach is a perfect canvas for Pictionary. Give this classic game a summery twist with words like firework, crab and watermelon. Once the correct guess has been made, wait for the waves to clear the "board" and start the next round.

28. Toss a beach ball around.

Sometimes the simplest games can be the most fun. To start a giggle-inducing game of toss, all you'll need is an oversized beach towel and a beach ball! See how long you can keep the ball in the air and off the sand.

29.  Pitch a beach tent.

Channel their inner castaway and create a beach tent using found branches and a towel. Then relax and enjoy sandy fun in the shade.

30. Craft shell necklaces.

As you enjoy the beach, keep an eye out for seashells with holes in them. Once you’ve got a few on hand, let the kiddos string them onto twine to make a simple and sweet necklace.

 

 

 

Yes, we have the Imperial March stuck in our heads, too

It’s that time of the year where Star Wars fans celebrate their love for all things galactic. From lightsabers to Legos, and even waffle makers, there’s no shortage of spacey merchandise to choose from. Whether you’re a hardcore fan or a casual observer, there’s something for everyone in the galaxy. And in fact, even if you aren’t a big Luke and Hans fan yourself, these goodies are seriously out-of-this-world cool. In honor of this trending “holiday” (May the 4th be with you!) we’re taking a look at some of the best Star Wars merchandise to celebrate.

And don’t forget, with Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and graduation season coming up, there are more than a few great gift ideas here! Oh, and be sure to include end of the year gifts for your R2-D2-loving teachers. So grab your blue milk, set your droids to “Do Not Disturb”, and get ready to explore the world of fan merch in a galaxy not so far away. After all, May the 4th only happens once a year!

Star Wars Catch Phrase

Hasbro

Perfect your galactic knowledge when you choose between apprentice and Jedi master on the Star Wars Catch Phrase game. Enjoy tons of fun sounds, including Chewbacca signaling when your turn is over! Star Wars Catch Phrase ($33.95)—Buy Here!

Corkcicle Grogu 16oz Triple Insulated Steel Coffee Mug

Corkcicle

Jedis need serious fuel, so power up with this adorable Grogu steel coffee mug in the AM! Corkcicle Grogu 16oz Triple Insulated Steel Coffee Mug ($40.00)—Buy Here!

Darth Vader Apron

Amazon

Grilling season is upon us and it's time to show it who's boss. This adult Darth Vader apron is adjustable, machine washable, and licensed. The Dark Side not your thing? You can also choose from Luke Sykwalker, Boba Fett, Han Solo, and all you other favorite galactic heroes! Darth Vader Apron ($12.95)—Buy Here!

Star Wars Retro Tote Bag

Amazon Star Wars Store

Whether you're using as a trendy diaper bag or a suave shopper, this Star Wars Retro Tote Bag is out of this world! Load up with your essentials to keep everything safe from Imperial hands. Star Wars Retro Tote Bag ($24.99)—Buy Here!

2-Qt. Star Wars Crock Pot

Amazon Star Wars Store

Dips, queso, and appetizers never looked so good. The 2-qt. Star Wars Crock Pot comes with low, high and warming settings and is perfect for adding some galactic action to your own mess hall! 2-Qt. Star Wars Crock Pot ($29.99)—Buy Here!

'The Princess Diarist' by Carrie Fisher

Amazon

Carrie Fisher's The Princess Diarist is a combination of her teenage journals found while filming Star Wars and her adult perspective since finding the long-forgotten diaries. The book shares the intimate moments of a young teenager filming a movie that would change her career, and we're just along for the ride! The Princess Diarist by Carrie Fisher ($14.17)—Buy Here!

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Amazon

The force will definitely be with you when you enjoy food eater with light up lightsaber chopsticks! The pair of two come with different sets of red, blue, clear, green and purple and make eating way more fun. Lightsaber Chopsticks ($12.97)—Buy Here!

'Vader's Little Princess' Deluxe Box Set

Amazon

Jeffrey Brown's depiction of Darth Vader as doting dad to kids Luke and Leia in his books is now available in this Vader's Little Princess Deluxe Box Set. Not only do the classic books come in larger sizes, you'll also get two flammable art prints that bring the stories even more to life. Vader's Little Princess Deluxe Box Set ($20.09)—Buy Here!

Death Star Waffle Maker

Destroy the Death Star over and over again when you make your morning waffles in a Death Star waffle maker! This nostalgic kitchen appliance will start your day off right, and give you Star Wars-themed breakfast every chance you can get. Death Star Waffle Maker ($19.99)—Buy Here!

Millennium Falcon Wireless Charge Pad

Amazon

Look, if the Millennium Falcon can make it to the ends of the galaxy, it can definitely charge your phone in Star Wars style. Millennium Falcon Wireless Charge Pad ($39.99)—Buy Here!

'Wookiee Cookies: A Star Wars Cookbook'

Amazon

If you have a little baker in the house who also happens to love Star Wars, you're in luck! Wookiee Cookies: A Star Wars Cookbook is packed with hilarious photos, handy safety tips and basic recipes for your introductory baker. Wookiee Cookies: A Star Wars Cookbook ($9.99)—Buy Here!

'William Shakespeare's Star Wars Trilogy'

Amazon

Me thinks this is the perfect gift for your literary pals (or mom, dad, or grad!)! William Shakespeare's Star Wars Trilogy by Ian Doescher comes with Verily, A New Hope; The Empire Striketh Back; The Jedi Doth Return; and an 8-by-34-inch full-color poster you won't be able to wait to hang. William Shakespeare's Star Wars Trilogy by Ian Doescher ($33.07)—Buy Here!

Set of 8 Star Wars Silicone Ice Molds

Amazon

Who wants boring ice cubes when you can have Star Wars ice cubes instead? This 8 pack of Star Wars silicone molds is made from 100 percent pure food grade silicone and works perfectly in the freezer, fridge, dishwasher and oven! Whip up ice or food in shapes including a Stormtrooper, Darth Vader, an X-Wing Fighter, the Millennium Falcon, R2-D2, Han Solo, Boba Fett, and the Death Star. Set of 8 Star Wars Silicone Ice Molds ($16.60)—Buy Here!

Lego Star Wars X-Wing Starfighter

Lego

When it comes to Star Wars and Lego, there are probably a hundred options. We like this X-Wing Starfighter because it's a mid-range priced kit that pairs with the entire Star Wars galaxy. LEGO Star Wars X-Wing Starfighter ($40.00)—Buy Here!

Mandalorian Poster Set

Jumant

A bonus to every episode of The Mandalorian is the stunning artwork during the end credits, and this poster set is giving the same vibes. Mandalorian Poster Set ($16.95)—Buy Here!

Chewie Funko Pop

Target

Okay, well, this Chewie Funko Pop is beyond adorable. It's available for pre-order as a Target Exclusive! Chewie Funko Pop ($34.99)—Pre-Order Here!

Luke Skywalker Funko Pop

Target

Part of the Jabba's Skiff collection, this Luke Skywalker Funko Pop is a Target exclusive! Luke Skywalker Funko Pop ($34.99)—Buy Here!

Star Wars Micro Galaxy Squadron Jango Fett's Starship

Target

Featuring incredible details and authentic scaling, this 7-inch vehicle is based on the Firespray-class gunship flown by the notorious Jango Fett. Star Wars Micro Galaxy Squadron Jango Fett's Starship ($20.99)—Buy Here!

Darth Maul & Gar Saxon Funko Pops

Target

Die-hard Star Wars fans won't be able to resist this duo of villain faves! Darth Maul & Gar Saxon Funko Pops ($23.99)—Buy Here!

Star Wars The Black Series Antoc Merrick

Target

Fans and collectors can imagine scenes from the Star Wars Galaxy with this premium Antoc Merrick toy, inspired by the Rogue One: A Star Wars Story movie! Star Wars The Black Series Antoc Merrick ($24.99)—Buy Here!

Star Wars The Black Series Magistrate Greef Karga

Target

Once an expeditor for the Bounty Hunters Guild, Greef Karga ran the trade on Nevarro. Now Magistrate of Nevarro, Greef is cleaning up! Star Wars The Black Series Magistrate Greef Karga ($17.79)—Buy Here!

Luke Skywalker & R2D2 Funko Pop Movie Poster

Target

Collect one of the most recognizable movie posters with the Funko Pop Movie Poster Luke Skywalker with R2-D2! Luke Skywalker & R2D2 Funko Pop Movie Poster ($59.99)—Buy Here!

Return of the Jedi Backpack

Target

This stellar (get it?) vegan leather backpack has plenty of room for holding all of your Rebel gear as you explore the forest moon of Endor! Return of the Jedi Backpack ($34.99)—Buy Here!

Grogu Plush

Target

We all want to cuddle Grogu, and this plush is almost exactly like the "real" thing! Grogu Plush ($16.59)—Buy Here!

Star Wars Micro Galaxy Squadron Millennium Falcon

Target

This iconic Star Wars ship is loaded with features including opening cockpit, rotating cannons, retractable landing gear, light up thrusters, motion activated sounds (batteries not included), and much more! A must for any fan. Star Wars Micro Galaxy Squadron Millennium Falcon ($24.99)—Buy Here!

Star Wars Echo Dot Bundle

Amazon

Just in time for May the 4th, Amazon has some great ways for Star Wars fans to celebrate, including three all-new, limited edition Star Wars-inspired stands for Echo Dot. All three designs, Darth Vader, the Mandalorian, and Stormtrooper, are available now for pre-order (US only) and will ship on May 4th, 2023. The stands are available with or without the Echo Dot, in case you already have one! Star Wars Echo Dot (Starting at $39.99)—Buy Here!

Outschool Interactive Online Star Wars Classes

Outschool

From lightsaber making to learning to draw Baby Yoda, and even social groups, Outschool has interactive online Star Wars themed classes for kids of all ages! Outschool Interactive Online Star Wars Classes—Sign Up Here!

PopSockets Dimensionals Millennium Falcon

PopSockets

Why should your phone not get dressed up for the occasion? Pick a PopSocket designed as the Millennium Falcon or Storm Trooper! PopSockets Dimensionals Millennium Falcon ($55.00)—Buy Here!

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What’s the safest place to be during an earthquake?

Need a little levity in your life? These Bay Area jokes for kids are a great way to kick your day off in the right direction. Scroll down for silly jokes, corny jokes, and quite a few earthquake jokes. Share them with your little ones to get the laughs rolling!

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1. What do you call a seagull living in San Francisco?

A baygull.

2. Why is it so cold in San Francisco?

Giant fans.

3. It took 10 workers 10 days to build the Golden Gate Bridge.  How long would it take 5 workers to build the same bridge?

None—it’s already built!

—Liam, age 7 

4. Which 49ers player can jump higher than a house?

All of them—houses can’t jump at all.

5. Where do you find hungry 49ers?

The golden arches.

6. What card game do Niners fans play?

Golden Gate Bridge.

7. What runs around Levi’s Stadium but never moves?

A wall. 

8. What did 49ers fans think about the new lights at Levi’s Stadium?

They gave them GLOWING reviews.

9. Who put all these mountains in California?

It wasn’t me, it was all San Andreas’ fault!

10. What was the earthquake's punishment?

It was grounded.

11. What happens when you get nervous during an earthquake? 

You start shaking uncontrollably.

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12. What's the safest place to be during an earthquake? 

A stationary store.

13. What did one earthquake say to the other?

It's not my fault!

14. What's the worst nightmare of an Etch-A-Sketch artist?

An earthquake.

15. What do you get when there’s an earthquake at a cow pasture?

Milk shakes.

16. Did you hear about the recent earthquake research?

The information is groundbreaking.

17. What did the ground say to the earthquake?

You crack me up.

18. Where do you find missing angels?

Lost Angeles

19. Where do waffles go on vacation?

Sandy Eggo.

20. Where in California does everyone have minty fresh breath?

Sacra-mentos.

 

Tickle your tot’s funny bone with silly jokes Seattle kids (and parents) will totally get

Need a little levity in your life? These Seattle jokes for kids are a great way to kick your day off in the right direction. Scroll down for silly jokes, corny jokes, and quite a few rain jokes. Share them with your little ones to get the laughs rolling!

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1. Can a kid jump higher than the Space Needle?

Of course! Because the Space Needle can’t jump.

2. What did the Giant Octopus under the Tacoma Narrows Bridge eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

3. What do you call monkeys who live in Seattle?

Amazon Prime-ates.

4. What do you call three orcas in Elliott Bay?

A tripod.

5. Why is Santa thinking about moving to Seattle?

Because of all the rain, dear.

6. What do you call a week without rain in Seattle?

Summer.

7. What did the geoduck say to the clam?

Can you dig it?

8. How do you make a SeaFair pirate angry?

Take away the “p.”

9. Heard any good jokes about the Cascades?

Yes, they are hill areas.

10. Why can’t Mt. Rainier and Mt. Baker play hide and seek?

Because they like to peak.

11. What did the kids say when the ferry finally pulled into the dock?

It’s a boat time.

12. What do Seattle kids have to watch out for?

Pier pressure.

13. In what state does the Columbia River flow?

Liquid.

14. What did Coach Carroll say to Russell Wilson when he dropped some change?

Hey, I want my quarter back.

15. What is the sea otter’s favorite Adele song?

Hello, from the Otter Side

16. What did the detective say when she got to Pike Street Market?

Something's fishy here.

17. What did the gum say to the gum wall?

I’m stuck on you.

18. Why is Seattle like L.A.?

You can seastars here, too.

19. What language do the I-90 and 520 bridges speak?

Span-ish.

20. Why does Mount St. Helens play so many video games?

Because it’s not very active.

Seattle Municipal archives

21. Why did the leprechaun want to move to Washington?

Because it’s the evergreen state.

22. Where’s a leprechaun’s favorite place to jog?

Green Lake.

23. Why is Kyle Seager like a spider?

He catches flies.

24. What did Bugs Bunny say when the ferry pulled in at Fauntleroy?

What's up dock?

25. Ouch! I banged my head on 99…

…Mom said I would’ve been okay if viaduct.*

(*we miss you, 99 viaduct!)

26. How do aliens get vaccinated?

With a Space Needle. (Orion, age 10)

27. When do you need an umbrella for hiking?

When you're climbing Mt. Rain-ier. (Orion, age 10)